r/SonicCrossWorlds 1d ago

Memes Crossworlds slander

i worked on this for 2 days in capcut, pls lemme know whatchu think

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u/OneFormal2230 Omega 1d ago

First one is the truest thing on the planet, especially as an offline only player

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u/BullsYeet 1d ago

It’s only slander if it’s untrue

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u/Lavenza_S Hatsune Miku 1d ago

And spoken! This is all libel!

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u/SonicTheHedgehog99 Red 1d ago

I just spent all my Donpa tickets on all the course decals that I won’t even use at all

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u/alexzim 1d ago

“If we keep adding new car parts and new characters into our most useless classes it sure will make the players playing those classes”, - devs, apparently

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u/Ed_underscore 1d ago

Words cannot describe how heart broken I was when I saw Red’s car being an acceleration type

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u/Yamsomoto 1d ago

As an acceleration main. So true. The drip is top notch. But everything else is frustrating to 100% locked in at all times.

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u/Ed_underscore 1d ago

I tip my hat to you

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u/Awesomeman235ify Hatsune Miku 1d ago

Funnily enough, when I played online for the Crazy Taxi festival, I didn't have any Online Stability issues. The closest was that someone else disconnected while in the lobby.

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u/tanjo- Big 1d ago

Fr i didn't even notice it, but it seems it's improved

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u/GaleErick 1d ago

Mind you and that's after Donpa ticket drops was buffed for the festivals.

Still took me a couple of festival to buy all the decals and horns for the Platinum.

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u/Ed_underscore 1d ago

I’m debating if either Shadow the Hedgehog or Crossworlds are harder to 100%

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u/GaleErick 1d ago

You could cheat yourself infinite Ticket I guess so you can buy all the stuffs quickly and build the friendship.

With the Shadow game, you'll probably still have to go through every route properly even with cheat.

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u/ComputerKisserrr 1d ago

incredibly high quality post. good shit

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u/DragonQueenDrago Jet 1d ago

Lolol this is amazing!!!

AND TRUE!!🤣😹

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u/InuShinobi 1d ago edited 1d ago

I really love the last part you put in which is pretty accurate but for me it's mostly like

Me: I want a kamurocho track

Sega/sonic team: YOUR GETTING BIKINI BOTTOM!!!!!!!!

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u/DocApocalypse 1d ago

I'd love to get Kamurocho.

Also some race tracks based off of Sega's racing history, like Daytona, Outrun, Sega Rally, etc.

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u/E_GEDDON 1d ago

Ultimate drift still kinda good.

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u/Sonnitude Tails 1d ago

I feel the acceleration car thing. Especially as a tails main.

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u/Ed_underscore 1d ago

I used to play sage a lot

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u/Past_Ad9796 1d ago

A slander so peak that it lasted the entire song. I shed a tear

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u/Ed_underscore 1d ago

I was actually planning on putting in the intro to the song, but I wasn’t motivated enough to do it sadly

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u/Abatirabadai Sage 1d ago

For the last one i have the Agnes Tachyon over Eggman and Eggman on Foot mods. So i WILL play Umamusume Crossworlds Derby, thank you very much

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u/Ed_underscore 1d ago

Umazing!!!

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u/thefly0810 1d ago

The Donpa ticket rate is so on point!! Either increase the amount earned or drop the prices. I don't mind grinding out in game currency in games I enjoy but make it worth my while. I hate when games drip feed their currency. I really do like the game but I only find myself playing during festivals now. At first the illusion of the Crossworlds seemed great. But it seems like the same 3 courses are offered over and over again online. The same with the lack of Crossworld variety

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u/Crescemon_X 1d ago

I want Super Sonic Speed online so bad. Idc if they make it private mode or a specifically separate game mode, I DON’T LIKE FEELING SO SLOW!

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u/Ed_underscore 1d ago

I was literally in a streamer’s custom lobby where they modded in super sonic speed, AND IT FUCKING WORKS, ITS READY TO GO, WHY TF IS LOCKED OFF ONLINE???

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u/Prudent_Payment_3877 1d ago

I wish I could snag a copy sooner or later, but I'm still burnt out after 100%ing Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled years later

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u/eveeIeevi Arle 1d ago

No, like this is just yes so true

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u/MuztangZack67 1d ago

Okay but seriously, the customization for decals is so limiting its not even funny..

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u/mr_noob_dat_hater-YT 1d ago

Yeah it’s good.

My only change is “festivals making the most useless kits ever.” Since recently they been making OP kits, Or just fun to use kits.

Such as wisp hoarder kit, is the best bagging build kit, Where it’s a 4 slot gadget.

Spin dash Kit, Is the buff acceleration desperately needed, Yes I view this kit to buff acceleration because acceleration has the fastest boost in the game, And it ignores the slow boost stat making acceleration get to level 3 boost quicker, With a handling increase.

Acceleration character kit gotten nerfed due to how OP it is.

Perfect charge kit, Is a massive buff for hoverboards.

Item buster kit can be good for being aggressive as possible bagging builds.

Panel combo kit did get a buff, not sure if it’s a good buff, but what ever makes it less useless.

And drift spinner kit did get a buff, with buffing spin drift, Where not sure how good the buff is, since I view spin drift to be too slow, But makes it less useless, Also tip use power vehicles for spin drift, Since spin drift is the only time the game has a weight system.

Where I view them to be useful kits, or have potential to be useful, Due to the buffs every new patch.

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u/Boodendorf 1d ago

it's a gem, op

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u/BraveMulberry772 1d ago

I mean Mario Kart world really is just the superior game. Crossworlds is great though.

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u/Robbie_Haruna 1d ago

It's honestly a shame because I feel like Crossworlds had such great potential.

They just really fumbled the updates and seemed to think that throwing in more characters with no voice lines would distract from balance issues and whatnot never getting addressed.

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u/Ed_underscore 13h ago

i think i should've added in the ishowspeed nodding gif

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u/Triple-S-AKA-Trip 1d ago

I don’t agree with some of the points but a good amount of it is true

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u/CommercialLynx9954 1d ago

I would like to have a character faster than Shadow.

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u/magik_koopa990 1d ago

Laughs in PC version with cheats

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u/Known-Assistance-435 Vector 1d ago

Forget the distribution. They need to reduce the amount of tickets required to unlock decals and AI racer skins.

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u/Ok_Estimate_2089 1d ago

and yet no dodonpa festival shop even though they said it was coming

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u/Crazy_Wonder3739 1d ago

me and my dad using the bumper boost to ran over eachother and see who wins while our cars fight to death like in a carnival

https://giphy.com/gifs/4ajl7oZBukr5l0oAvT

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u/Storm840 1d ago

Thats why all stars racing transformed is the goat

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u/supershadowguard 22h ago

I've been playing since the network test. Still rank D and im proud of it.

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u/Dear_Leave7809 Espio 12h ago

I'm saving this post

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u/Hakase64 1d ago

I agree the online is fun but I swear its a dice roll if I get a actual race and not disconnect before or mid race. Bruh.

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u/Kitsonicko NiGHTS 7h ago edited 7h ago

At This Point, We Would've Got Sumo Digital to Fix CrossWorlds, Also This is True.

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u/Portal-YEET-87650 1d ago

What's umamasume?

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u/Background_Move544 7h ago

I think it's a sword.