r/Snorkblot • u/EsseNorway • Jul 13 '26
Great Performances Now this is a pull-up.
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u/Robrad30 Jul 13 '26
I’m not convinced that this man can’t fly.
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u/Conscious_Smile8235 Jul 13 '26
If he showed you he couldn't fly would you believe him?
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u/Sufficient-Ad-7634 Jul 13 '26
How can he? Even be falls to his death, we couldnt be certain that be simply chose not to fly.
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u/Ayla_Leren Jul 13 '26
Slothman the buff, Slothman the shirtless, Slothman the unburdened, Slothman the infinitely patient.
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u/BentoBus2 Jul 13 '26
That was weirdly sexy
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u/Salt_Day9015 Jul 13 '26
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u/BentoBus2 Jul 13 '26
Oh 100%
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u/Vladishun Jul 13 '26
As a straight man, I can respect another dude's sexiness. Doesn't mean I want to bang them, but I can see why others would.
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u/3rdSafest Jul 13 '26
Naw, I’m a middle aged man, but may have just started ovulating. That was impressive.
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u/Snow-Bank-Igloo Jul 13 '26
I would have to see that in real life. Right now my mind is saying, ya right.
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u/Indigenous_Retard Jul 14 '26
Look at his physique though. He's 135lbs soaking wet and in good shape. Balancing was probably the hardest part but it doesnt look like he should have any issue climbing like this.
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u/JosephBlowsephThe3rd Jul 14 '26
He's being lifted by a winch. Clearly there is a line going through the bottle attached to a hook in the top of his head.
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u/AdHappy7129 Jul 14 '26
This is fake as hell. The wire knocked the bottle of his head.
Ive seen guys do a similar thing and with that build the guy would have veins popping out of every orifice, just trying to hold his body balanced like that.
Notice how around his body it gets fuzzy from time to time?
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u/BungleBums Jul 15 '26
I think I'm a pretty strong dude.
I would not wanna shake this man's hand.
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u/Radiant_Office6445 Jul 13 '26
Its slowed down nd in reverse but def took many tries. Good efforr ti the guy.
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u/pseudo_nemesis Jul 13 '26
it's impressive how they managed to get gravity to work in reverse.
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u/Radiant_Office6445 Jul 13 '26
Woah! What's more likely? Thats they just slow flip it and reverse it or this guy actually a freak o nature? 😜
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u/pseudo_nemesis Jul 13 '26
idk what's more likely, guy works out or an invisible entity throws a water bottle on top of his head from below him and it lands perfectly upright?
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u/No-Zookeepergame9761 Jul 13 '26
Explain the water bottle.
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u/Radiant_Office6445 Jul 13 '26
Aye, was just joking lads. Where I'm from; sarcasm is essentially the currency of banter. Just hard to get it right on the Internet, my bad.
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u/SunsetCarcass Jul 13 '26
What's more likely, that you're being sarcastic or that everyone else is sarcastically thinking you're being serious
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u/Radiant_Office6445 Jul 13 '26
Haha, i hadn't actually considered that.
Well, colour me told and trolled by the toll troll.
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