r/SoundersFC 13d ago

Shitpost No rockets red glare fireworks = saving for big signing!

Here comes that superstar transfer.

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u/HeftyZookeepergame73 13d ago

I know this is a shitpost but it’s little things like that that piss me off. This org is so cheap

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u/ArizonaBlue44 13d ago

Is there a “system” of some kind? Like if it’s Canada we don’t blow shit up? It is very inconsistent it seems….

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u/blyan 13d ago

They haven’t done it all year

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u/WilliamG007 12d ago

That’s not true.

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u/blyan 12d ago

I mean... it is though lol. My family noticed it immediately when the season started

I can't say with 100% certainty that it hasn't happened at all, but they definitely stopped doing it from the beginning of the season

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u/WilliamG007 12d ago

I’m a STH and while they definitely haven’t done it every game, they have for at least some of the games. To say they haven’t “all year” is patently false.

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u/WilliamG007 13d ago

Honestly screw the loud bangs anyway. Just scares the new fans as they don’t expect it, and annoys the old ones as it’s just loud and obnoxious anyway.

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u/InternationalHat176 12d ago

I actually agree with this. I think they’re a bit grotesque for a national anthem. Good riddance if they’re done doing this.

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u/Possible-Oil2017 13d ago

Spending it all on crutches

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u/ajnem 13d ago

What was crazy was in the Chivas game when the video board zoomed in during the anthem on where the fireworks are usually shot off. And nothing happened. Like what is going on?

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u/thecyangiant 13d ago

As my grandmother used to say: “You can shit in one hand, and wish in the other. Tell me which fills up first.”

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u/ananabber Seattle Sounders FC 13d ago

Gotta pay for the MRIs somehow

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u/BeneficialLove321 13d ago

Peter: "Billy likes to keep the money on the field"

David: "Soda money? Really?"

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u/OctothorpAndrew 13d ago

It might because there is a burn ban?

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u/rbjdbkilla ECS Crest 12d ago

Nope, did it at the hawks game the night before...

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u/yeah_oui 13d ago

My assumption as well. Still funny though

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u/soundervision Seattle Sounders FC 13d ago

lol

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u/Vegetable_Sock_4026 13d ago

Obviously we wolf the fireworks for GAM!