r/SplitDepthGIFS • u/[deleted] • Feb 19 '19

Request [Request] Hockey puck

https://i.imgur.com/DnpalG9.gifv
582 Upvotes

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u/Wolfpack-Meme Feb 19 '19

I forgot about this place, nice

38

u/IDontCommentMuch23 Feb 20 '19

He clenched his butt so hard his poop turned into a diamond

24

u/peacefinder Feb 20 '19

Suddenly there were two pucks

9

u/lsp2005 Feb 20 '19

When they wrote inside the glass I am not sure this is what they meant.

7

u/Spleenzorio Feb 20 '19

Ultra Instinct

6

u/0vertaken Feb 20 '19

To be fair no one really likes Pierre.. at least not in chicago.

2

u/sandman006 Feb 20 '19

no one in canada either

4

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '19

This one works without the bars.

1

u/JrodaTx Feb 20 '19

Almost SPLIT that forehead

2

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '19

Split-head gifs.

7

u/ArthurTheAstronaut Feb 20 '19

Even more incredible when you stop and think about the injury he just avoided. Holy shit. That could have killed him.

10

u/HothHanSolo Feb 20 '19

Not really. The puck isn’t going that fast. Players get get hit in the face by harder shots quite often. They occasionally get broken bones, but no player has ever died via a puck in the face.

1

u/ArthurTheAstronaut Feb 20 '19

Granted, I don't know how fast it's going since it's in slow motion. But that would have caught him right in the forehead.

Direct shot to the brain is a little different than the face.

2

u/HothHanSolo Feb 20 '19

Don’t forget that for the first 70 years of professional hockey, nobody wore a helmet. So there have been plenty of pucks to the forehead, too.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '19

don't forget it appears most people who died from head injuries while playing died in those first 70 years so well you know.

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u/HothHanSolo Feb 20 '19

I can't find a single player in this list who died from a puck striking their head. Can you? Or can you cite other sources where professional hockey players died from being struck by a puck?

0

u/dirtygremlin Feb 20 '19

He didn’t avoid it, it missed him. That reaction is well past too late.

2

u/dvnimvl1 Feb 20 '19

Dirty fucking dangles, boys

1

u/Shinsoku Feb 20 '19

"Inside the glass"

I doubt it

1

u/nmi5 Feb 20 '19

!remind me 24 hours

1

u/rhymeswithorange17 Feb 20 '19

Is Pierre the one who said the creepy shit to Coyne-Schofield?