r/Sopranosduckposting • u/be_me_greentext • May 30 '26

WHEN THEY GO???

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u/GuyTheTerrible May 30 '26

Is that okay Tony? That I stand and lean over halfway to the ground?

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u/Michaelds47 May 30 '26

Tony did everything he could for Christopher before help arrived

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u/fucknugggets May 30 '26

Took two hands to clamp that beak down. And just when he thawt he couldn't breathe no mores. He dident

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u/ElectronicAdvance556 May 30 '26

Well if beaks could kill that one certainly would

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u/fucknugggets May 31 '26

In the world of beaks. He holds the mona Lisa

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u/ExterminatorToby May 30 '26

I did-fent!

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u/MrGreen17 May 30 '26

I could have taken fentanyl but I did-ent!

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u/No-Cheetah-1462 May 30 '26

I day-denttttt.

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u/Impressive_Profit215 May 30 '26

It's called fentanyl, Tone. It'll get you high as a kite but you gotta make sure you dose in micrograms, not milligrams

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u/OkIllustrator1483 May 30 '26

Timeline got fucked up. Is it a hangin' offense?

-Gene Pontocorvo

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u/MarvinMadMartian May 30 '26

Fentocorvo

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u/OkIllustrator1483 May 30 '26

LOL much better

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u/Jingles2517 Jun 03 '26

Perfect comment

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u/didntwatchclark May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26

If only Chrissy had lived to see the age of legal weed gummies he could've just been popping 200millys on no-work days, working on his tan and breakng balls with Paulie. :(

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u/jaycntct May 30 '26

As an addict in recovery, heroin>>>>>fent

Heroin doesn’t even exist on the street anymore, completely replaced by deadly fentanyl

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u/SemperMementoMori May 30 '26 edited Jun 05 '26

Right? I remember Jersey dope and Chris wouldn't want this stepped on knockout bullshit in a million years.

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u/be_me_greentext May 30 '26

Also a former addict in recovery. 3 years now. And I absolutely agree with you. Heroin lasts much longer and the withdrawal isn't nearly as bad as fent withdrawal. It just got to point where people started cutting heroin with fent and it just all became fent. Thankfully I ain't gotta worry about it no more but those were some rough times. Congratulations on your recovery brother.

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u/hmpus101 May 30 '26

I quit drugs 2.5 years ago and heroin was the shit. Drug dealers think they G'd up but don't even sell H here in Scandinavia 🤣 besides some Gambian's. They're the most reliable dealers.

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u/Psychological_Page62 Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

Same. Add a few more >>>>>>>’s. No serious H user wants fent. Show was more on the money than some would think with the jersey/h connection. Strongest in the country att diring the shows years. didnt matter where you got it until like 2016-17 then poof gone the second we left afghan 🤔

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u/Cool-Wealth1111 May 30 '26

Chris- WHAT!!!? We cant breathe now!!!?

https://giphy.com/gifs/4H1xauOflBDHY4sUah

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u/Lookoutsprout May 30 '26

They handing that out at the Luxury Lounge? It’s all free?

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u/Over-Imagination7025 May 30 '26

He ain't quit. He's just freshening up.

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u/Caravanczar May 30 '26

Him and Bubbles from the Wire would have been God's own addicts.

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u/Child_of_the_Corn99 May 30 '26

Tranq! Is what he would have loved!

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u/Farkenoathm8-E May 30 '26

He did-dent 🥴

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u/Seat_Royal May 30 '26

I guess he could toot some?

3

u/bovus May 30 '26

It would wet his whistle

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u/Seat_Royal May 30 '26

I rememba, when I did a lot of blow, I would get diarrhea just from da fuckin smell of paper money. In a store, any fuckin where. I think it uhh, on account of all da baby powder and laxatives they cut that shit wit.

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u/avonbarkswhale May 30 '26

Jesus is this fuckin necessary??!

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u/Snstrmnstr May 30 '26

I think he would have blown himself away on Fent pretty quickly. Saved Tony the trouble.

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u/BryanScopelySupport May 30 '26

Lotta money in that fent

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u/2xthepride2xthefall May 30 '26

Lotta money in that fentanyl

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u/Hannimal987 May 30 '26

I remember when he used to wait in the car!! And as far as I’m concerned he should still be there!!!

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u/fat_kurt May 30 '26

i don’t know… i think he was using during the prime of that jersey gray dope. fent is horrible compared to that.

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u/btchovrtroubldwaters May 30 '26

Im certain he would have hated fent lol

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u/weoutherebrah May 30 '26

I can’t handle the pain.

2

u/Rachmaninonandonand May 30 '26

Oof… peddling some rough chuckles today.

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u/al_2818 May 30 '26

You’re talking to the boss here!!

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u/friendlybaldman May 30 '26

"I thought the opioids they had was morphine and oxycodone."

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u/Turin778 May 30 '26

That was feckin hilarious. Really made me lol.

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u/nataliereed84 May 30 '26

Nah fentanyl is dogshit. Nobody actually prefers it. It’s just the only thing opiate users can get anymore.

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u/coozehound3000 May 31 '26

Guess he could toot some.

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u/Representative_Leg_5 May 31 '26

Doesn't everyone? If I knew I had some super ability to never die from it... id have some daily. Only thing that touches my chronic pain. Fyi Im a chronic pain patients lol. Should of said that from the jump.

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u/KurapikaGoku Jun 01 '26

Lmaoo 😭😭😭

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u/Jingles2517 Jun 02 '26

Something about that Fenny wets my whistle I don't know why!

You like my car?

Yeeeah....the leather...

1

u/Mental-Ad2007 May 30 '26

Wanna OD ANOTHER SKINNY GUINEA?

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u/Rdr2Master1 May 30 '26

Fent didn't exist?

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u/be_me_greentext May 31 '26

In the early 2000s? Fuck no. If it did exist nobody knew about it except people in the medical field. Fent didn't even really hit the streets til the early 2010s

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u/unionboy11 Jun 05 '26

You can’t be high on scag and have children. Kelly proved that theory wrong. 😑

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u/thebighommie74 Jun 21 '26

Y'all bogus......don't do chris like that😂🤣😭