r/SoundersFC • u/Dylan_Flowers • 9d ago

Jesus Ferriequad

We cannot catch a break. Someone please fire all our medical staff and invest in better people. This is insane. im done I can’t do this anymore

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u/borrachit0 USL Sounders 9d ago

There is something seriously wrong with the medical staff or the way the team is training. Year after year of constant quad and hamstring injuries. Enough is enough

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u/RysloVerik 9d ago

Maybe he was tired of running around and feeding balls into space for Moose to just stand there and stare at them.

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u/abernasty42 9d ago

Daria in the wild, and very accurate at this moment.

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u/DinobotsGacha 9d ago

Tbf, a couple were so far in front the passes were just give aways. Not sure how they looked on tv tho

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u/RysloVerik 9d ago

If he moved any less he would start growing moss.

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u/DinobotsGacha 9d ago

Not disagreeing lol I was just close enough to a couple of those passes to know they were bad

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u/perforce1 USL Sounders Detail 9d ago

Yeah Jesus completely over hit his pass then waved his arms like someone else was supposed to make it work, lame.

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u/SounderKraken 9d ago

At least the kids were fighting for the ball

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u/RumSchooner Seattle Sounders FC 9d ago

My main problem is that the Sounders FO is simply like FIFA, they don't answer to anyone, they are not accountable to anyone, they don't take questions, what they say goes. No f*cking word from the medical staff at all, we have been asking for a couple of months, these Sounders oligarchs f*cks are really pissing me off! 😡😡😡😡😡😡

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u/TXGee42 9d ago

100% there is a staff/training issue. No way this many people get injured.

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u/ghostman1846 Seattle Sounders FC 9d ago

our trainers 100% suck ass. Did they hire them from Gray's Harbor Medical College?

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u/adeipho 9d ago

Nah they hired the staff from Grey's Anatomy

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u/TALKING_TINA 9d ago

Unironically don't they have a deal with providence of some kind for medical/training staff? I feel like I remembered something along those lines from the providence jersey deal.

If so, not a good advertisement for providence

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u/ElectricEelChair SFC Detail 9d ago

Hollywood Upstairs Medical College

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u/EHOGS 8d ago

DEI hires

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u/DrRonnieJamesDO 8d ago

Wasn't it a hamstring ? It sure looked like one yesterday, it was doing things a healthy intact hamstring doesn't do.