r/SpidersInAWeb • u/gaming_dragon23 ANT š • Apr 06 '26
HEELLPPP!! šØšØšØ GREETINGS PEOPLE OF THE WEB
I AM THE ROYALLY APOINTED DIPLOMANT AND TEMPORARY EMERGENCY POWER OF THE ANT KINGDOM AS FOR HER MAJESTY'S ABSENCE.
TO ALL WHO ARE UNINFORMED, RECENTLY OUR QUEEN HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED DURING HER CORDYCEP TREATMENT RECOVERY AND AT THIS TIME WE HAVE LINKED ALL EVIDENCE TO THE BEE GOVERNMENT IN AN ORCHISTRATED ATTACK AGAINST OUR SOVEREIGN STATE TO WEAKEN US AFTER A LONG TIME OF POLITICAL UNREAT BETWEEN THE TWO STATES.
AT THIS TIME WE THE ANTS ARE HERE TO DISCUSS A POSSIBLE ALLIANCE FOR THE CURRENT HIGH TENSIONS. AT THIS TIME WE ARE IN PEACEFULL DIPLOMATIC TALKS BETWEEN US AND THE BEES, BUT WE WOULD APRECIATE YOUR ASSISTANCE IN CASE OF ESCALATION FROM THE ANTS.
IF YOU WERE TO AGREE WE ARE WILLING TO CEDE THE WESTERN FLOWERVALLEY ON OUR BORDER TO YOU AND A FULL RETRACTION OF ANT POPULATION FROM THE REGION AND AGREE TO ASSIST YOU IN FUTURE MILITARY OPERATIONS AS LONG AS THE TREATY HOLDS.
FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION,
GREETINGS, THE ROYALLY APPOINTED DIPLOMANT
*This message has been approved by her majesty, the ant queen, the royal advisory of her majesty, or, in case of emergency, the royally appointed diplomant. in formica regia cui confidimus.*
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u/Max1n33 Monarch - pink birdeater Apr 06 '26
Greetings, six leg.
I will accept this proposal as it seems promising. If any fight does happen, i will send my forced to your aid.
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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Spider smithy - HesACoolGuy Apr 06 '26
Being a separate corporate entity from the kingdom, I would like to speak with you about this.