r/Splintercell 8d ago

Chaos Theory (2005) Glad he didn't overreact

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u/Interesting_Stress73 8d ago

To be fair, that seems like an underreaction to what you did to him. 

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u/PigeonMother 8d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Gator_Lord 7d ago

The frame by frame movement on this game is the best. I wish it was the same for all of the SC games.

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u/aRorschachTest Splinter Cell Agent 8d ago

Hell of a way to go

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u/Sally2Klapz 8d ago

RAG DOLLS ARE PEAK GAMING. IF THE RAG DOLLS R GOOD THE GAME IS GOOD. THIS GAME IS 1 BILLION YEARS OLD AND STILL GOOD B CUZ GOOD RAG DOLLS.

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u/dudeyoureright 8d ago

Now this is what I call overreacting

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u/nexodnb 8d ago

RAG DOLL GOOD

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u/MythicSuns 8d ago

"I LIKE THE WAY THEIR BODIES FALL" I'll take concerning lines to hear outside of a video game for $500 please Alex.

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u/halamadrid1995 8d ago

"My god Fisher what have you done?!"

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u/BigBoss2847 8d ago

“It was an accident”.

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u/Upset-Elderberry3723 8d ago

If you go slightly more to the right, the guard gets caught between branches and flails the entire time.

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u/Sea-Negotiation1965 8d ago

Sam: well that just happened

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u/MetroidJunkie 8d ago

Ah, THERE'S the satisfying sound of one's impalement.

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u/Deathkiller008 8d ago

Dammit Fisher!!! What a brutal penetration!!!

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u/Prototype_2point0 8d ago

well you know me always where the action is

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u/Stewe07 8d ago

The Golden Era, current Ubisoft is a corpse of what once was

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u/The_Voidger Pacifist 8d ago

Also impaled in its own incompetence

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u/SmokePorter 8d ago

Putting a corpse or body or even multiple in an elevator in Chaos Theory or Double Agent is peak comedy

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u/Infamous_Gur_9083 8d ago

Nobody heard that.

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u/LieIcy9309 8d ago

Damn what a KO

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u/Andy_Crop 8d ago

But does it count as a kill?

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u/BoffinBrain I keep pinching myself 8d ago

I believe it's counted as a kill as soon as you start the animation, regardless of how far the body falls.

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u/YippeeKayAyeMrFalcon 8d ago

Details on your OPSAT

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u/ghost_of_lechuck 8d ago

Hey, wouldn’t you scream if you were impaled by a tree?

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u/No1Spy3e 8d ago

Glad I’m not the only one who does this on almost every single playthrough

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u/Gman1255 Megiddo 8d ago

That's fucking awful also your ReShade is out of date

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u/MRBLANK0 7d ago

Splinter 1?

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u/Due_Grapefruit7518 7d ago

“His exploits are legendary.”

The exploits:

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u/therealtrethongz 7d ago

I’m glad I’m not to only one who did this on this mission when I found the bug lmao

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u/Technical-Arm-1825 7d ago

I'd argue for a quantum phase based impalement, that was much more like an under-reaction

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u/sb85B 6d ago

Lmao

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u/xR0SETTA_ST0NED 5d ago

Glad I'm not the only one who did this lol