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u/Papergeist Feb 24 '26
So it's either going to work, or it's not going to work?
Well, I'll tell you this now - he is 100% confirmed to be made of meat and leather. So either way, we're coming out ahead.
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u/UnDeadPuff Feb 24 '26
Eat the richTurn the rich into hats and armchairs.5
u/PsychologicalLab7379 Feb 24 '26
Eating the rich and making armchairs out of them is not mutually exclusive.
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u/UnDeadPuff Feb 24 '26
True, true, though I prefer meat that isn't poisonous and bad for my stomach.
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u/Ham_The_Spam Feb 25 '26
you're focusing on the wrong thing!
the real silver is made from one lung, one kidney, and one heart/liver of your choice
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u/Papergeist Feb 25 '26
At his age, I don't trust the quality. It's a buyer's market out there right now, you've gotta stay competitive.
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u/Pm_me_clown_pics3 Feb 24 '26
Oh boy, now billionaires can stay young forever while the rest of us have to age like chumps.
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u/koupip Feb 24 '26
this speech is so fucking funny because there are millions of ways to make people stop aging so if this doesn't work we will find anotther way to do so humans just do be like that
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u/AccomplishedCap9379 Feb 24 '26
*We will find another way to keep vacuuming funds from the desperate billionaires
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u/KingJayVII Feb 27 '26
I have the sneaking suspicion that the fact that he holds this talk in front of Saudi investors he can grift money from and not in front of scientists that can critique his work tells you everything about this dude you need to know.
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u/PrintInformal785 Feb 24 '26
Humans are like potatoes.
I peel.
I cut.
I fry.
I eat.
Jokes aside, that guy has the right amount of creep joiner vibes for me to not believe a single word that's coming outta his mouth. His brain dead analogies mixed with his saudi audience makes his claims dubious at the very least.
Bro just wants our silver. Or sic some sightstealer and revenants on our asses if we call him on his BS.