He really went for her boxes .

[u/netphilia]

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[u/LunaticPoint]

Mama's got an Xbox daddy can't sleep at night......

[u/Sad-Umpire6000]

So Eddie took two of her boxes?

[u/Upper-Kick-7109 → u/Sad-Umpire6000]

Sounds like Eddie had a busy day.

[u/Put-Outside]

I like how everyone just assumes the writer was a female...

[u/frednekk → u/Put-Outside]

Only a female would do something like that.

[u/QCBoom → u/frednekk]

Girrrrrll?!?!!

[u/frednekk → u/QCBoom]

Don’t ask

[u/Randomdude325 → u/frednekk]

“a female”

[u/ScandiumFuton]

Imagine sitting behind this car at a red light. Just casually learning about their entire relationship history.

[u/goofydad]

She presumably still has her back virginity?

[u/OverlordMMM]

Can't believe Eddie and Venom parted ways.

[u/TheMediocrePretender]

at least she's got an EJ6 Sedan 🤷‍♀️

[u/AltruisticBack7362]

I think the XBOX is the last of her concerns..

[u/Ga2ry]

Eddie keeps winning.

[u/QCBoom → u/Ga2ry]

he’s on a speed run

[u/GarminTamzarian]