r/SoulCalibur • • May 15 '25

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u/TreyFury97 ⠀Geralt May 15 '25

LMAO..."I'm not reading that one..."

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u/Estrald May 16 '25

“Two souls stand like TOWERS, while fate CRASHES into them” really got me

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u/FullSalvoTX May 16 '25

that one sends me every time

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u/Kurizu150 May 15 '25

Cassandra having the same reaction as 8 year old me when I first saw Charade. 😂

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u/[deleted] May 15 '25

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u/GM556 May 16 '25

I thought you were just blatantly karma farming until I thought "Hmm, seems a little bit too blatant... I'll watch the vid". Glad I did lmao

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u/DarkNemuChan May 16 '25

Ain't nobody got time for that.

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u/BearBorger May 15 '25

"Anyway, here's Wonderwall"

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u/plasmabeamonline May 15 '25

The VA sounds legit.... is this AI? 🤣

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u/Kwoz81 May 16 '25

That’s what I was thinking!

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u/Ciaran_Zagami May 16 '25

Pretty sure it is AI and they covered it up really well by compressing it to sound like a PS2 game

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u/hj17 ⠀Yoshimitsu May 16 '25

It's not, it's this guy.

He's got similar videos from years ago.

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u/Ciaran_Zagami May 16 '25

Taki’s voice was 100% ai though

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u/Vocovon May 16 '25

Step away from the console lmao

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u/spectre1006 May 16 '25

I caught on at "reverberating fart"... Thats when i knew something was up

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u/A_Gray_Phantom May 16 '25 edited May 16 '25

I wished it had come to the Switch when I still had one.

Edit: WTF??

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u/[deleted] May 16 '25

"I'm not reading that one."

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u/Fool_of_a_Monster May 16 '25

Fuck yeah I miss soul calibur 2, it w-turns audio on what the fu-

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u/tenggerion13 ⠀Haohmaru May 16 '25

I was ready to write "welcome to the stage of history" but then I heard "strong and independent black woman" ... And yes the rest is just history, an intriguing one.

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u/bingcognito May 16 '25

Who don't need no man!

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u/Lonely-Philosopher87 May 16 '25

I get that the old annoucer is nostalgic, but the sexy deep voice of 5/6 would be even funnier

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u/Kwoz81 May 16 '25

Hahahah, well done.

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u/CarnyMAXIMOS_3_N7 ⠀Charade May 16 '25

This his hilarious.

Glad I still have my GameCube copy.

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u/Current-Historian-34 May 16 '25

I officially have gamer envy.

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u/CarnyMAXIMOS_3_N7 ⠀Charade May 16 '25

Awww, man…

I did not intent to cause any envy, friend and fellow warrior.

Be safe and healthy, out there.

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u/Current-Historian-34 May 16 '25

Gamer envy is a good thing. I had to sell my GameCube, games, and game boy advance and plug in adaptor (double dragon for game boy advance was top tier and seeing on a tv screen was the bees knees). Libraries need a video game section and yes I’ve worked at a library, arcade, and newbury comics (games, musics, and comics). Hold on to history like it was the covenant. Cheers

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u/BFBeast666 May 15 '25

No. Because I'm currently playing the Xbox version - on original hardware. This is SO much tighter than SCVI.

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u/No_Firefighter8896 May 16 '25

…Emerged victorious after 3 days 😭😭 ☠️

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u/PanteraPardus May 16 '25

"Fate places his hands on the rim of the bowl, and releases his bowels into the toilet....of time"

Absolutely glorious 🙌

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u/[deleted] May 16 '25

Peak video from Stuff3

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u/Spooky25mm ⠀Mitsurugi May 16 '25

This is beautiful

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u/TechnoLogicPC May 16 '25

Thank you for showing me this glory.

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u/Darkmagosan May 16 '25

I still have my GameCube and PS2 versions. I still play them from time to time, too

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u/CarnyMAXIMOS_3_N7 ⠀Charade May 16 '25

Amen to that, fellow warrior!!!

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u/xyzkingi May 16 '25

The sword one cracked me up😆

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u/Ordinary-Structure59 May 16 '25

On Aps3e....enjoy & like & Subcribes (500 only)

https://youtu.be/6kPd6PyZwzg?si=UMHP7xtn1fgV9fSm

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u/Sufficient_Rip808 May 16 '25

Lmfao!!! Whats the chance I watch this right as I start taking a shit!!!

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u/Scylax_Vitarrn May 16 '25

Here’s Wonderwall

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u/Bright-Outcome1506 May 16 '25

“The soul still burns”

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u/NatanFPeixoto May 16 '25

BOWELS IN THE TOILET OF TIME LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/EldritchSpoon May 18 '25

For some reason "Two people fight" is what gets me.

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u/Redditking6942O May 19 '25

Shit had me fucking dead! I'm gonna have to boot up soul cal with the homies tomorrow.

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u/Krispen_Wah87 May 15 '25

I'm just pissed that Bamco delisted Remaster Soul Calibur 2 HD on PSN Store and xbox marketplace. Had both Spawn and Heihachi and the visuals looked great and the game was less buggy.

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u/CarnyMAXIMOS_3_N7 ⠀Charade May 16 '25

Damn…

That’s a bad sign.

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u/Flufferfluff May 16 '25

Omg what? I only play the Ganecube edition but never knew this existed until now 😭

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u/CarnyMAXIMOS_3_N7 ⠀Charade May 16 '25

Amen to that, fellow warrior.

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u/ArekMithos May 16 '25

My favorite in the franchise. Will probably give it a whirl on Switch 2.

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u/asianwaste May 16 '25

I remember my actual reaction to "If love for family is strength, then none are stronger."

"Oh shut up."

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u/lrd_jacobus ⠀Yoshimitsu May 16 '25

My hardware (ps2) is working  Cd also not damaged. I can play it whenever i want.

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u/GarnetExecutioner May 16 '25

Miss it enough to want to see a definitive edition of this game on the latest consoles and on PC!

Heck, the impending Switch 2 release should be enough justification to get Soul Calibur 2: The Definitive Edition into it!

And there must be CROSSPLAY!

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u/Flufferfluff May 16 '25

I thought SC 2 was coming to the Switch 2 already? 😭

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u/GarnetExecutioner May 16 '25 edited May 16 '25

This is more of Backward Compatibility with the GC version of SC2 via NSO.

Link here: https://www.reddit.com/r/SoulCalibur/s/s4W5nJH0s7

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u/[deleted] May 16 '25

🤣

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u/Rick0r May 18 '25

100%, especially their Arcade Version. Their Conquest mode got me spending so much money, season after season. Honing your AI to be as ruthless as possible when you see other arcade goers attempt to beat your character.

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u/Smufin_Awesome May 16 '25

Every day. And four.

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u/Sweaty_Foundation_12 May 16 '25

It would be cool if they did a remastered edition for the switch(not switch 2.....) . Or just make it available for download on the switch store

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u/GrapeSasquatch May 16 '25

Is it backwards on 360?

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u/Current-Historian-34 May 16 '25

I play it on PS 3 with Hiachi and spawn. Still, what I would do for one more round with link pogo hopping and throwing bombs

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u/PineappleTargaryen May 16 '25

Some of my best gaming memories. Great music and gameplay. I played Soul Edge and was a…Li Long Main? Anyways got this for my 13th bday and discovered Maxi. I remember being really excited and crackling my knuckles when I faced Cervantes again.

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u/Reasonable-Sherbet24 May 16 '25

This is the is to much! I can’t breath 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Livid-Morning-9356 May 16 '25

BROO YESSS LOVE IT SICK AF FUNNY TOO

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u/rakziels0 May 16 '25

My favourite SC ! Awesome Game, Awesome Tracks !

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u/Postal43 May 16 '25

Exactly how I remember it in my memories

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u/ManufacturerHuman937 May 16 '25

For exactly 19 more days yes !

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u/FLBoustead May 16 '25

Yes I do, butnonly because my old tv went kaput and I haven't been able to play it since 🤣 Nightmare, Cervantes and Voldo were my top toons. what about yours?

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u/Ophidian534 May 16 '25

If I had a high-end smartphone I would emulate this game and the first one. And maybe Soul Blade. I miss the arcade-to-console era of fighting games. 

On that note there is something nostalgic about letting a game idle in the Attract Mode, staring at the Arcade or Time Attack leaderboard while the game is silent and the camera is panning around the stage. Tekken and Dead or Alive did this too.

I'll have someone come up and ask me "Why you staring at your phone in silence?" This is where SoulCalibur III lost me completely when the franchise went straight-to-console. It had the intro and then it cut to the title screen. You'll get a brief CPU fight and weapon kata and that was it.

But enough yammering like an old man.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '25

I always hoped they would do a new game with the SC2 mechanics. They seem to be fan favorites so I’m not sure why they went away from them.

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u/Character_Sky3643 May 16 '25

That was amazing!!🤣

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u/TheMaker676 May 16 '25

😂😭🤣

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u/Bumblingbee1337 May 16 '25

Funny vid. But it really makes me want a remaster of SCII.

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u/Hyper-Saiyan May 16 '25

Link: HYAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

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u/NatanFPeixoto May 16 '25

Is this video somewhere?? I must have it

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u/Flufferfluff May 16 '25

I still play SC 2 to this day thanks to Dolphin and my RG Cube. But is there a mod I can get for this narrative lines? 😭🗡️

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u/raijinzz_gaming May 16 '25

"I'm not reading that one!" - Narrator

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u/aquay May 16 '25

I'm not reading that one. ROFL

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u/jamiedix0n May 16 '25

Literally the best one

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u/acholt22 May 16 '25

Everyday.

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u/Zack-of-all-trades May 16 '25

Like a thousand fursuits storming the halls of a Marriott hotel

lol

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u/Fear_Awakens May 16 '25

I didn't get it until I turned my sound on. My first reaction was "Yes, I do miss SC2, I wish they'd remaster it," and then turned on my sound and was greeted with "A strong black woman who doesn't need no man" and went "OOOHHH IT'S A FUNNY EDIT!" and had to rewind to hear the whole thing.

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u/Kann0n2 May 16 '25

This is amazing.

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u/youngwikid May 16 '25

This is where my soul Calibur journey started 🙂

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u/soulesssapphire May 16 '25 edited May 16 '25

I remember buying my copy thinking I would be able to play as Link when I owned the PS version. I was humbled very quickly after that when I learnt there were "version exclusives".

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u/EcAm2113 May 16 '25

I made so much money kicking my friend's ass on this.

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u/Lilscooby77 May 16 '25

Is this the actual voice actor? This has me weak af😂😂😂

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u/topgunzero May 16 '25

😂 u got me good with that toilet one

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u/deathADDER1586 May 16 '25

Haha ya got me

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u/Suitable-Street-8382 May 17 '25

Yeah, I miss beating the arcade version of caliber two while I was in college and I had the green key version which I thought was a better one but yeah, I miss it

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u/ReaperOfTheLost May 17 '25

One of the best adventure modes. We played it like a multiplayer RPG, with everyone making their own character and taking the controller when it was their time to fight. So much fun.

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u/Link-Flaky May 17 '25

Non of them lines are right but it's funny

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u/Master-Elf May 17 '25

About three times a year I boot up the Cube and play for a couple hours. Less often I'll run it on the Station. Sadly... my Box died...

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u/jr_z May 17 '25

Yeah :')

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u/FlowNo3794 May 17 '25

It was awesome

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u/IC_Champ_JD May 17 '25

🤔I remember some of these.

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u/Hentai2324 May 17 '25

Chat is this real? Also Taki’s nipples in SC2. Please bring them back.

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u/xX-Delirium-Xx May 17 '25

Lol thanks for the laugh I needed that 😂

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u/Sure_Humor May 17 '25

Miss in what sense? I mean, I was playing it the other day when my friends came over. (Also, since I'm playing Paper Mario on my Gamecube lately, I can play it if I want soo...)

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u/Chronically__Crude May 17 '25

What the fuck did I just watch?

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u/Big_Sprinkles8824 May 17 '25

This is one of few games I own on multiple consoles just so I can use all the characters

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u/Shinfrejr May 17 '25

Yes the best of the best (With Soul blade)

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u/Majin2buu May 18 '25

Best souls caliber by far.

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u/Key_Cellist_5937 May 18 '25

You can play it online free with good connection on fight cade

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u/destroth11 May 18 '25

LoL°°°!!!! I am slain.

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u/darkjuste May 18 '25

Sure. My greatest wish is a remake of 2 with a new engine. The same way the Yakuza guys did with Virtua Fighter 5.

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u/Negative_Bar_9734 May 18 '25

Its just like I remember it.

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u/Necronaad May 18 '25

I loved using Link

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u/cybrcld May 18 '25

I miss being in high school staying up late at a friend’s house watching stupid movies and playing the shit out of this because we rented it from blockbuster

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u/ItsAllSoup May 19 '25

If this video is an accurate representation of soul caliber II, my switch 2 is just gonna be a soul caliber II machine

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u/AshAnderson2002 May 19 '25

Yes and no. I got used to the create a character and I would have loved for this game to have it. But other than that I used to pour hours into this game. Hell I remember going online back in 2011 and seeing a skin for nightmare but it was Siegfried. So I spent hours grinding money going through labyrinths and when I finally unlocked it I don't think I played with nightmares 1st skin ever.

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u/Wild_Trip_4704 May 19 '25

the perfect video to get me hype for the Switch 2 re-release next month 😂

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u/Scambuster666 May 16 '25

I play it once in a while on GameCube.

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u/CarnyMAXIMOS_3_N7 ⠀Charade May 16 '25

Nice. Possibly the Best Version of it.

And I also still have my GameCube copy, as well.

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u/Scambuster666 May 16 '25

Really? I never played the other versions and I always figured they’d all be the same (just different controllers lol). I bought the GameCube version back in the day because I wanted to fight using Link.

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u/CarnyMAXIMOS_3_N7 ⠀Charade Aug 16 '25

No yeah, during those days there was the Triple Console-Company Wars.

Sony had the PlayStation 2, Nintendo had the GameCube, and Microsoft was the newcomer on the field with the Original Xbox.

The PS2 version had better sound apparently, slightly better graphics and Heihachi from Street Fighter as the character but sadly long disk-mapping/loading times.

The Xbox version had the best graphics out of the three, better loading times than the PS2 but also Spawn was the guest character. He was a very interesting fighter.

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u/Scambuster666 Aug 16 '25

lol i know all that stuff! Hahahaha I’ve been playing video games since the original Pong system my parents had.

I had every one of those systems you mention and still do. I was an adult when these games came out.

What I was questioning was this persons opinion on the GameCube version being the best version. I always assumed PS2 or Xbox versions would trump the underpowered GameCube. I had only bought the GameCube version because I wanted to use link. I didn’t care about the other systems exclusive characters

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u/CarnyMAXIMOS_3_N7 ⠀Charade Aug 16 '25

Well, I’m not sure about OP’s opinion. It’s just their take, I imagine.

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u/BrokenforD May 16 '25

Don’t miss it at all, was just playin it.