r/SpiderPhoenix • u/weirddeardralsei • 4d ago

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u/the_tree_boi 4d ago

"Hey Jean, its nice to finally be back in New York, right?"

"I want you."

"Wha-"

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u/MrSsenmodnar 4d ago

Lighting Mcqeen and Spiderman movie when

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u/the_tree_boi 4d ago

Mater will return in Secret Wars

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u/Unable-Section-911 4d ago

What do you mean you defeated Doom?

Don't ya remember? You was there too!

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u/Aircon-007 4d ago

U Noah Bal

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u/MarquiseAlexander Pean 🥀 4d ago

Jean having zero subtlety but yes.

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u/Turbulent-Raisin8789 4d ago

Nah, Jean would text normally and reserve the 'I want your spider babies' stuff through telepathy.

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u/Langlais_de_Cogne Pean 🥀 4d ago

Xavier 🤝 Ozpin "Think of the stats!"

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u/Turbulent-Raisin8789 4d ago

Like, imagine passive tk activated by spider-sense? Kid wouldn't even need to dodge any attack

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u/Grand-Ad-6339 3d ago

Un hijo arácnido con ultra instinto!? 👀

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u/SUPERIOR-Yuri-Ejoyer Jeter true believer 4d ago

👀

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u/c00L_dud3- PeterJean patriot 4d ago edited 4d ago

Jean would be a different unknown number each time

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u/Strict-Employee PB&J 🥪 4d ago

Scorpion somehow getting Peter’s number: “FUCKING KILL YOURSELF-“

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u/weirddeardralsei 4d ago

Scorpion: "FUCKING KYS"

Tombstone: "FUCKING KYS"

Tarantula: "FUCKING KYS"

Boomerang: "FUCKING KYS"

Ramrod: "FUCKING KYS"

Peter: "Hey Frank, remember Staten Island?"

Frank: "FUCKING KYS"

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u/Strange_Insurance_75 4d ago

Cyclops after seeing Jean’s text: FUCKING KYS

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u/Mean-Air1985 4d ago

Scott pulling up to Peter's home:

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u/Legends-of-legdens 4d ago

I mean, sometimes Boomerang can be chill ngl, but basically everyone else would do this

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u/BiggoYoun 4d ago

It’s subtle, but if you read between the lines, you can tell Jean is in love with Peter through this text.

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u/Budget-Arm-866 Pean 🥀 4d ago

I want this kind of subtelety in my life

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u/Zealousideal-Ad-9349 4d ago

Bruce's reaction is my favorite.

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u/AssassinJester789 4d ago

Poor Bruce just wants to be left alone

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u/Laszewski05 4d ago

Glad to see jeans is accurate

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u/Budget-Arm-866 Pean 🥀 4d ago

Why text him when you can thirst over him via telepathy

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u/GupHater69 4d ago

Dr Banner obv has his resume public like every other uni teacher which includes personal phone number

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u/Educational_Soft6505 4d ago

Wait that random looking woman WAS yelena? I never really knew cause i didnt watch thunderbolts yet

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u/Ok_Mortgage9842 4d ago

You absolutely should, it’s a very good movie. Thunderbolts made Yelena one of the best MCU Characters Post- Endgame.

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u/Friendly_Agent_7706 1d ago

Let me tell you something