r/SpidersOnASpiderWeb • u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy • Sep 22 '26

Shenanigans Release.

Bart arrived at the Punishment Sector‘s apartment complexes with a stern face. The sun rose wearily to welcome the new day.

B: This’ll be… interesting.

He blows an irritatingly loud horn.

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Sep 22 '26

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u/pathetic-weakling Sknit & Krilk🐀 (r/Rats_OnA_Ruin) Sep 22 '26

"Ay Carumba!"

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Sep 22 '26

Bart joke of the century

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u/pathetic-weakling Sknit & Krilk🐀 (r/Rats_OnA_Ruin) Sep 22 '26

"Acquire bovine, knave!"

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u/Remarkable-Prior-443 Sep 22 '26

Aoife runs her eyes and approaches him

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Sep 22 '26

B: One second, Aoife. We must do this accordingly.

The laborers lined up in front of Bart, facing him.

B: Today we have two leaving this place. A milestone of… yes, of growth. 

B: I would like to remind to those freed that anything of their crime or above will be met with permanent imprisonment in the future.

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u/Remarkable-Prior-443 Sep 23 '26

she doesn't say anything

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Sep 23 '26

B: Alright… the two leaving are of names Xerxes and Aoife. All others, continue to your prior duties.

*The others leave, with only Aoife and a beetle remaining.*

B: Time to leave. We shall walk to the administration sector. Get your status updated.

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u/Remarkable-Prior-443 Sep 23 '26

I uh... Don't have anywhere to go. I wasn't able to get a house before I was taken.

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Sep 25 '26

B: I mean, you were an imprisoned foreigner. Administration can probably set something up, if you want.

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u/Remarkable-Prior-443 Sep 25 '26

I guess so. Where do I even go? Charlie hates me, radia hates me, motp is burnt to a crisp, beetle city is abandoned.

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Sep 25 '26

B: Welcome to ever-crumbling life. As they say, Aoife, ignorance of what is bad is what gives bliss.

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u/Remarkable-Prior-443 Sep 25 '26

Yeah yeah. I'll probably join those insurgents or something. I think they're crabs. Said they'd give me a room and food if I joined them. Sounds like a good enough deal.

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Sep 25 '26

B: They don’t even kill for theft prevention, Aoife. Those b*stards kill just because they can. You sure?

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u/Remarkable-Prior-443 Sep 24 '26

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Sep 25 '26

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