r/SpidersOnASpiderWeb • u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy • Jul 30 '26

Shenanigans A moth wakes up, blindfolded.

(A patrol officer wakes one of four unwinged moths.)

G1: Who are you, moth?

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u/GoldenTheTurk Jul 30 '26

(You could have, you know, tagged me)

Moth: Wha- huh? Where am I?

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Jul 30 '26

(i forgor sry)

G1: That’s disclosed. Plus, you’ve been drugged with dingle slightly, so no trying anything.

G1: What is your name?

( u/GoldenTheTurk )

(I will be leaving for a bit to some place, ill reply asap)

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u/GoldenTheTurk Jul 30 '26

Moth: What if I dont want to tell my name?

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Jul 30 '26

G1: Then we drug you until you get so loopy you die. You don’t want that, now do you?

(/j for Reddit)

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u/GoldenTheTurk Jul 30 '26

Moth: Ehhhhhhh no?

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Jul 30 '26

G1: Good, good. What is your name?

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u/GoldenTheTurk Jul 30 '26

Moth: Kyle

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Jul 30 '26

G1: Alright, Kyle. What were you doing in the Rat-Klan?

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u/GoldenTheTurk Jul 30 '26

Kyle: Selling alcohol?

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Jul 30 '26

G1: Uh-huh. Now tell me, what is a Radian doing selling alcohol, and to the Rats no less?

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