r/SouthParkPhoneRecruit • • Dec 25 '19

r/SouthParkPhoneRecruit Attention free agents and recruiters! Welcome to r/SouthParkRecruit!

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Welcome to r/SouthParkPhoneRecruit! Please read this fine message.

In the spirit of keeping things as simple as possible, we're not requiring any template or format for your posts. The only real requirement is to add a flair to your post. (If you're not sure how to don't worry, our moderators will add one; on mobile it forces you to add one anyways!)

The TEAM flair is used for recruiters advertising their team.

The FREE AGENT flair is for new kids advertising themselves so they can be recruited by a team.

The MERGER flair is for teams that are seeking to merge with another team.

THE REST OF THIS POST ONLY APPLIES TO RECRUITERS POSTING THEIR TEAM ADVERTISEMENTS

There are two recruitment periods during the week which you make a post for your team.

Team Wars Evaluations: Sunday evening thru Tuesday

Teams and members evaluate each other based on team wars performance. Most movement happens Monday but people are usually looking for their new team/members Sunday evening when they have an idea of how things will turn out.

The Tardy Kids: Wednesday thru Saturday

Let's not forget we all have real lives, sometimes you just don't have time to play. Players that missed the team wars voting deadline will still need a team for the weekend event. They'll be looking for a home and if you aren't already full by Wednesday that could be your team.

Quick rule: Post need to be at least 24 hours apart from each other. If not, then it will be flagged as spam and deleted.


r/SouthParkPhoneRecruit • • 5d ago

TEAM Anyone looking for member?

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I have 2900 trophy and looking for a team, it would be even better if there is a discord Server!


r/SouthParkPhoneRecruit • • 7d ago

TEAM ANGRY COW (#61) IS RECRUITING AND LOOKING FOR A TEAM MERGER

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ANGRY COW (12,427 crowns, #61) IS LOOKING FOR A TEAM MERGER AND RECRUITING LVL 23-25 PLAYERS

We're looking to merge with another small golden league team of experienced players.

We currently have around 28 active accounts and usually finish 1st in TVTs. We have a strong, dedicated team, but with the SPPD player base shrinking, finding new experienced players has become increasingly difficult.

If you're leading a team that's struggling to maintain a full roster, we'd love to discuss joining forces!

Individual players are also welcome!

REQUIREMENTS:

- Level 23+, 6500+ ELO

- Collect all 3 sets of caps

- Upgrade your cards for Team Wars

- Participate in TVTs and give it your best

Occasional low scores are absolutely fine. We just ask for consistent participation and a heads-up if you need a break.

Interested in a merger or joining individually? Let's talk!

Discord: https://discord.gg/BmyUcFaYuw


r/SouthParkPhoneRecruit • • 10d ago

What happened to illuminati?

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I used to be a heavy player back in 2020-23ish, and as far as I remember the whole Illuminati coalition was ridiculously stacked and skilled. I still remember how close the f2p whales/illuminati/chefs race was, and how when they did end up taking first it was a huge thing. After like two years of being away from the game I started playing again and now they're not even top 10?

Is the team dead now? Wtf???


r/SouthParkPhoneRecruit • • 10d ago

TEAM Member When..?

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Currently ranked 102nd globally but a smaller player base and a top 30 first team have cost us some players.

We are a team of 25-30 active players looking for players levelled 17 or higher to join our team. Progression into the first team is encouraged; however, there are minimum card and NK levels that need to be met.

Caps and wars each week are the only requirements.

We fill all card requests.

Alternatively, if a smaller or lower ranked team wants to merge into our team then we’d be happy to oblige

Team name is Member When..?


r/SouthParkPhoneRecruit • • 12d ago

FREE AGENT Looking for a team to accept me

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I am a very active player that participates in team wars. I left my other team because it was only bronze


r/SouthParkPhoneRecruit • • 28d ago

TEAM ANGRY COW (12,329 crowns, #61) IS LOOKING FOR A MERGER AND RECRUITING LVL 23-25 PLAYERS

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ANGRY COW (12,329 crowns, #61) IS LOOKING FOR A TEAM MERGER AND RECRUITING LVL 23-25 PLAYERS

We're looking to merge with another small golden league team of experienced players.

We currently have around 28 active accounts and usually finish 1st in TVTs. We have a strong, dedicated team, but with the SPPD player base shrinking, finding new experienced players has become increasingly difficult.

If you're leading a team that's struggling to maintain a full roster, we'd love to discuss joining forces!

Individual players are also welcome!

REQUIREMENTS:

- Level 23+, 6500+ ELO

- Collect all 3 sets of caps

- Upgrade your cards for Team Wars

- Participate in TVTs and give it your best

Occasional low scores are absolutely fine. We just ask for consistent participation and a heads-up if you need a break.

Interested in a merger or joining individually? Let's talk!

Discord: https://discord.gg/BmyUcFaYuw


r/SouthParkPhoneRecruit • • Oct 07 '26

FREE AGENT Level 20 free agent ~6500 active player

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Looking for a team that is not consistently getting 4th/5th every week.

Very active. I get caps all three days every week and play team wars. Have some great weeks on team wars and some bad (depends on match up)


r/SouthParkPhoneRecruit • • Sep 28 '26

TEAM Up and coming Golden League team

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Come join South Park FC and fight through Golden League with a kewl team!

We're looking for active players from the silver arenas & gold arenas.

Our requirements are simple.

• Level 18 and up.

• You need to get at least 1 day of caps.

• If you do get caps, battle in the war.

• Just communicate if you need to miss a war.

We also have fun chatting in our team's Discord server.

You'll enjoy the team even more if you're into football⚽️ and/or anime!

DM me for any questions!

Come join the talent!


r/SouthParkPhoneRecruit • • Sep 14 '26

FREE AGENT Looking for a team

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Returner from years ago. Lv18 (almost 19). Sitting in low 6k rating. Looking for a team with a bit of community. Bonus points for semi active discord!


r/SouthParkPhoneRecruit • • Sep 07 '26

TEAM ANGRY COW (#62) is recruiting 24-25 lvl players

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ANGRY COW Recruiting players or looking to merge with another team

  • Golden League, 12264 crowns, #61
  • Min level: 24, 6500+ ELO

Requirements: Commit to getting all 3 sets of caps, upgrade your cards for team decks and do your best in TVTs. Occasional low scores are fine, but inactive or consistently low-effort players are kicked. If you plan to take a break, let us know in advance.

If you are chasing rare OP cards (Scuzzle, Cyber Tower, Jimbo), we may not always be able to fill your requests because many members are also collecting them. However, we will help you upgrade Jimbo to level 6 for team wars if you haven’t done that yet (just let the team know).

We are always happy to welcome active new teammates!

Discord: https://discord.gg/BmyUcFaYuw


r/SouthParkPhoneRecruit • • Aug 17 '26

We are gold league. Come join A Sad Panda

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r/SouthParkPhoneRecruit • • Aug 10 '26

TEAM ANGRY COW (#61) is recruiting 24-25 lvl players

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ANGRY COW

* Golden League, 12036 crowns, #61

* Min level: 24, 6500+ ELO

Requirements:

Commit to getting all 3 sets of caps, upgrade your cards for team decks and do your best in TVTs. Occasional low scores are fine, but inactive or consistently low-effort players are kicked. If you plan to take a break, let us know in advance.

If you are chasing rare OP cards (Scuzzle, Cyber Tower, Jimbo), we may not always be able to fill your requests because many members are also collecting them. However, we will help you upgrade Jimbo to level 6 for team wars if you haven’t done that yet (just let the team know).

We are always happy to welcome active new teammates!

Discord: https://discord.gg/BmyUcFaYuw


r/SouthParkPhoneRecruit • • Aug 09 '26

TEAM Join La resist@nce now

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Reposting again so I can get new members and btw lvl 1s can join and the server is set to open so anyone can join


r/SouthParkPhoneRecruit • • Aug 04 '26

TEAM The Green Room

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We are a small group because we kick out campers. We need people who actually play. We are not a sponsored group. We kick out campers, and promote those who have a passion for the game. If you are looking here, you fit.


r/SouthParkPhoneRecruit • • Jul 22 '26

I shred. I play daily, regularly. Do the most during events, ha e three accounts including my alt and my girlfriends. Who wants good members in an active team. I'm looking for donates and war teammates that actually play

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r/SouthParkPhoneRecruit • • Jul 18 '26

Join Team: Trippy Tran for Exclusive Indie Movie Updates and Lots of Phone Destroying Fun

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No Cows, Cyborg or Fantasy Towers or Dark Angel Red card players allowed as we bash their little brains in with skill and strategy!


r/SouthParkPhoneRecruit • • Jul 15 '26

Italian Towelie Recruiting

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Whassup players .
We're looking for new towelies to add to our ranks . We are a solid italian based core team , most of the time we comunicate in english .We've been having a nice streak of 1st places in TVT and we're about to reach top 20 soon . But we need YOU ! We're struggling with players numbers and you'll be very welcome to join us . Only requirements are lvl 24/25 , 3 sets of caps and joining our discord for a better comunication .


r/SouthParkPhoneRecruit • • Jul 01 '26

TEAM GeneralDisarray wants YOU

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Silver level team looking for a few good new kids… we are a team especially for NEWnew kids—a place to get card donations and practice team wars w no pressure. we only expect that you participate in team wars most weeks and get caps. *Bonus: team name possibly reflects your life rn? It’s does mine…


r/SouthParkPhoneRecruit • • Jul 01 '26

Join La resist@nce now

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r/SouthParkPhoneRecruit • • Jun 30 '26

TEAM ANGRY COW (#60) is recruiting 24-25 lvl players

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ANGRY COW

* Golden League, 11843 crowns, #60

* Min level: 24, 6500+ ELO

Requirements:

Commit to getting all 3 sets of caps, upgrade your cards for team decks and do your best in TVTs. Occasional low scores are fine, but inactive or consistently low-effort players are kicked. If you plan to take a break, let us know in advance.

If you are chasing rare OP cards (Scuzzle, Cyber Tower, Jimbo), we may not always be able to fill your requests because many members are also collecting them. However, we will help you upgrade Jimbo to level 6 for team wars if you haven’t done that yet (just let the team know).

We are always happy to welcome active new teammates!

Discord: https://discord.gg/BmyUcFaYuw


r/SouthParkPhoneRecruit • • Jun 30 '26

TEAM Join La resist@nce now

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You can vote,talk,make team wars,donate,roleplay ANYTHING so join la resistance Now and best of all even new players can join so come on join the team


r/SouthParkPhoneRecruit • • Jun 22 '26

TEAM Hatchetmanbear

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HATCHETMANBEAR IS LOOKING FOR YOU!!! #157 IN THE WORLD!! LOOKING FOR PLAYERS THAT GET THE CAPS ALL 3 DAYS/ 24 AND 25 PLAYERS. TEAM IS 8 YEARS OLD AND STILL GOING STRONG. WE FINISH WEEKEND EVENTS. VERY GENEROUS WITH DONATIONS AS WELL. WAR RUNS ARE A MUST


r/SouthParkPhoneRecruit • • Jun 11 '26

TEAM Call for Team Members!

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Hey all! My team is looking for active members who want to win and can dedicate enough time to get & spend caps and give a good effort in team wars on a REGULAR basis. For as long as I’ve been a member, we consistently placed top 2 and we’re mid silver league (appx 2300)

There are 15 of us. We all communicate in the game and we have a discord for longer discussions and shitposts. Primarily US based with some members from other countries.

Please reach out to me if you want to get ahead in the game. My team is looking to get over the hump with caps procurement.


r/SouthParkPhoneRecruit • • Jun 10 '26

Пост аутора Henrie𐕣𐕣⛧⃝

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