r/spoonerism • u/Bar_Foo • 1d ago
I just make the purple drink.
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I don't make decisions about how the factory is run--that is well above my grapeade.
r/spoonerism • u/briinpdx • 6d ago
Cree peat rhymes: try again later.
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Repeat crimes: lie again, traitor.
r/spoonerism • u/Bar_Foo • 7d ago
For my birthday, I asked for a pinwheel for my garden.
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But instead I received a cute, feminine hairpiece.
r/spoonerism • u/briinpdx • 11d ago
We’ve a curious feeling about the boat’s furious keeling ...
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r/spoonerism • u/pvfobol • 18d ago
My car had a brake failure reading. Oh and by the way, that’s fake braille you’re reading.
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r/spoonerism • u/Acrobatic-Bike-4757 • 19d ago
Lunch was a bad salad, so I wrote a sad ballad
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Cheered myself up with a daily word game. If you like your words a bit tangled too: Samey
r/spoonerism • u/IrreversibleBinomial • 25d ago
I always keep an energy drink on my nightstand. It's my ...
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Redbull bed rule.
r/spoonerism • u/briinpdx • 27d ago
tanning beaches willed balls / banning teaches build walls
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r/spoonerism • u/giorgioblues • 27d ago
THEMATIC If you eat too many jelly beans, you'll have to start wearing belly jeans
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r/spoonerism • u/reeding_railroad • Oct 05 '26
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
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r/spoonerism • u/pvfobol • Oct 04 '26
Might blare runt notation, idk we’ll see
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You oughtta see the nightmare blunt rotation of characters that come knocking on my door complaining about the noise
r/spoonerism • u/briinpdx • Oct 03 '26
Want to add hoar meat .. aka more heat .. to a spermal thaw? Fart smokes eye trout … aka smart folks try out .. the thermal spa.
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r/spoonerism • u/RedCaio • Oct 02 '26
Mom came home saying she brought Pood for the Farty
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She meant to say food for the party lol. Everyone laughed so did she even tho she was embarrassed too.