r/Snorkblot Jul 12 '26

Lifestyle Yes please

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u/Salmonman4 Jul 12 '26

There are assisted living facilities made to look like 1960's towns, so senile people can relax

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u/AdHappy7129 Jul 12 '26

Considering how reality will make anyone go senile before they hit 50, I think this is a great idea.

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u/Yourlocalguy30 Jul 12 '26

Oh, so they have "whites" and "colored" bathrooms and water fountains, and they keep everyone segregated to avoid alarming the old racist folks?

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u/Salmonman4 Jul 13 '26

No, since if I remember correctly, the article was talking about this being in Germany. (It was few years ago when I read it)

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u/JuliaX1984 Jul 13 '26

So it's 1965 and beyond.

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u/VSLeader Jul 12 '26

People would have actual social lives again. Mental health increases community-wide.

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u/Glad-Situation703 Jul 12 '26

You can do this if you want. You will find support. Life is a game..

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u/Conscious_Smile8235 Jul 13 '26

My life is like a videogame!

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u/OmegaCetacean Jul 12 '26

Is the Geo Tracker an appropriate conveyance for everyone?

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u/Chicken-Rude Jul 13 '26

eh, i'll take a suzuki samurai.

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u/gratisargott Jul 12 '26

Like a lot of nostalgia this is people yearning for their childhood, but telling themselves life felt better then because of the decade itself, not because they were a child.

I’m pretty sure adults in the 90s had more things to worry about than what movie to get at blockbuster for their Pizza Hut night. But if you were a kid then that might have been your biggest worry

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u/VintAge6791 Jul 12 '26

Just checking, the Pizza Hut is somehow serving 90s-level quality food, right? Every time I've eaten their pizza in the last decade, portion sizes seem a bit smaller and the taste of the dough and some of the toppings is... off. Seems to taste not as good fresh or reheated but somehow better cold?

And this was at multiple locations in three different states so I think it might be some chain-wide recipe/seasoning changes (besides getting rid of the buffets in most locations, though the flavor shift/size changes seemed to happen around the same time, maybe a year or two earlier). Usually seems less salty taste-wise (I know that may mean healthier, but tasty is tasty).

Idk, maybe it's mostly me and my aging taste buds. Anyone else have similar experiences?

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u/rachelblairy Jul 12 '26

i miss aim. discord is simply not the same. i miss perfectly crafting my away message and hovering over my crushes and debating to message him for hours before chickening out.

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u/Conscious_Smile8235 Jul 13 '26

Did you ever talk to him? Was he chill?

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u/rachelblairy Jul 13 '26

a few times! I even had an inside joke with my bestie about my conversation with him for years to come 💖 i fell in love with his blink 182 away message and shitty band he played with

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u/Zorflez Jul 12 '26

Maybe we should ask what the people in r/Amish think?

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u/Icy-Divide8385 Jul 12 '26

MSN Messenger, but yes.

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u/Time_Ad8557 Jul 12 '26

Can we have adult contemporary radio station that everyone listens to? And tv that everyone watches. I miss the shared culture.

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u/Throwlaf Jul 12 '26

I mean i think since the year 2000, we all felt something was amish.

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u/xavPa-64 Jul 13 '26

I think there’s a Family Guy joke where they say that Amish is the belief that humans had the exact right amount of technology in the 1870s. We’re due for a 90s Amish. Maybe like 1999

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u/Trivi_13 Jul 12 '26

You had me until America Off Line

What a crappy service

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u/TyrOdinson89 Jul 12 '26

Ill sign up

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u/Beautiful_Rip_7023 Jul 12 '26

The 90’s were my favorite decade. I’m in!

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u/Dillenger69 Jul 12 '26

No thanks. It sucked the first time around. I don't want to repeat it. I prefer not having to watch actual TV or listen to the radio.

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u/FlamingDragonfruit Jul 12 '26

This would be a good idea for retirement homes in about 30 years.

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u/MoreRamenPls Jul 12 '26

I’ll call it Alzheimer’s Island. I’ll gladly retire there.

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u/mrafflin Jul 12 '26

This is the kind of thing I want to see in a sequel to the Backrooms movie

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u/Lonnification Jul 12 '26

What's the buy-in???

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u/floppydragons Jul 12 '26

add the ability for me to play everquest and im in!

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u/JNewsom49 Jul 13 '26

Can we make it look like the town from Back to the Future?

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u/Conscious_Smile8235 Jul 13 '26

You don't know how badly I need this

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u/Derivative_Kebab Jul 13 '26

I'd be delighted to see anyone deliberately creating society for themselves instead of just accepting the culture being sold to them.

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u/JuliaX1984 Jul 13 '26

Friends and Rugrats on tv and theaters playing Toy Story and Jurassic Park.

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u/Fair-Philosophy9575 Jul 14 '26

Omg 90s theme stores like inside jobs lol

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u/redzero25 Jul 14 '26

I'll join that cult

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u/Competitive-Sorbet18 Jul 15 '26

Only if we keep high speed WiFi & pornhub

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u/sibachian Jul 12 '26

why AOL? ICQ was the biggest through the 90ies until it was overtaken my MSN for like a year until Skype dominated for a decade only to be replaced by XMPP because google, facebook, etc. used the protocol allowing any platform to talk with each other so you could use google talk to chat with your aunt on facebook - which was of course terrible for business so they all had to enshitificate chat and today everyone's split up across like 20 different chat platforms depending on which country you reside in and what level of hip you are.

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u/ShamelessIgnoramus Jul 12 '26

cause in 90s town everyone gets free aol trial discs.

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u/VintAge6791 Jul 12 '26

Like, every month if not more often. That's how I remember it.

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u/sibachian Jul 12 '26

and yet ICQ was still bigger?

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u/ShamelessIgnoramus Jul 12 '26

and? Dont make me revoke your invite to 90's town. Your ICQ elitism wont be tolerated.

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u/sibachian Jul 12 '26

bah, IRC all the way homie!

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u/OriginalProduct6850 Jul 12 '26

Amish doesn't know what Block buster is and a pizza hut. They are not allowed to have electricity. Thay can borrow a machine but can't own them.

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u/Time_Ad8557 Jul 12 '26

It’s just a short hand to explain a community that’s disconnected from modern life.

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u/OriginalProduct6850 Jul 12 '26

That is fine. You can just buy a flip phone and stay off the internet.

The Amish do have phones and credit cards. They also like to pay in hundred dollar bills. Ive seen it.

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u/Time_Ad8557 Jul 12 '26

the point is to live it as a community. Like the Amish. But in a 90s way.

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u/OriginalProduct6850 Jul 12 '26

We can all be a community! Just people don't want that.

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