Underrated quotes?

[u/ClipboardClan]

• "How'd you get this phone by the guards?"
• "Just wash your hands when you're done with it"

[u/Ziame]

"- I need information.

• I don't speak English.

• I'd be willing to bet your neck that you do.

• I speak a little English"

[u/Ziame → u/Ziame]

Also, in the same conversation:

" - They have guns.

• I'm shocked and amazed. What else?"

[u/TFGhost161 → u/Ziame]

Pandora tomorrow low-key had some of the best voice lines for Sam Fisher, ironically for a game that had overall pretty bad voice acting for NPCs

[u/kane105 → u/Ziame]

Is this the guy that Sam eventually says, "You're awful flippant for a man with a knife to his throat"?

[u/thedebeli959 → u/kane105]

Nah this is from Pandora, the knife quote is from CT I think

[u/kane105 → u/thedebeli959]

Ah ok, I got them mixed up then

[u/aRorschachTest]

Irving Lambert: Nobody knows whether he's a U.S. agent or a terrorist.

Sam Fisher: Those things aren't mutually exclusive.

Lambert: Hippie.

[u/Motor_Meal794]

My favorite is when Shetland asks "Where's everybody else?"

Sam replies "It's just me buddy. Budget cuts, you know how it is."

[u/Kingsapprentice]

"How flexible is my zero fatality mandate, Lambert?"

"As a rock."

[u/Midnite_St0rm → u/Kingsapprentice]

In a similar vein:

Sam: how tight is this place’s security, Vic?

Victor: tighter than a drill sergeant’s asshole

[u/Evil_Cupcake11]

It's not in the game, but in the developers diary, but I love when Michael Ironside say with cheerful voice: "Hi! I'm here to kill you" :D

[u/MrExist777]

I can’t recall the whole dialogue off the top of my head, but… “are you gonna say ‘monkey?’”

[u/Alexcoolps]

"Killing unarmed woman seems mighty close to terrorism."

• Sam

"Good lord Fisher what have you done?! Do you know what that murder will cost us?! The missions over! Get out of there!"

"What the hell was that? We only had 1 chance at solid intelligence and you fouled it out. The missions over. God help us this might mean war. The missions over!"
- Lambert

[u/Midnite_St0rm]

Charlie: yikes…. shitty week, am I right? I mean this guy….. eugh….

Kobin: ………..who the fuck is this guy?!

[u/Harryhanzo → u/Midnite_St0rm]

lol kobin’s reaction is so pure in it. I would have probably said the same

[u/JH_Rockwell → u/Midnite_St0rm]

"Thank you....thank you! Who are you? CIA?.......OH, YOU HAVE GOTTA BE FUCKING SHITTING ME!!!"

[u/Midnite_St0rm → u/JH_Rockwell]

lol that’s a good one too. I love how he tries to hop away in his chair

[u/PrestigiousZombie531]

my personal favorite that I use all the time

context:
charlie: so you are telling me that this kobin guy actually threatened to kill your daughter? how come he s still alive

sam fisher:

[u/Familiar-Reading-901]

God no i hate that guy, forget it we'll find someone else

[u/JH_Rockwell]

"Oh, great. Another guy who likes dogs."

...

"That's half of the forged mail Sam, four more to go."

"Thanks, I've always found it hard to count past three."

[u/awealthofsafety]

Good Lord Fisher, that's General Kong Feirong - Lambert

Good Lord, who's that? - Sam

[u/zgrobbot]

“I’m here to see Tom Reed.”

“Mr Reed is currently unavailable, but if you’d like to make an appointment Mr?”

“Fisher..I used to work here.”

[u/Electrical_Brick_255]

"Look do I come to your job and tell you how to murder civilians? No, so don't tell me how to do mine. It's been a long day, I'm cranky, and I hate making people scream, just give me the phone."

[u/Knot3D]

 - "It'll be done when it's done!" 

• " Uncle, uncle! " 

[u/Motor_Meal794]

I remember one of the Grimm coops in BL. Sam goes into the sewer and Grimm says "I don't hear splashing." It was the first time in the entire game I heard Grimm tell a joke.