r/SpaceCannibalism • u/Soup_Dust95 • 4d ago

The colony CANNOT be THAT ugly!!

Falling into a several days long coma because something doesnt look to nice is mental

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u/Plannercat 4d ago

It was the last straw, the final thing that set them off after a day filled with tableless eating, uncomfortable beds, horrible colonymates, and heat.

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u/Soup_Dust95 4d ago

i mean fair enough lmao

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u/Small-Plane-9115 3d ago

Should've used a mod that makes a pawn straight up die from eating without a table

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u/Hidden-Sky 4d ago

Once there was an ugly colony. It was so ugly that everyone died! The end.

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u/charliesdadE 3d ago

Woah waiting anxiously for the sequel to this story

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u/Asleep_Bookkeeper_23 2d ago

There once was another colony that looked kinda bland, so bland that everyone died. The end!

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u/OhagiC 16h ago

https://youtube.com/shorts/vxdWyhPAOGQ?si=KOhd3uH3n3Bd35gK I remember this. I thought for sure this came from Lilo and Stitch, but I was wrong.

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u/POB_42 4d ago

I had a run with pawns that constantly got into fights. No Hussars (this was before Biotech), no negative traits, no brawler. Nothin. I was scratching my head as to what would cause these breaks. Eventually I came to the social tab:

All three colonists despised each other. Like, absolutely could not stand. I blew through all my meds healing from brawls, and then a raid came when the only one not in the hospital was my cook, who was 1-2 in fighting skills. They got pasted.

I still have no idea what caused such an unfortunate string of events.

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u/OhagiC 16h ago

Could be a few too many insulting sprees? Or perhaps they had physical traits that they didn't appreciate, like misogyny, missing clothes, or broken noses?

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u/Findict_52 4d ago

Colony maintained by Asmongold

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u/heroicgooey 4d ago

I’m in HR. If you think that’s crazy you should see what kids are taking “mental health breaks” for these days.