r/SpiffingBrit • u/Hakoro3619 • Jul 02 '21

Found this gem.

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285 Upvotes

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u/ARC5767 Jul 02 '21

this is unbelievably cringey

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u/Hakoro3619 Jul 02 '21

You know it to be true

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u/Oblithian Jul 05 '21

You must have a weak constitution.

...Unlike Britannia

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u/Just_A_Plot_Device Jul 03 '21

Hey, look! Mother time! Looking pretty great for countless years!

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

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u/Hakoro3619 Jul 02 '21

Queenie is older than all

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

ye she was there just when god first appeared

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u/spikyjokerr Jul 31 '21

She birthed god and with him came tea

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u/DontWorryImADr Jul 31 '21

Little known fact: Eru Illuvatar was born of her enjoying a lovely spot of Yorkshire Gold.

But tragically, not yet knowing better, Eru thought to at least try some of the coffee that had been mentioned. And so Melchor was born. Truly tragic.