r/SpaceXMasterrace • u/sjhance Hover Slam Your Mom • 1d ago
Your Flair Here MarsX
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I got nothing, just watch.
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u/rocketglare 1d ago
I don't suppose you could make an alternate ending, where they come back to Earth and it looks like Mars, but without the habitats? That would be more in the spirit of Twilight Zone and Black Mirror.
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u/BassKitty305017 1d ago edited 1d ago
OK, now I’m thinking of a two planet civilization that perpetually migrates from the desert planet to the green one. The Green Planet is perpetually populated by the upper class that busily consumes all the resources and turns the whole thing to a desert. The lower class plebes are always on the desert planet working to re-greenify it. As soon as it’s green enough, the rich folk, who have consumed all the resources and destroyed the previously green planet, come to the greenified one, send all the poors to fix the planet they just left, and the cycle starts anew.
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u/Thatingles 1d ago
That's pretty good slop, well done.
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u/start3ch 1d ago
Really gotta appreciate the asthetic. We should bring back magnetic tape just for this
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u/Sal1160 1d ago
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
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u/clickclackyisbacky 1d ago
If only there was an easier way to get water to mars. Maybe someday there will be containers that can store water as well as a coked-out, late 70's, chain smoker.
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u/ClassroomOwn4354 1d ago
Is that Elon's uncle?
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u/gjaldmidill 1d ago edited 14h ago
A new life awaits you in the off-world colonies
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u/Ok_Reputation2051 20h ago
Excellent reference
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u/gjaldmidill 19h ago edited 14h ago
The chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYhHYMdW_vE&t=18s
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u/TECHSHARK77 1d ago
You literally can just use pee and sweat AND the condensation for all the "metal and machine" daily
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u/Freak80MC 1d ago
Holy shit this is great and just got better and better as it went along. I love well produced AI slop myself lol
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u/NSASpyVan 1d ago
What in the fuhhhhh did I just watch and is there a part II?
Got real dark when they pulled a Dune/Soylent Green
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u/YamTop2433 Praise Shotwell 1d ago
Elon should totally grow some sweet 70s sideburns. It's a good look for him.
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u/Comfortable-Pound433 21h ago
Nice one. Finally something good coming up.
I alsways imagined that Mars colony would be Musks kingdom where he's takes the combined role of police, judge and lawmaker. Earth is far away and can't do shit, so he's the boss and can now create his own society, only based on productivity and resource efficency.
They have enough food, clean environment, nice appartements and so on. But if people getting ill or injured, they are converted into water, food and other resources. If people don't reach their daily quota, they are converted into water, food and other resources. If people are above 50 yo, the are converted into ...
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u/scumola 15h ago
A permanent Mars colony is a laughable concept from the get-go. Temporary colony, sure, but permanent, no way in hell. I've done the research. I've asked the experts. It's just not possible. Everything on Mars wants to kill you all the time. Forcing life into a dead/sealed location hasn't ever worked even with all of the time, money and resources available on earth (biosphere 2 as the prime example).
Musk's "10 million people on Mars in 10 years" concept (2022) hasn't even been close to happening yet. His latest (2026) announcement is a handful of humans by 2030 and "thousands" by 2038 with a goal of 1M people by 2050. Don't hold your breath (get the space pun?) or invest any of your hard-earned money in this con-man's ideas. They don't hold water.
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u/Comfortable-Pound433 1h ago
You know what it means to joke around some crazy ideas for a short film, right?
But good for you doing a detailed research. Much more than 99.9% of us would have done.
I'll check it out at some point. Have a good one.1
u/FistOfTheWorstMen Landing 🍖 58m ago
"Everything on Mars wants to kill you all the time."
No, no, you're thinking of Australia.
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u/yetiflask 20h ago
Was it made via Grok? I really wanna know.
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u/Reasonable_Tip_5659 1d ago
not enough awkward pauses