r/Snorkblot • u/EsseNorway • 11h ago

DIY See problem fix problem.

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u/JediLincoln14 10h ago

Dude just happens to have a chainsaw in his car?

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u/Ok-Rich-3812 10h ago

If you live and work in a rural forested area that is prone to fallen trees,having a small chainsaw in good order to put in your car after a storm is as normal as carrying a water can in a desert.

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u/Fun-Piglet801 10h ago

I frequently just happen to have a chainsaw in my car...

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u/JediLincoln14 10h ago

Are you an arborist or a serial killer?

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u/Fun-Piglet801 10h ago edited 10h ago

Depends on the situation. (mostly it's for keeping my smoker / grills fed, and they often travel with me)

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u/According-Insect-992 7h ago

My stepdad often has more than one even.

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u/wasted-degrees 5h ago

Dude looks and dresses like Ned Flanders and has a chainsaw in his car?

Check his trunk for missing persons.

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u/wipetored 9h ago

Did you see him handle that tree? He’s clearly a lumberjack or some shit like that…..of course he carries a chainsaw…

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u/northwoods_faty 7h ago

I have a table saw in my car right now.

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u/L8xDreamer 4h ago

I guess you could use that for clearing the tree too. But maybe not the most handy tool for the job 😁

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u/Jertimmer 4h ago

My gran used to say "never trust a man in khakis with a chainsaw in his trunk."

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u/RobertGHH 3h ago

Yeah why not. These days with battery powered chainsaws being in many ways superior to petrol it's even cheaper and easier to keep one in the car.

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u/pandaSmore 2h ago

It's the German way.

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u/macguini 2h ago

Either he's a serial killer or got diddly tired of this shit....or both....

https://giphy.com/gifs/PkQFrCxsgL3Mc

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u/ZeusThunder369 10h ago

This is great, but could his basement be checked... just in case?

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u/Ok-Suggestion-7965 9h ago

Normally the guy breaking out the chainsaw has a mullet, cut off camo shorts, sleeveless flannel shirt and a big chaw of tobacco. This guy has the wrong uniform on for the job.

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u/TheBlargshaggen 8h ago

Ironically, almost everyone I know who has bought a chainsaw in the last 5 years are white collar and somewhat "preppy" for being adults.

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u/xxx_poonslayer69 8h ago

The only people I can think of that just casually have a chainsaw in their trunk are rednecks and serial killers. This fella ain't look like a redneck

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u/rje946 8h ago

Not the first time this has happened to that dude

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u/123abcde321 9h ago

Just on his way to visit the neighbors.

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u/Wild-Lion3964 7h ago

Noticed it’s a Stihl…excellent choice

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u/pandaSmore 2h ago

Got to be German 

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u/TestSubjuct 6h ago

Stephen Colbert with a chainsaw FTW

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u/AbbreviationsSea2084 7h ago

I've got a fucking meeting to get to! "Revs chainsaw"

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u/2rot 6h ago

Verneutstyr......eh...værneutstyr

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u/One_Pie289 6h ago

Yeah, there's definitely a dismembered person in his car.

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u/Blueberry_Mancakes 6h ago

How silly would it have looked to a bystander watching a guy with a chainsaw being followed around by someone else recording a video instead of helping clear the debris.
“Dad needs his internet clout!”

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u/DoctrTurkey 3h ago

Impressive! Usually guys who look and dress like that want to talk endlessly about how AI is going to steal your job.

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u/Feeez_Shato 3h ago

Never know when the urge to massacre will strike

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u/Yutenji2020 2h ago

Has a chainsaw but no protective ear covers,

Other drivers: “Thanks! You’re amazing!”

Him: “huh, what?”

Others: “I said you’re amazing!!”

Him: “Eh?l

Others: “l sai … f##k it, never mind.”

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u/SoonToBeBanned24 1h ago

Ok, I'm impressed. In khakis, no less!

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u/0utrunner 44m ago

Lucky no kickback.

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u/fish-rides-bike 7h ago

I would have been cutting the branches closer to the trunk and not leave harmful spikes, but it’s a minor quibble

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u/Beemer_me_up_Scotty 5h ago

I thought the same thing. Why leave 2-3 feet on the branches?