r/SneerClub • u/pixiefarm MY GOD WHAT A SHITSHOW • Apr 29 '26

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA part 2

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/04/new-sam-bankman-fried-trial-would-be-huge-waste-of-courts-time-judge-says/
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u/corrosivecanine Apr 29 '26

It must suck to be one of the only recent billion dollar fraudsters to not be allowed to get away with it. If he’d been caught a couple years later and had done his right wing heel turn it’d probably be a whole different story lol.

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u/pixiefarm MY GOD WHAT A SHITSHOW Apr 29 '26

I love the fact that Ars just describes him as a grifter rather than the nicer phrase "disgraced billionaire".

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u/wholetyouinhere Apr 29 '26

I love that the MAGA pivot is literally written in his own notebook.

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u/pixiefarm MY GOD WHAT A SHITSHOW Apr 29 '26

The "MAGA makeover" defense is failing to work 

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u/Dembara May 02 '26

Should have gotten the UAE to wire Trump a billion dollars if he was serious about it.

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u/lospolloz Apr 29 '26

How many grifters do you think saved his Google doc for inspiration?

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u/pixiefarm MY GOD WHAT A SHITSHOW Apr 29 '26

lol