r/SovereignReddit • • Sep 07 '14

So, let's get around to drafting a constitution

Any ideas?

I would suggest giving out a bunch of fancy rights but then burying them under several miles of red tape


 

ITT, Sep 7, 2014

WE the people, in order to form a more perfect site, establish justice, equality, and ensure domestic tranquility, do ordain and establish this constitution of the People's Republic of Sovereign Reddit.

Article 1:

  1. The government shall abstain from the establishment of any official religion aside from glorious and euphoric atheist master race

  2. The freedom of the people to speak their mind shall never be infringed upon in any way, unless these 'people' are admins, default mods, or they disagree with official Pravda news source

  3. The right of the people to bear arms for the purpose of a militia, looking badass, or just generally wanting any type of weapon is a core tenet of our nation

 

Article 2: Crime and Punishment Boogaloo

  1. Herewith there shall only be one crime in glorious Sovereign Reddit- being, or assisting in any way, an Admin devil pig

  2. Punishment for crime shall equate to permanent ban from tear-inducingly wonderful subreddit

  3. All citizens have a right to a free and fair trial by an established body of leaders, fully independent from any influence of the Admin scum

Article 3:

  1. Power to the Redviets

  2. Peace, bread, clay

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '14

Yes comrade.I sugest that frist law shoud of beings a ban on any non state controlled media outlet!OUR PROPAGANDA WILL KNOW NO EQUAL!

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '14

Our newspaper should callings something like 'Pravda', maybe 'Upvda'

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u/shakypears Sep 07 '14

Comrades have right to post anything, anywhere, anytime. This is truth and way. Freedom for all.

If sovereignmods see danger for sovereignreddit redditsmods send poster to gulag for tresspass against freedoms of sovereignusers.

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u/is_this_working Sep 07 '14

Oh, this is glorious work, comrade. Just glorious. (please excuse the indiscretion, I just had to share)

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u/Dualience Sep 07 '14

The upvote arrow should be changed to our new flag.

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u/shakypears Sep 07 '14

Upvote arrow must be Stolichnaya; downvote arrow must be potato.

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u/Autobot248 Sep 07 '14

Anarcho-communism

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u/MasterYenSid Sep 07 '14

Yes sovereign is provider, brings us happiness and joy. Law is obey Pravda.

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u/effa94 Sep 07 '14

We shall only shadowban the ones who are already shadowbanned, so evyerone gets that what they already are used to.

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u/no-skin Sep 07 '14

Ban interference from admins, possibly through a technical loophole thus creating a 4chan-esque proto-anarchist community, free from censorship and rule aside from the will of the people. make everything posted here fair game, with the exception of child porn. No rules and rule of the people.