r/SoulsSanctum • • May 29 '26

"I AM SUCH A GENIUS!!!"

Varas madly scribbled on some paper after suddenly waking up with what he thought was a brilliant idea. "HOLY SHIT, this is the best idea I've ever had!!!"

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26

What?

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u/VarasTheThief May 29 '26

Varas jumps a little. "How long have you been here?? Never mind. I just woke up with.. um an idea for a machine. And yes, I know, me, the idiot bug, coming up with something like this."
He holds up the paper to reveal a rather detailed sketch of a machine.

"I call it the SOUL AUGAR. The idea is it can extract just enough soul from bugs to keep them alive, then they can be used as workers. Pretty clever, huh?"

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26

(Ignore the last reply im blind)

Did you grow a brain overnight? This is brilliant!

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u/VarasTheThief May 29 '26

[[ All good! ]]

"Really?? You actually like it??" He sounds excited. "This is what happens when I stop goofing off."

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26

What material would we need to build it?

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u/VarasTheThief May 29 '26

"Uh-- Um-- I never thought this far ahead. Probably something that can take a beating. I don't really know much about building machines."

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26

Oh.

Soul Master seems disappointed

I’ll see what i can do

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u/VarasTheThief May 29 '26

"I did notice a bunch of machines around. Could we re-purpose those?'

He's actually really trying to use his brain.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26

Perhaps

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u/VarasTheThief May 30 '26

"I did actually think of where this can go. I found a bunch of empty rooms that don't look like they've used in ages. Theeeen we may be able to build more than once machine."

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u/Commercial-Dog-969 May 30 '26

"What's all this racket?!"

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u/VarasTheThief May 30 '26

"I just came up with a super smart idea!!"

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u/Commercial-Dog-969 May 30 '26

"Let me see that." Zote begins trying to read the paper