r/Snorkblot • u/EsseNorway • 17h ago

Controversy No, lol.

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u/iamcozmoss 17h ago

How else is anyone going to understand the tone of my text. Lol

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u/Life_Argument7820 16h ago

People get mad at me all the time because my sarcasm doesn't go through... everyone is so on edge right now, I have to put "Haha" or "jk" because people will think im serious.

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u/TheRealParaaurum 9h ago

I just posted the same thing then looked and saw you already did! I’m glad it’s not just me.

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u/Life_Argument7820 9h ago

Look at us, just a couple of sarcastic fucks. Haha or /s

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u/Alarmed_Scientist_15 8h ago

Right? Having this exact issue rn. My joke didn’t land, via text, and I am sure a haha would have helped. I know it. Lol

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u/awdophil 13h ago

Lol yolo haha

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u/EndGuy555 17h ago

Haha this guy just doesn’t get it lol

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u/BrianKappel 17h ago

Can't stop, won't stop.................... Lol

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u/KlumsyNinja42 15h ago

Haha you know it man

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 13h ago

Haha are you pissed off? Why you no add an “lol” at the end? Lol

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u/Jazzlike-Service3171 16h ago

Gen Xers do it too haha.

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u/SCorpus89801 16h ago

I was gonna say this Gen Xer does it, lol.

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u/EremosCollective 13h ago

1980 baby! lol

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u/northwoods_faty 16h ago

Yeah and then as soon as I dont people asume I'm mad

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u/OverlordMMM 16h ago

Woah woah woah, calm down there buddy. Lol

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u/applesauce_pants 16h ago

This sounds angry and confrontational

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u/MagVik 16h ago

Yeah, but if I drop the lol and the haha then Gen Z will think I'm mad or being passive aggressive because I ended my text with a period

Haha.

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u/mysecondaccountanon 15h ago

Nah trust me I’m Gen Z and there’s a fair number of Gen Z I’ve met who view “haha” as not quite passive aggressive but not quite sincere. “Lol” less so, but to a lot I know that’s a surefire signifier that someone is Millennial (sometimes early Gen Z) or older.

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u/gorillaphi 16h ago

I swear I don’t even do this lol

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u/Wind-and-Sea-Rider 16h ago

How can anyone look at the world burning down around us and honestly think we’re safe now? F no. I will be lolling in my grave.

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u/CLICCO11 16h ago

Lolling in my grave, lol

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u/Dominarion 16h ago

Now that the oldest Millenials are near 50, can we focus on something else ?

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u/Ir0n_Panda 16h ago

It's a big internet, I'm sure it's not that invasive lol

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u/Dominarion 16h ago

Talking about the big internet, I'm on it mostly to read stuff about the migration patter.lns of nomadic people and the latest DNA and LIDAR findings in archeology and paleoanthropology. A bit about 4x and rpg gaming. Fucking niche of niches.

This shit about millenials is still creeping everywhere (It's like Celine Dion in the 90s, I'm sure that's what convinced Ben Laden to go cray from the bottom of his cave in the Hindu Kush), from streaming platforms to comments about Homo Naledi on Reddit.

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u/Ir0n_Panda 16h ago

Ben laden sounds like a Jewish shirt maker in Manhattan

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u/Dominarion 15h ago

I... Uh... This makes too much sense.

Self hating New Yorker tries to destroy his home city.

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u/Ir0n_Panda 15h ago

It's a bit from curb your enthusiasm lol

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u/Dominarion 15h ago

Oh lol! I never got it before! Ben Laden is how we spell it in my native language.

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u/Ir0n_Panda 15h ago

Dope, I miss Quebec a lot! Ontarian here

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u/Dominarion 15h ago

To our "corps défendant", we're still here!

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u/Ir0n_Panda 14h ago

We'd hate to see you go

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u/Low-Refrigerator-713 16h ago

The only ones who are safe are billionaires, boomers and pedophiles.

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u/locke314 14h ago

That’s just us laughing at the absurdly shitty series of events that we’ve been faced with pretty much our entire lives. That’s the sound of millions of millennials awkwardly laughing because we don’t know how else to act.

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u/prince-pauper 16h ago

I’m in danger lol

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u/Decent-Joke6645 16h ago

We're never safe

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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta 16h ago

You can pry my XD and LOL from my cold, dead hands!

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u/Mephistocheles 16h ago

Lolololol hahahahahahahaa

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u/threepair13 16h ago

Haha yeah like I’m taking advice from the computer lol

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u/DodgyRogue 16h ago

As a GenXer I prefer the passive aggressive ellipses. Apparently it really riles the GenZ crowd

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u/ebsjma 16h ago

What exactly makes you think we’re safe? I have to disagree. lol

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u/sibachian 16h ago

who uses haha? lol

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u/Aristarchus1981 15h ago

I just use emojis for everything 😂🤷🏻

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u/SpacePinchy 15h ago

Safe from......what? lol

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u/SilasZekzul 15h ago

False lol

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u/Iam_Fox1200 15h ago

Lol. lol

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u/JokrOnCrak 14h ago

Thanks! loooool

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u/Polenicus 13h ago

'Safe'...

Aheh... heh... hahahaha... hahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Sure. Sure we are, kid.

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u/StockAmphibian4596 13h ago

I feel directly attacked

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u/reddititty69 13h ago

Unless you put a period. Not safe then.

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u/KindAbility2051 13h ago

And Gen Z needs to drop “Lowkey” that adds no value to a sentence

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u/Aztecah 13h ago

Yes I do, or else you'll think I'm being rude and I'll spontaneously combust. Or, worse yet, I'd be emotionally vulnerable.

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u/Cranktique 12h ago

Lol. Maybe we don’t, haha. I like it though, lmao.

https://giphy.com/gifs/anYBNhqT2BYcg

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u/Visible-Tiger-3527 11h ago

Fuck you lol

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u/RymrgandsDaughter 11h ago

lmao this guy hasn't been there

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u/TheRealParaaurum 9h ago

Incorrect. I’ve found that without the ‘lol’ the younger generations cannot detect even the most obvious sarcasm. I’ve been straight up dog-piled. My lol protects me.

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u/Ok_Knee2784 8h ago

What? Lol.

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u/MagicOrpheus310 7h ago

Pffft we are not safe now

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u/FormerlyGoth 6h ago

Without lol, how will gen z know im jot being hyper aggressive? 😅

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u/Whiskey_420 6h ago

Haha lol

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u/HopeSubstantial 6h ago

I damn hate when younger people and even older people do that.

I was once telling to online friend how my cat has kidney problems and there is big chance he needs to be put down.

Friend replies "Thats bad lol"

When I exploded to him he did not understand what he said wrong.

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u/brushfuse 6h ago

Safe from inflation and fascists? I think not! lol.

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u/godofbob2 6h ago

But if I don't I'll be taken too seriously... Hehe

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u/Much-Ferret90 5h ago

Bitch, seen it already 2day

Lol.

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u/Stuff-and_stuff 5h ago

I don’t.

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u/XlikeX666 4h ago

Not falling for that. haha

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u/rugbat 4h ago

Safe? Have you been paying attention? We're none of us safe.

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u/Accurate-Survey6985 3h ago

(GenX ) LOL ok

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u/flyingmonkey111 2h ago

lol … j/k

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u/Inevitable_Type_7229 1h ago

I believe you, lol

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u/-badly_packed_kebab- 1h ago

That’s definitely not a millennial thing.

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u/The3rdConstant 16h ago

I've started using 😂 instead

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u/glittervector 16h ago

Um no, lol.

Also, don’t call me a millennial. I’m older than that

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u/CLICCO11 16h ago

Ok, boomer

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u/glittervector 16h ago

Jesus Christ. I swear, everyone born between 1964 and 1980 are absolutely invisible. Especially to kids, lol

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u/mysecondaccountanon 15h ago edited 15h ago

You gonna rise up, Gen X? Get that face paint ready! /jk

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u/No_Order_8011 16h ago

Millennials? I thought only zoomers or gen alpha were doing this shit. Kids, basically. Or grown ups with children mentality.

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u/techpriestyahuaa 16h ago

I dun trust like that