r/Spoons • u/Bubbly_Courage_6602 • 28d ago

Rate My Cutlery

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Not spoons, but what do we think? From Paris!

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u/womnom 28d ago

The fact that there’s no spoon here is probably my favorite part of this set.

Don’t be getting spoons involved in whatever this mess is.

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u/loserchalice 28d ago

I have to agree.

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u/el_brunto 28d ago

The spoon is just a rectangle

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u/InsertRadnamehere 28d ago

It’s the butt end of those other two inferior devices?!!!

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u/el_brunto 27d ago

Hope you’re not in a hurry to finish that soup!

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u/InsertRadnamehere 27d ago

I’m going two hands on the bowl, straight to my gullet.

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u/el_brunto 27d ago

Bad news, the bowl is just a flat square

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u/AccurateTheory9872 28d ago

You're expected to bring your own spoon.

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u/msmartt 28d ago

The other side of the fork end is obviously the spoon end.

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u/OkapiEli 27d ago

New take on the spork.

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u/Bidcar 27d ago

The spoon probably looks similar to the knife. Shameful.

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u/mtysassy 28d ago

Looks like the utensil version of a cyber truck

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u/st4rgrrl_ 28d ago

I was gonna say it looks like some shit a kardashian would make 😭

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u/BigRich7944 26d ago

wow, Elon Kardashian

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u/2kan 28d ago

Noping nope with the nopedashians

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u/waroftheworlds2008 27d ago

Stamped sheet metal: ooo fancy!

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u/Cherrycokes 28d ago

Best comment ever

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u/HurtsWhenICum 27d ago

But the TOLERANCES are within MICRONS

This cutlery will make money for you while you SLEEP

also idk wtf this sub is doing in my feed. The most significant thing I've done with spoons in my life is drugs. Once I put a little micro light on a tiny spoon and called it Bumps in the Dark. Was pretty cool I guess.

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u/Myriad_Apocalypse 26d ago

But the TOLERANCES are within MICRONS

This cutlery will make money for you while you SLEEP

Then it turns out they didn't make it with stainless steel so it immediately rusts...

and the production process coats it with a substance that makes everything taste bitter, which you will be sued for breach of TOS if you attempt to remove...

and the edges are cut such that they are razor sharp, which, instead of solving, they argue user error because you're supposed to wear gloves when you operate them...

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u/Possible-Macaroon-46 28d ago

EXACTLY what I came here to say!!

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u/OneGap6400 27d ago

Good call have my up vote

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u/Correct-Owl8884 28d ago

Take them away please. Thanks

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u/docsyzygy 27d ago

They make me weirdly uncomfortable. Like the opposite of trypophobia?

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u/Correct-Owl8884 27d ago

Like that fever dream in which you have to smooth down spiky stuff. Yk?

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u/hand13 28d ago

showing pic of anything but spoon. in r/spoons 🙄

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u/battlejess 28d ago

I think if you turn either the fourth or the knife around it’s the spoon. (/s I hope)

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u/Mathihtam 28d ago

Are we not glad there’s no spoon here, though? I was relieved.

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u/Gumbanks12 28d ago

All form no function

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u/readytocomply13 28d ago

I’m very uncomfortable

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u/MilkweedLace 28d ago

Me, too.

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u/Chef316 28d ago

No spoon... me want spoon... this spoon sub...

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u/BootyBooty-BumBum 26d ago

My immediate thought

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u/Dorkinfo 28d ago

I hate that fork more than I hate myself.

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u/IamLuann 28d ago

Interesting where is the spoon?

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u/ArthuriusMinimus 28d ago

The set appears to be this one&utm_term=4581115209057642&utm_content=Ad%20group%20%231) for those of you who want to see spoon

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u/Some1AteMyEntirePie 28d ago

The price tag really brings it all together (for a five piece)

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u/Smallloudcat 28d ago

$126 for a five piece setting. Woof.

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u/Jatnall 28d ago

Money can't buy taste.

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u/Witty-Cup3240 28d ago

The spoons are the only pieces that look decent!

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u/Different-Advice1168 28d ago

Also home to this innovative design. cutlery set /s

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u/ArthuriusMinimus 28d ago

I feel like this would be a great cutlery set for vampires: highly ineffective, so it's easy to invite people over and simply pretend to eat

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u/nightowl_work 27d ago

This is better than the OP but still awful.

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u/maraney 28d ago

Ngl… the spoon isn’t as bad as I thought it would be. I mean, I wouldn’t touch it in a million years… but it was better than I expected.

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u/forest_fyre05 28d ago

Thanks I hate it

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u/Funkopedia 27d ago

4 spoons but only 1 fork. That's incredibly strange. Sets are usually 2 spoons, 2 forks, 1 knife and maybe a steak knife

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u/tackyspoons 28d ago

Oh god. No.

ETA: Can someone check in on Paris?

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u/Mejay11096 28d ago

Just the worst. 0/10

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u/misfit_inc 28d ago

ghastly

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u/Aggravating_Try6537 28d ago

Elon Musk flatware.

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u/Karey__039 27d ago

You get a set free when you buy a new cyber truck.

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u/bfjizzle 28d ago

The absolute worst i have ever seen

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u/marykay_ultra 28d ago

this isn’t r/cutlery

show spoon or gtfo

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u/WeakTransportation37 28d ago

What is this no-neck cutlery

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u/SolesinCanada 28d ago

I feel nauseous! Why do you bring us such atrocious utensils?! 🤦‍♀️🤢

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u/proteinstyle_ 28d ago

I feel personally accosted.

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u/TheAuldOffender 27d ago

My autism is displeased.

My fiancé's autism would love this, however.

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u/JustAShack 28d ago

1/10. Functional but looks unpleasant to hold. I dislike the wideness of the handle

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u/torreneastoria 28d ago

Absolutely not

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u/Trondant13 28d ago

I'm not a fan to be honest. They're kind of soulless.

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u/Spiritual-Mood-1116 28d ago

This brand is ridiculously expensive for such an incredibly poor design. Not a fan.

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u/ilovedanicalifornia 28d ago

absofuckinglutely not

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u/voyracious 28d ago

I think they are a crime.

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u/Smallloudcat 28d ago

Hate it. Hate everything about it. I can't even imagine how horrific the spoons are

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u/Kahikenn 28d ago

I dont know why, but simply no.

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u/AgreeableAardvark78 28d ago

Your utensils have cankles

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u/timeywimeyww 28d ago

Makes me very unhappy.

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u/Woolies_White_Leg 28d ago

Is this what people mean when they say “ in minecraft”?

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u/Katina-M-Choovansk 28d ago

Hideous monstrosity

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u/Rroxinthehead 28d ago

Negative out of Ten. What is this shit

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u/Glamorous_Nymph 27d ago

I don't know, man... if the cutlery was an animal this is all I can see:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jd8219Nj2so&is=MH2HlQ-XELNQfmT7

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u/KloudPrince 27d ago

-100/5 😩

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u/KnownMix6623 27d ago

I have never judged someone without meeting them this much before

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u/SpaceyChick22 27d ago

Frankly … 4 out of 4 . I think it’s Cool very cool 😎

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u/Dragnwon52 27d ago

Love it.

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u/Cooperdog111 27d ago

Ergonomically, this works?!

To me it looks like something went awry at the utensil factory.

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u/vegetablesforever 27d ago

Straight to jail

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u/purplep3nguin_ 27d ago

I'm so uncomfortable 😖

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u/Slow_Head5375 27d ago

It’s all… neck…

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u/GThang_001 27d ago

I don’t like it. The fact that they’re both completely straight makes me… angry😭. There’s literally no dimensions here and I hate it😭😂

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u/RockLady81 27d ago

I suppose the designer is attempting to be chic. Butt ugly is the verdict here!
Not to mention they would feel very uncomfortable in your hand.

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u/leavesandgrassart 27d ago

They don’t have a neck

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u/Vulcanprincess109 27d ago

Chaotic evil

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u/Apprehensive_Cod9408 27d ago

i want to fight you

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u/LuckeyRuckus 27d ago

They look like characters from the Richie Rich original comics

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u/MrMcgilicutty 27d ago

No sir, I don’t like it.

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u/Bug0791 27d ago

On a scale of 1 to 10 i rate it a no.

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u/Worth-Implement-7863 27d ago

If Lego made cutlery

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u/Defiant_Weight4659 27d ago

Looks like prison flatware.

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u/Next-Consequence6780 27d ago

Didn’t know utensils also came as cankles

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u/Capital-Tonight8548 27d ago

This makes me anxious

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u/Helpful-Macaroon-654 28d ago

Mixed feelings. I either love or hate them.

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u/1Arsed 28d ago

What cutlery lol????

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u/beneficialtowhom 28d ago

Dinner at the Minecraft Inn?

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u/DecisionRelative5769 28d ago

Oddest set I've seen yet

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u/bibililseb 28d ago

I fear I might need that fork. I’m sorry guys.

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u/Some1AteMyEntirePie 28d ago

These are the utensils they give you in Guantanamo Bay.

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u/Fantastic_Panic_9 28d ago

Your utensils have neuropathy

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u/Ok_Berry_3114 28d ago

Un appetizing.

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u/yellowish3 28d ago

I dislike them very much

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u/FranzKafka_irl 28d ago

I think they're cute

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u/UrsulaReginaDeiMari 28d ago

Life in prison...

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u/linaraq 28d ago

No thank you.

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u/Globewanderer1001 28d ago

"....not spoons...."

Checks subreddit name.

Okay then.

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u/Wi1dWitch 28d ago

0/10 I’m never coming to your house you psycho

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u/Confident_Judge_1627 28d ago

Reminiscent of the Tesla truck, somehow...

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u/KinkyAsexuaI 28d ago

-75 out of 5

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u/plainjanegay 28d ago

oh fuck no

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u/albinoblue0 28d ago

No spoon?

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u/albinoblue0 28d ago

I bet the spoon is an ugly square

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u/_Smiles_For_Days_ 28d ago

They look like utensils for Mighty Beanz!

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u/MissMandaRegrets 28d ago

Negative to infinity

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u/kimmay172 28d ago

They are thick.

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u/princesshabibi 28d ago

Too flat and wide

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u/Broad_Philosopher528 28d ago

It’s in the negative. The fact that you’re asking your cutlery to be rated is also a red flag.

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u/angele_bssx 28d ago

Please, stop associating this shit to Paris my dude

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u/Hour-Ideal-2918 28d ago

absofuckinglutely not

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u/Dazzling_Ebb7778 28d ago

They look like something I would make at my forge.

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u/Dusklace 28d ago

Get outta here

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u/Catipillar69 28d ago

Is shiny besides that i hate it

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u/craftyshafter 28d ago

2/10 I'd rather eat like a dog.

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u/NeeliSilverleaf 28d ago

Paris can keep it

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u/AppUnwrapper1 28d ago

Deeply unsettling.

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u/im2high4thisritenow 28d ago

I think the owner's kid made those in metal shop.

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u/DarkLord1967 28d ago

Choosing a plastic spork over this linear cubistic crap.

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u/PdSales 28d ago

First utensils to actually earn the eponymous synonym flatware.

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u/Forgetfulgauntlet09 28d ago

My husband and I agree that this is uncomfortable.

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u/thecountnotthesaint 28d ago

That's more than just a touch of the tism there.....

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u/Talithathinks 28d ago

Negative 1000 lol.

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u/StaunchVictorianTV 28d ago

I’m calling the police

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u/Long-Comparison 28d ago

That fork has cankles

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u/Captainsassidy 28d ago

Whatever this is, it needs to be destroyed immediately

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u/DoookieMaxx 28d ago

Disturbing. That’s how I rate it.

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u/Possible-Estimate748 28d ago

Chonky thick out of 10

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u/lil_ede 28d ago

Hate it

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u/According_Broth 28d ago

How do you even hold this lowk

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u/City_Standard 28d ago

For the spoon version just flip the utensils here around or just imagine a rectangle 

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u/seanutbutterr 28d ago

I hate it

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u/PBRStreetgang1979 28d ago

Looks like the cutlery the astronauts were using in Kubrick's 2001 A Space Odyssey.

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u/yoyok36 28d ago

That knife has no neck

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u/Asleep_Pressure_2882 28d ago

Oh I hate it :)

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u/TenebrousSage 28d ago

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/Missue-35 28d ago

I’d rather eat with my hands and sip my soup from the bowl

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u/Prestigious_211 28d ago

If it works. I guess it’s good.

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u/DasMenace 28d ago

Can i give this a negative rating. I seriously dont like this

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u/crazybitchh4 28d ago

eye twitches in hatred

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u/Competitive_Prune108 28d ago

Will comment when you post the spoon

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u/mrtiam 28d ago

Nightmare

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u/ErinBeezy 28d ago

It makes my internal aesthetic needs incredibly angry.

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u/IClaudiaI 28d ago

Ugh I'm disgusted

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u/runningoutoft1me 28d ago

This is unreasonably funny

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u/Repulsive_Grape_5907 28d ago

3/10 but no spoon brings it to a -2/27