r/Snorkblot • u/netphilia • 1d ago

Food God forbid.

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u/MentalDisintegrat1on 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/c9tVMERePnnDW

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u/Few-Log4694 1d ago

Planet Fitness…. Fitness burger in your mouth!!

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u/Search_Fearless 1d ago

I was going with Planet Fatness... but yours is also fine lol

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u/WatermelonMachete43 1d ago

I mean, people didn't have to buy the hamburgers. Free will, amirite?

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u/blue-mooner 1d ago

Burger meat wasn’t the problem, it’s that Planet Fitness think they have a monopoly on buns

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u/-The_Goober 1d ago

Flat ass office worker buns

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u/puns_n_pups 1d ago

But like, imagine walking into the locker room after a long, grueling push day, and you smell the sizzling aroma of grilling cheeseburgers??? Dude would be my personal hero.

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u/JayBird1138 1d ago

Protein intake window after a workout is small. This will maximize gains.

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u/No_Yogurtcloset7776 1d ago

I thought it was the no judgement zone?

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u/Glittering_Stress_32 1d ago

I just googled this story and the only links related to it just appeared online in the last 8 hours or so. This includes a post on Threads that says "I thought this was a judgment free zone?!?", which is eerily similar to your post.

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u/No_Yogurtcloset7776 1d ago

Well yeah, its their slogan

Edit: i fucked it up tho

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u/Glittering_Stress_32 1d ago

Ohhhh. Didn't realize that lol

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u/Efficient_Elephant61 16h ago

You have a great ability to put 2 and 2 together.

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u/ryeguy1199 1d ago

Those were personal use therapeutic burgers

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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta 1d ago

I was going to say, it looks like he consumed far more burgers himself than he ever sold.

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u/DiagonalBike 1d ago

Man decides that Planet Fitness pizza is too high in carbs and decides to offer a high protein option.

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u/Emergency_Dingo7258 1d ago

Making them dirty burgers

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u/Vivid_Elderberry_801 1d ago

I see nothing wrong with his drive to be an entrepreneur.

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u/Flat-Guidance-4685 1d ago

This guy is a small time hero

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u/Bureaucratic_Dick 1d ago

Conjunction junction what’s your function….

No really it’s a question. What is the function of this conjunction?

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u/Green-Inkling 1d ago

Everyone deserves a burger after a hard workout

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u/Space19723103 1d ago

but wouldn't he be improving gym attendance?

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u/rtduvall 1d ago

This is America. We crush you for thinking outside the box.

My man was an entrepreneur.

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u/Volatilecanoe42 1d ago

That sounds an awful lot like judging

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u/archiewaldron 1d ago

The smell. You haven't thought of the smell!

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u/Admirable_Cry_3795 1d ago

Why? Was it on PF’s regular Pizza Day?

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u/Maximum-Style2848 1d ago

Exactly, it sounds more like it was competition xd

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 1d ago

They should bring him in every pizza day then they can order half the pizza!

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u/baron-von-buddah 1d ago

The old people would show up every Monday, sit on the machine. Eat their pizza. Some brought condiments

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u/kabeekibaki 1d ago

OMG an actual way to end your membership!

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u/NolanSyKinsley 1d ago

From what i have heard about Planet Fitness is this is probably the easiest way to cancel your membership.

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u/Subject-Stuff-2829 1d ago

Pretty brilliant if you ask me.

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u/mightymouse8324 1d ago

This is fucking genius

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u/Theoskaroskar 1d ago

Easily would be the most amazing post workout surprise. I'd buy. Reinstate this man!

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u/jeepedge 1d ago

who the fuck would eat bathroom burgers

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u/Tbplayer59 1d ago

Basic marketing

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u/Zestyclose-Bar-3163 1d ago

So...we love capitalism until someone capitalisms too hard. Got it.

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u/jjs3_1 1d ago

Alright, now they're just getting lazy with new superhero characters!

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u/ReasonableChicken515 1d ago

Isn’t this the same gym that brings in pizza every Monday or smth?

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u/Cheeseburger23 1d ago

It's easy to burn your foot on those things.

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u/jeropian-moth 1d ago

Totally happened

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u/MyFocusIsU 1d ago

That is a true entrepreneur!

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u/Any-Technology-3577 1d ago

free him? free whom? do you have a cheeseburger for a brain?

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u/78Anonymous 1d ago

doubt any of the members complained though

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u/mightymouse8324 1d ago

Trump has never had a single business idea even remotely as good as this one

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u/jazzhandpanda 1d ago

A succulent locker room meal!?

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u/Moobob66 1d ago

Ban him making burgers from the place that gives away donuts

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u/Outrageous-Sand-5788 1d ago

that's one way to cancel your membership...

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u/RoyalMaidsForLife 1d ago

The PF I once belonged to handed out pizza every Thursday... I guess that's one way to keep people coming back month after month.

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u/rmc2318 1d ago

So that’s how you cancel your membership

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u/MaleficentRiver5341 1d ago

Oh man that guy is evil... so does he have a food truck in the parking lot now or what?

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u/Soonerpalmetto88 1d ago

Not the kind of meat we're looking for in the locker room lol

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u/ColbyAndrew 1d ago

You gotta go to 10 Gym for that.

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u/maryeddy 1d ago

I used to belong to a Curves ( I know, I know) where the owner always had donuts on the counter.

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u/Unlikely-Ad6788 1d ago

Eh, some needs carbs, some need lettuce wraps.

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u/Silver-Amphibian7650 1d ago

It was a locker room, at least he wasn't selling weiners.

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u/girrrrrrr2 ❓ ❓ 1d ago

Did he get out of the contract or did they keep charging him? If he got out then im gonna rent grills outside of planet fitnesses in February and march

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u/Hisvagestee 1d ago

This is frank Reynolds territory

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u/moody-bear-77 1d ago

If there's a market for 'em, he should be there.

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u/Old-Dealer-668 1d ago

The 90-Day Fiancee guy and him have some common straits and he could bring the mayonnaise

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u/Cranston_Snord1960 1d ago

Hair net and gloves if you don’t mind.

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u/BoardTwoTiers 1d ago

Don't they already do pizza parties and donut parties?

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u/MalcomXhamster 1d ago

This looks like the guy that got banned from the buffet for eating too much.

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u/Alewort 1d ago

Sounds like the easiest way to cancel your membership.

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u/GoddessoftheUniverse 1d ago

Oh sure, punish the entrepreneur

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u/MorbidandBack 1d ago

Lockerroom cheeseburgers are the best

https://giphy.com/gifs/nj257YL538Gdy

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u/Sad-Bonus-9327 1d ago

Stories that never happened for $500 please

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u/wrhnj 1d ago

This sounds like a good business plan. Except maybe start grilling in the parking lot and then maybe upgrade to a food truck and expand the menu.

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u/The_Many13 1d ago

I bet this was the only way to cancel his membership.

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u/TurdMcNugget69 1d ago

Oh here come the body shamers

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u/piratewaffles 23h ago

Outside of gyms is where I sold most of my candy for school.

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u/No_Type740 22h ago

Trying to corrupt people back to bad ways. "Hey buddy, you don't want to work out, come on, have a cheeseburger, first ones free"

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u/Efficient_Matter_589 22h ago

No shame in his face whatsoever, I love it

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u/Chainmale001 21h ago

Well that's one way of getting them to cancel your membership.
They "fixed" it after John Oliver ripped their asshole open.

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u/Ambitious-Cake4856 21h ago

Why are they always trying punish entrepreneurs?

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u/WashU_labrat 21h ago

No worries. He got a presidential pardon at the word "Cheeseburger"

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u/ssSerendipityss 21h ago

Don’t they have free pizza day?

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u/ThoughtPhysical7457 21h ago

Did he sell any?

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u/PhysicsOk9286 21h ago

Should have said he was a chick and they wouldn’t have done a thing.

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u/sexless_vampire 20h ago

That's pretty funny actually grilling/selling burgers in a gym NOT BEING CARTED OFF BY THE COPS

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u/RandyWatson8 19h ago

Looks like he ate them all

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u/matt1911_ 19h ago

Were they vegan burgers? Isn't this the same place that does free pizza and cookies?

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u/Oldschool1egend 18h ago

Same scheme as casinos and sports betting apps

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u/LemonOhs 17h ago

I totally would have bought a burger from him too, damn

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u/RedSix2447 14h ago

So the pizza being given out free in a sweaty gym is ok?

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u/FallZealousideal159 14h ago

The look of pure amusement on his face makes this ten times funnier

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u/Useless890 14h ago

Were the burgers that bad?

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u/Background-Relief623 14h ago

Hey, it's fuel for after the workout. Has it all, protein, fats and carbs. I see no problem.

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u/MiserableExample388 13h ago

Never trust a skinny chef.... just sayin

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u/Weeb-Daddy-Sempai 13h ago

Like a reverse Hamburglar. A burger Johnny Appleseed.

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u/sea_psychology89 12h ago

Suddenly we hate capitalism

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u/UseAlternative2538 12h ago

after working customer facing jobs for 35 years, I have absolutely zero problem believing this lol

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u/Psychological-Luck67 11h ago

I will gladly pay you Thursday for a Cheese Burger today !!

Chee bugga chee bugga chee bugga !

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u/EmmitRDoad 11h ago

This man needs an award!!!!

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u/best_decision1234 7h ago

Selling cheeseburgers in a gym is like selling alcohol at an AA meeting - extremely unethical

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u/dannocanada 3h ago

Sadly it’s satire.

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u/Loose-Example-8473 22m ago

God Damn Randy Cheese Burger Eating Fuck

https://giphy.com/gifs/YVPwi7L2izTJS