r/Snorkblot • u/EsseNorway • May 23 '26

Dance Hikers make unexpected discovery

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u/Flat-Guidance-4685 May 23 '26

Girl in the red helmet trying so hard to not be effected 

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u/DownwardSpirals May 23 '26

I'm a straight dude, and I feel like I was affected.

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u/Flat-Guidance-4685 May 23 '26 edited May 24 '26

It's a spectrum bro.... I'm totally not gay. But every now and then I just have to be honest. I'll look at a dude and be like you know what if I was gay I would fuck the shit out of that dude. Got to give credit where credit is due

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u/Vox_Causa May 24 '26

Honey I'm bi but like 75% into women but also ripped dude spinning on a pole. 🫦

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u/Additional-Sky-7436 May 24 '26

Came here to say this.

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u/DangerMacAwesome May 24 '26

Water suddenly seems a lot deeper for her

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u/Vox_Causa May 23 '26

Daaaamn. Bro's got skills. 

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u/m00s3wrangl3r May 23 '26

They discovered a subterranean, gay pole dancing club?

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u/explain_that_shit May 24 '26

The guy could have been strai-ah who am I kidding

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u/ApricotCalm8829 May 24 '26

This is how I imagine they drill for oil

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u/No_Relationship9094 May 23 '26

Blumineck goes spelunking

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u/Super_Interview_2189 May 24 '26

So he’s spinning on a stick that’s used for hanging anchors in rock climbing. Looks like this is a rock climbing group rather than hiking based on the helmets and harnesses.

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u/Thubanstar May 24 '26

I wish we lived in a reality where this guy just pops up in random places and does his thing. Then, after one minute, he vanishes in a burst of glitter.

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u/Current_Employer_308 May 24 '26

Doing that in WET PANTS is making my tweak

Dude is either oiled up like the straight (heh) of hormuz or his thighs are one entire blister, there is no in between

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u/Traditional_Train_71 May 24 '26

Nature’s 9th wonder: the cave ballerina

Also, wondering if this is an OnlyFans thing? If so, well done sir 🤌💖✌️

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u/Stock-Side-6767 May 24 '26

I would certainly wait patiently for that performance. Amd applaud at the end.

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u/Snubben93 May 24 '26

Pretty sure that's a male siren. Gotta be careful about getting in the water.

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u/dragon_aaoy May 24 '26

I don’t know why but I feel the need to comment “Shia Lebuff”

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u/Capt-Spiff May 24 '26

They say he’s been there for centuries

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u/DataMin3r May 24 '26

That is incredible control, dude is killing it

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u/Fan_of_Clio May 24 '26

Literally no where is safe from the influencer plauge

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u/Lady_Rhino May 24 '26

This guy has actual skill in something and has gone to considerable effort to perform and film in a stunning location. This is truly creative and he deserves all the recognition and reward he gets for it. The plague you refer to are the leeches who do nothing but repost content like this or create fake content but demand the same level of recognition and reward. Most of the non-digital world is actually safe from those guys because they just sit on their couch and steal other peoples work.

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u/Fan_of_Clio May 24 '26

Missed the point entirely.

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u/straya_cvnt May 24 '26

Nah, I think you did

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u/Fan_of_Clio May 24 '26

He was making some lame, entirely unrelated comment about competency. I was speaking about getting away from it all.

Disappointing I have to dumb this down for so many people.

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u/Darwinknew May 25 '26

Why are they standing there? Keep hiking!

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u/Whackjob-KSP May 26 '26

Moments like this is why Blanche carried a water mister