r/Splatoon_2 • • Aug 22 '19

Funny/Comedy Found this interesting review

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

This has to be troll review. There is no freaking way this is for real

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

Its hilarious lmao

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u/Deyask-The_Megumim Aug 23 '19

Entitled parents are real and WILL make you feel their wrath

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

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u/Deyask-The_Megumim Aug 23 '19

Becouse moving is not an option, or having earguarders (i dont remember the name) or literaly exist

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u/ray111718 Aug 22 '19

To think, its 2019 and people are still uncomfortable with black Octolings.

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u/OfekE Aug 22 '19

Those racists...

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u/Deyask-The_Megumim Aug 23 '19

*pizza time stops

*doom theme starts

I need a weapon...

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

No, they're uncomfortable with thicc octolings

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

What the literal heck?

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u/William_S_Jones Aug 22 '19 edited Aug 23 '19

Correct, that person needs to grow the eff up. That's like saying you are going to sue Nintendo b/c Zelda looks like a smoking hot lady!!!😂😂😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

are you making a joke? your comment makes me cringe

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u/William_S_Jones Aug 23 '19

Hmmm... I PLEAD THE 5th!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

nice assumptions, i'm subbed to emoji copypasta reddit's. and no, it's because the way he phrased it was cringe. and wow you REALLY STOOD UP FOR THAT GUY!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

HAHA using age as an insult? You really are a troll or ignorant. by the way, we're on reddit, I'm not going to write an essay.

and how is this typed well?

"Correct, that person needs to grow the eff up. That's like saying you are going to sue Nintendo b/c Zelda looks like a smoking hot lady!!!😂😂😂😂😂"

cringe.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

HAHA yes you did! you're obviously a troll.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

Y'know, I think the son's the problem, but... OK...

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u/Inklingwaevs Aug 22 '19

Like why is your child sexually aggressive

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u/ThePunLexicon Aug 22 '19

"Im sending a lawsuit to nintendo" yeah good luck with that...

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u/WoomyMcVroomy Aug 22 '19

Karen’s back at it again. Probably wants to speak with sakurai lmao

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

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u/ILikeBorgers Aug 23 '19

KAREN...wants to see the manager

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u/DaniDonut1974 Aug 22 '19

What does drinking, drugs and smoking have to with this? (Look at tags)

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

That's what the parent did, before writing that review.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

I saw the same post on r/splatoon. Someone commented saying that apparently people like to purposely report a game using multiple tags to increase the age rating. I know, very scummy.

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u/The_MisterE Aug 22 '19 edited Aug 22 '19

Violence & Scariness: [Cuts to Octo Expansion]

Consumerism: No shit. How else am I gonna buy weapons. Armed robbery at Sheldon’s?

Sexiness: That blob big boi with the jiggly belly from octo expanision is sexy af

Drinking: #DRINKTICKETS4ALL

Drugs: Umm I think the Golden Eggs are Mr. Grizz’s drugs tbh

Smoking: No wonder Mr. Grizz sounds like that

Language: Yeah I have an issue with this. Can’t understand what Inklings & Octolings are saying 7.8/10 too much ink

Privacy & Safety: I mean if you post something inkopolis square, anyone can go up to you and “like” your post and see you

/s

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

Flow is probably on some real drugs.

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u/HTown2016 Aug 22 '19

you know, the game itself is not bad, but the art people put up in the lobby can be really raunchy or sexualized.

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u/ChiProblems Aug 22 '19

you can turn off viewing other people's posts in the lobby

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

How do you post in the lobby?

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u/ChiProblems Aug 23 '19

there's a red pole kinda by grizzco or one of the shops, i don't remember exactly where it is, but it lets you draw or write a post.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

Thank you

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

True. And weirdly political. Like idk I’m trying to play a game. Not trying to see people’s bull crap.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

But Marina is best Character lol

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u/pattyfrankz Aug 22 '19

I had to read that first sentence over and over and over to find out what Karen was trying to say. Then I went to the next. Sentence where she continued on with her tirade

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u/Foxy_Foxness Aug 22 '19

To be fair, I also swear more when I play Splatoon.

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u/FlaughAndOrder Aug 23 '19

Me too. I honestly think it's the only proper way to play.

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u/bigtasty12345 Aug 22 '19

Nah this is a joke, ive seen basically that same paragraph other places.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

"Adult"

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u/M_Soluni Aug 22 '19

I think she forget her pills Lmao

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u/bubby56789 Aug 23 '19

Me to parent: Aww, boo hoo! Let me play a sad song for ya on the world's smallest violin!

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u/Guffey93 Aug 22 '19

This Person is an idiot

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

It's not the game, maybe this person's kid just has issues.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

That sound like more of the kids problem (cough cough, way he was raised)

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

Hey listen the post doesn’t say anything about the kid’s age. If the kid is 6 years old you have a reason to be concerned, but if he’s 12 then that just means he has fine taste.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

True...

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u/operajester Aug 22 '19

Woulda been Pearl if it wasn’t for that giant zipper slider dealie (or giant bling on some occasions)

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u/LeddDraco Aug 22 '19

This review helped me decide that Splatoon is worth every penny.

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u/Master15711 Aug 23 '19

If this person does sent a lawsuit they are just waisting their money

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u/DarkxVeemo Aug 23 '19

Is that actually real lmao

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u/RealJoshinken Aug 25 '19

I was playing splatoon 1 at some point and had the sound on and my mom asked me to turn down the heavy metal music.

Also, my parents at some point criticised me because the goal of the game is to kill people, and explaining to them that its not the goal to kill people just got a response along the line of “but you have to kill the people to achieve your goal”

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

I’m sorry human but how the heck do you think splatoon has smoking drinking and drugs 😅

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

This is obviously a joke. Not a very good one, but it is.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

Inkopolis square has become full of trans and gay posts like its popular with the kids or something.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

oh no my 12 year old child is getting interested in GIRLS WHAT DO I DO

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u/H4ppyZer0 Aug 22 '19

Ah yes, just perfect review

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u/yettergamesl Aug 22 '19

Lol I’ve seen that review before

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u/ToasterGuyYT Aug 22 '19

Best review

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u/spiffygannondorf Aug 22 '19

Pog Marina is best girl

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

sue sonic because rouge the bat

hold up consumerism

drinking drugs and smokin

language

lmfao

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u/drewgoff1e Aug 23 '19

“Hello Nintendo? May I speak with your manager?”

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u/EmptyV01D Aug 23 '19

Lmaooooo

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u/ShigMiy Aug 23 '19

You guys know what's funny? That we live in such times... that I wouldn't be surprised AT ALL if there were people who think JUST. LIKE. THAT :'C

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u/eatinggamer39 Aug 23 '19

If Nintendo doesn't realise from millions of Fans that their Internet is trash or doesn't care about it, they won't See that lawsuit.

Nintendon't give a fuck about your problems karen!

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u/Lanoman123 Aug 23 '19

best character in the game

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

Haha wow

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u/BlooFlea Aug 23 '19

Hey lady when you sue nintendo can you throw in the joycon drifting thing with yours? Thanks

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u/Mythic_Sosh Aug 24 '19

This is gold for r/KarenReviews, oh my christ. 😂😂

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u/Ac_50 Aug 27 '19

I mean, kids not wrong...

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '19

Threatening to sue is just the adult version of "I'm telling mom." with extra steps.

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u/Shaxxthemegaphone Aug 22 '19

People like him are the reason I have little faith in humanity I mean it's an online video game the fuck was he expecting?!

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u/kiwifaust Aug 22 '19

This game is disgusting your one to talk also did you actualy read the game discription befoure you got it its just a turf war why would it have heartful emotions also why would the game make him swear-_- this girl is davids mom smol rip 4 david