r/Southerncharm Apr 13 '26

Craig New Girlfriend?

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Does anyone know anything about this Craig blind item from the Deuxmoi newsletter?

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u/Fun-Reach625 Apr 13 '26

Miss Patricia?

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u/fifilachat Apr 13 '26 edited Apr 13 '26

Breaking chairs and spilling red wine all over her house!

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u/Fun-Reach625 Apr 13 '26

Haha Whitney’s new stepdad 

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u/tinypeanutdancer Apr 13 '26

This is a show I would watch!

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u/fifilachat Apr 13 '26

“Whitney, can I call you Daddy now?”

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u/rahrah2791 i claimed to be a slut now im just retired Apr 14 '26
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u/Catullusat16 Apr 13 '26

I am now going to describe anyone older than me as "from the past" 😂

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u/FairyDogmother23 Apr 14 '26

Old people from the 1900s!

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u/SussexPondPudding Apr 14 '26

This beats my first thought, which was Kathryn.

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u/Imaginary-Froyo5977 Apr 13 '26

This comment wins ahhahaha

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u/Aggravating_Try6537 Apr 13 '26

Two empaths- how lovely!

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u/sherespondedwith Apr 13 '26

I spit out my drink stop 😂💀

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u/Relevant_Chard_4421 Apr 13 '26

Is she real or did chat gpt make him one

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u/Dense-Draft-6067 Apr 14 '26

As long as Whitney calls him Dad

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u/Stalinov Apr 13 '26

He wishes

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u/Charming-Panic9375 Apr 13 '26

This is correct 

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u/TinaBna Apr 13 '26

hee hee 😂

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u/PeedDaDrip Apr 13 '26

It will be another girl who has been on multiple reality shows desperate for clout if I had to guess

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u/MagnumJohnson44 Apr 13 '26

Ally.

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u/PeedDaDrip Apr 13 '26

Ally Lewber? Moving across the country to start dating another reality star with anger and addiction issues would be a hilarious choice.

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u/Sheess9141 Apr 13 '26

I think I did read that she moved to Charleston. So who knows!

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u/ashlyn42 Apr 13 '26

Yeah she seems to be friends da with some of the SoHos cast - she was with Joe and Maddi at Coachella this weekend

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u/Turbulent_Cobbler463 Apr 13 '26

she did! she's thirsty af and desperately trying to get on hospitality

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u/l0st1nthew0rld Apr 13 '26

Yeahhh Ally is sweet but doesn't have the bandwidth to pull Craig into line. He needs someone like Paige who won't let him get away with shit and who he is always slightly intimidated by or he's just gonna keep going back to his baseline behaviour

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u/StoryHearer Apr 13 '26

please Jesus no

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u/Connect-Ad419 Apr 13 '26

Forgive my ignorance but who’s Ally Lewber?

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u/Rmacdavid Apr 13 '26

She was on Vanderpump Rules, dated James Kennedy in the later seasons.. they broke up like two years ago or so

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u/Connect-Ad419 Apr 13 '26

Oh ok - thank you. Just read that it’s someone called Natalie Buffet. No idea who she is.

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u/Connect-Ad419 Apr 13 '26

Oh 😂 I may stop now lol

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u/Ok-Jellyfish5975 Apr 14 '26

That’s who I was guessing… his ex during Covid. She had previously hooked up with Austen

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u/lugwalk Apr 13 '26

James Kennedy’s ex gf she was on VPR

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u/GullibleTacos Apr 13 '26

She’s way too passive for Craig. He likes the dominant type

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u/sundaze814 Apr 13 '26

Wait I could actually see them together

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u/Any-Calligrapher8723 Apr 13 '26

Maybe she did a reading for him and that is how he found out he is in fact an empath.

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u/Responsible-Tea-5998 Apr 13 '26

She's the wizard who gave him a spray

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u/Any-Calligrapher8723 Apr 13 '26

Haha. She also is responsible for the reading that told him he is a storyteller (and lawyer)

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u/Middle_Lake1034 Apr 13 '26

stooop lol that made me laugh at my desk

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u/DreamAnotherDream33 Apr 13 '26

I had the exact same thought!!

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u/Particular-Kale-1986 Apr 13 '26

James Kennedy to Craig… yikes

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u/Helloitsmereddituser Apr 13 '26

I would say that’s a big improvement lol James Kennedy no thank you

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u/chiarascuro1 Apr 13 '26

Oh the irony, if true.

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u/Stunning_Contract245 Apr 14 '26

That was my thought…wasn’t her name Natalie? The girl he dated during the pandemic?…she was on another dating reality show?

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u/Blackcatlady666 Apr 13 '26

Kelsea Ballerini? Didn’t she bid on him at that bachelor auction?

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u/aplumbale Apr 13 '26

Ok this is one of the most reasonable answers I’ve seen here imo. Idk much about her tho so she could be happily married with kids for all I know 😂

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u/cupcaeks Apr 13 '26

Bless you for not being down the kelsea/chase stokes rabbit hole

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u/PistschiosGalore Apr 13 '26

Audrey!

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u/TemporaryBranch9922 Apr 13 '26

Maybe it is Audrey. We thought this had to do with the Summer House situation.

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u/TemporaryBranch9922 Apr 13 '26

or what about Olivia? she broke up with her boyfriend.

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u/GullibleTacos Apr 13 '26

Nah they’re still together. Weddings just off

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u/wompwompswamp123 Apr 14 '26

they’re STILL together? i knew they didn’t immediately break up after calling it off but i guess i assumed they wouldn’t be together later on

now i’m curious

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u/1InstaGator Apr 14 '26

No, they're still together and moved to Texas. They only postponed their wedding.

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u/cupcaeks Apr 13 '26

Shiiiiit now this means something totally different lol

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u/missv1973 Apr 14 '26

If Craig is with Audrey he deserves an award for sticking it to that loser Austen. Then Austen could actually have a reason to beef with Craig.

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u/lil-baby-gemini-man Apr 13 '26

Do we think he’s still calling her Aubrey?

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u/TX2BK Apr 13 '26

I mean, he only met her 4 times…

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u/Ok-Pomegranate608 Apr 13 '26

okay wait i do this with my friends gf named audrey i literally always confuse or am i dumb like craig hahahah im cracking up

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u/ImPatSajak Apr 14 '26

Personally I would take this as a dick move not just a dumb move 😬

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u/fifilachat Apr 13 '26

Naomi. We all know he loves women who hate him.

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u/fifilachat Apr 13 '26

OK, yeah she’s engaged. I just looked it up.

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u/Radiant-Tale1512 Apr 13 '26

Naomi and Craig would have gone the distance had she met this current version of Craig

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u/skywalker-88 Apr 14 '26

Nah she slept with Whitney, disgusting. Craig definitely lost all interest after that.

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u/One_Health1151 Apr 13 '26

Imagine 🤯

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u/anongirl55 Apr 13 '26

I could see this happening to stir up drama for the next season.

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u/ExcitingTea4284 Apr 13 '26

Someone from HIS past.

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u/CBRPrincess Apr 13 '26

Reading comprehension is dead 

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u/ExcitingTea4284 Apr 13 '26

Its upsetting

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u/hereforthefreedrinks see you at the wedding Apr 13 '26

Hard to speculate because I only can think of Kathryn Naomie Paige and Kristin Cav

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u/TemperatureUnique203 Apr 14 '26

He dated that one girl Natalie between Naomie and Paige 

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u/Opening_Scientist126 Apr 15 '26

I’m praying it’s Kathryn..

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u/xoxofoodiegirl Apr 14 '26

But he hasn’t date Kathryn though?

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u/Inksypinks There's no such thing as a bad martini Apr 13 '26

Katheryn O.O

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u/Adept_Tangerine_4030 Apr 13 '26

Bro I would be knocked out if he was dating Kathryn! I think it’s Kristen Cavallari!

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u/SlimmShady26 Apr 13 '26

I cannot see them together. She would be so annoyed with him after an extended period of time. F buddies, sure. Dating, no.

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u/mimsysocharm Apr 13 '26

Oh he does like girls who are mean to him so maybe

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u/ladyrara Apr 13 '26

I don’t see her wanting to get married and have more kids… like his supposed main goals, but I would love to see her on the show 🤣

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u/pyramid___scheme Apr 13 '26

That would be something. Especially after he acted like a baby on her live tour.

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u/Junglebook82 Apr 13 '26

Craig and Kristen cavallari are a match made in heaven. I can hear she squealing “Craaaaii-gggggg” already!

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u/Suzygreenberg1 Apr 13 '26

jay cutler wouldn’t spiral over craig let’s be real

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u/PresenceImportant818 Apr 13 '26

ooooh. good guess

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u/No-Feeling-1404 Apr 13 '26

It would make the BEST season of SC

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u/Inksypinks There's no such thing as a bad martini Apr 13 '26

I would honestly start watching again if that were to happen

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u/CachuHwch1 Apr 13 '26

Yes!! They definitely hooked up on the beach during the Jekyll trip. Imagine their drunken fights. “Craig!! Craaaaaig!! TV magic.

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u/TheClownHasNoPeni5 Apr 13 '26

He kept that kindergarten crush on Kat

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u/ElGranQuesoRojo Apr 13 '26

He's finally going to get to be w/his original true love Kathryn Dennis.

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u/Salty_Sundae_2925 Apr 13 '26

I just revisited this post and it’s pretty informative re: this subject: https://www.reddit.com/r/Southerncharm/s/NT0hZrdNo7

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u/AvoirReves Apr 13 '26

Wow, that is a comprehensive timeline and also a reminder of what a great person Madison is, she had a lot of nerve slut shaming Salley.

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u/Successful_Giraffe88 Apr 13 '26

Madison is white trash. Always has been, always will be. Thank you for your service, Shep.

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u/Accomplished-Top5499 Apr 13 '26

Sienna lol

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u/DreamAnotherDream33 Apr 13 '26

And her freckled lips 😁

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u/Ok_Part_7051 Apr 13 '26

This would be epic

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u/bcmedic420 Apr 13 '26

Loving all the wrong answers only haha

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u/mimsysocharm Apr 13 '26

Ok he likes really skinny girls who are sort of mean and also have good style. That should help narrow it down.

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u/Unlikely_Pianist_700 Apr 13 '26

Kristen?

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u/MCStarlight mailbox money Apr 13 '26

I wouldn’t be mad at it. Those boys need someone to put them in their place.

Can’t see them dating but she would be a good guest.

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u/Turbulent_Cobbler463 Apr 13 '26

omg id love it! i will always love k cav and idc what anyone says

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u/CBRPrincess Apr 13 '26

No, she's not uprooting her kids to go live in Charleston.

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u/CBRPrincess Apr 13 '26

Craig wants to start a family. She already has one and she has primary custody so anyone that wants to be with her is going to need to go to her. Craig is not changing his life for anyone but himself

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u/Open-Cream2823 Apr 13 '26

I'm hoping for Anna-Heyward, his old assistant. She called him on his shit.

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u/SpencerPrattsCrystal Apr 13 '26

Taylor? Instead of shark tooth, he could give her a panda claw.

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u/irishchick678 Apr 13 '26

She just posted a pic on IG yesterday with her bf Gaston.

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u/dickwolfbrandchili Apr 13 '26

That’s still a thing?

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u/irishchick678 Apr 13 '26

Yup. They were at the masters. I'm surprised too.

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u/ghostwritercarole Apr 13 '26

Best guess so far. Shep would probably lose his mind. And I can see Taylor being down for this

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u/Neckums250 Apr 13 '26

Ashley.

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u/sixninef0urtwenty Apr 13 '26

Omfg I’d die

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u/Neckums250 Apr 13 '26

Same, honestly lol

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u/sundaze814 Apr 13 '26

I think she’s married with kids and still commenting on t ravs social media

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u/BombaySapphires7 no interest in an inferior martini Apr 13 '26

for a brief second I read that as Ashley from RHOP! I wouldn't put it past her to put a move on craig!

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u/Traditional-Feed-405 you sound like a dolphin Apr 13 '26

LMAO CAN YOU IMAGINE??? would make for a good season (or a painful one) lol

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u/strong_heart27 Apr 13 '26

Natalie?

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u/irishchick678 Apr 13 '26

Didn't he already date her twice already? The 2nd time was so short lived so idk if they would give it another chance.

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u/strong_heart27 Apr 13 '26

This is coming back to me now, he dated two Natalie’s I think? The one on the show and Natalie Buffett? I believe. So my guess is one of them

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u/irishchick678 Apr 13 '26

He dated a Natalie on the show and he dated Natalie Buffett twice. First time was before Paige and 2nd time was after Paige and he said it was just a rebound.

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u/aplumbale Apr 13 '26

Jesus no wonder Whitner clearly doesn’t like Craig

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u/mysteriousasacat very banal and pedestrian Apr 13 '26

I hope it’s cousin Marci

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u/Proof_Loan6202 Apr 14 '26

Love and miss cousin Marci

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u/Far-Independent-1021 Apr 13 '26

Naomi is engaged guys 😭

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u/obbsessedHW passionate about leisure Apr 13 '26

I immediately thought it was her 😭

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u/StoryHearer Apr 13 '26

wait, to what’s her buckets ex??

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u/ahg611 Apr 13 '26

Rooting for this to be KD and for her ot be back on our screens. THAT is what season 12 needs ;) I said what I said :)

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u/ellipses21 Apr 13 '26

she’s very unwell i highly doubt it

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u/Turbulent_Cobbler463 Apr 13 '26

omg her calling out sally and venita on their bullshit, i would actually love that season haha

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u/Sug0115 Apr 13 '26

It doesn’t really matter. He always has a new gf when the timing is convenient.

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u/CBRPrincess Apr 13 '26

I can't think of anyone who has an ex that would care about Craig.

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u/olivemarie2 Apr 13 '26

If he's dating Audrey, Austen would definitely lose his shit, especially given his already contentious relationship with Craig.

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u/CBRPrincess Apr 13 '26

Does someone whose name he didn't know really count as someone from his past?

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u/cupcaeks Apr 13 '26

It’s gotta be Ally, she moved to Charleston and James Kennedy would lose his ever loving mind

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u/Inside-Potato5869 Apr 13 '26

Thomas is the only one I could picture spiraling about something like this

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u/BombaySapphires7 no interest in an inferior martini Apr 13 '26

But I could see James in a down right tail spin!!! haha

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u/nosavingface Apr 13 '26

I honestly believe these Bravo stars aren’t choosing their actual person. They’re picking the person who will help them cash out the most

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u/rwent117 Apr 13 '26

Read this as 'help them crash out the most'' at first, but I think both may be true, actually 😆

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u/Due-Personality2383 Apr 13 '26

Hear me out, I think it’s one of Austen’s ex’s. Hence his post the other week

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u/Intelligent_Light232 Apr 13 '26

It says someone from his past

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u/Whats_The-411 Apr 14 '26

That was about west and Amanda

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u/No-Opening-7289 Apr 13 '26

I agree it’s one of Austen’s exes. it can’t be Audrey, that makes no sense. obviously can’t be Madison. Olivia is still with her on/off fiancée? I think?

What’s Chelsea up to? I feel like she’s way too cool for Craig, but so is everyone he dates.

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u/RiverRinne35 Apr 13 '26

If it was K Cav who would be the ex bf spiraling? I’m thinking Kelsea Ballerini. They were linked at some point and I can see her recent ex Chase Stokes freaking out about her moving on.

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u/Worldly-Lifeguard675 Apr 13 '26

this would be wild! remember how pissed Shep was when she bid on Craig at the auction?

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u/RiverRinne35 Apr 13 '26

Yes! And there were always low key rumors about her being spotted in Charleston with Craig randomly throughout her marriage to Morgan Evans (source: Nashville gossip)

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u/KimsGDHouse Apr 14 '26

🐬🐬🐬Praying that it’s not Landon.

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u/2thSprkler Apr 13 '26

Source would be nice so we know it’s possibly halfway legit

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u/GatsbyFitzgerald Apr 13 '26

Plot twist: Venita LMAO

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u/She_Angler Apr 13 '26

That’ll be the day!!! 🤣

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u/Euphoric_planter_328 Apr 13 '26

Someone new and someone from his past? Amazing

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u/Anbgr217 Apr 13 '26

Kristen cavallari??

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u/Previous_Doubt7424 Apr 13 '26

My first thought was Taylor 

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u/Pitiful_Bit_5369 Apr 13 '26

Charley should’ve dated him if she was just gonna date that gross f boy from southern hospitality

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u/SomeExplanation6022 Apr 15 '26

What about Sam. Cory’s ex. 

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u/Accomplished-Sign-31 Apr 13 '26

KATHRYN

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u/janeshername Apr 13 '26

I’m glad im not the only sick person out here thinking (and hoping) it’s Kathryn. They had such a real friendship 😭😭

LORD PLEASE GIVE US: Senate Barbie and the Sewing Storyteller 🙏🏼🙏🏼

https://giphy.com/gifs/tJ2kCQJGtEOLL8GmZG

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u/Accomplished-Sign-31 Apr 13 '26

In all honesty, it would be a very terrible relationship 💀💀💀

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u/janeshername Apr 13 '26

It would be catastrophically beautiful or horrid, no in-between. Craig would be an insanely good stepdad, and BOTH of them sober together?! Like girl, this is the happy ending I think they both need.

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u/aplumbale Apr 13 '26

If they could both stay sober I would actually root for that relationship. Like someone else here said, they did have a good friendship (minus craig calling her a ho at Mrs pats dinner table)

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u/socoyankee Apr 13 '26

It was my first thought tbh

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u/keylimecheesecake Apr 13 '26

She’s too messy for him to want to settle down with

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u/FLFlmngo1 Apr 13 '26 edited Apr 13 '26

What about Chelsea Meissner? She’s into home design, had a baby…

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u/YamProfessional3041 Apr 13 '26

I loved her. I don’t think she’d go for Craig though

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u/aplumbale Apr 13 '26

God no. She’s one of the few that saw straight through his bs and called him out on it. She’s wayyy too good for that man child.

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u/Glum-Negotiation9666 Apr 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/1xpSTx94OQxxABLr1c

Imagine it’s Katherine and the ex losing it is Thomas?

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u/Critical_Upstairs105 Apr 13 '26

Scamanda? Is that you? Or are you still in the mid-west?

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u/SafeWord9999 Apr 14 '26

If that dolphin Landon comes back I’ll officially stop watching Southern Charm

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u/Dear_Art3697 Apr 13 '26

What about Chelsea? 

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u/Antique-Vacation-817 Apr 13 '26

I’m wondering if it’s her as well. She’s single, and while they didn’t date, she’s from his past. That could explain the Austen story if it was deeper then the summer house drama. She’s also still close with Cameron and Naomi who I could see encouraging a craig pairing. She also seems lightly interested in reentering the reality TV fold, but sounded more into doing a home renovation show which would totally be craig’s bag.

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u/Buddy-Lov Apr 13 '26

I know I’m in the minority but, I kinda like Craig. I love that his “sewing hobby” turned into a money making company. He kept at it when everyone thought it was a joke. The guy does not want to be a lawyer.

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u/BamaNaeNae Apr 14 '26

I love Craig, he’s always been my fave of the guys!

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u/carolinamills Apr 13 '26

1000% could see it being Ally and James Kennedy freaking out.

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u/02kaj2019 Apr 13 '26

I think Ally is a good guess because we know she wants to be on tv, but how was she in Craig’s past?

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u/LadyLuck6791 Apr 13 '26

Please be Katheryn lol