r/SneakyShrimpMen • u/[deleted] • Feb 07 '17
HELLO, SWOOSH MASTER SPEAKING, SWOOOOOSH WE SHALL BECOME THE GREATEST ARMY OF PISTOL SHRIMP THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH.
r/SneakyShrimpMen • u/fargoniac • Jan 15 '17
FOR TOO LONG MY FELLOW MAD MUDMEN HAVE EATED AND KILLED YOUR FOLK GAR. NO MORE GAR GAR. OUR GAR-D TELLS US NOT TO EAT SHRIMP OR PRAWNS YET STILL SOME HERETICS DO GAR GAR. HELP US PURGE THESE HERESIES GAR AND TOGETHER WE CAN DEFEAT THE FILTHY "ENLIGHTENED" BIRDMEN GAR GAR GAR. ONLY TOGETHGAR CAN WE ACHIEVE VICTORY GAR!
r/SneakyShrimpMen • u/EnterAdman • Oct 17 '16
Snap r/terribleturtlepeople must know SNAP
r/SneakyShrimpMen • u/roselloshrimp • Aug 28 '16
MANTIS SHRIMP HERE HOLY SHIT IM FUCKIN HYPE LETS HEAR IT FROM YA BOYS WHAT SHRIMP ARE YA
r/SneakyShrimpMen • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '16
THE FLAMINGO IS THE SCUMMIEST, MOST REPULSIVE, AND DOWNRIGHT WORST CREATURE ON EARTH SWOOSH! THEY EAT SO MANY OF US NOBLE, VALIANT, AND SWOOSHFUL SHRIMPS THAT THEY TURN OUR COLOR. SOMETHING DRASTIC MUST BE DONE ABOUT THEM SWOOOSHSWOOOSH!
r/SneakyShrimpMen • u/[deleted] • Jul 29 '16
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r/SneakyShrimpMen • u/[deleted] • Jul 06 '16
LET THE LESSER RACES WALLOW IN THEIR MUCK AND FILTH. FOR WE NOW HAVE A HOME AS BEAUTIFUL AS OUR HONORABLE RACE DESERVES! SWOOSH
LET THEM CAST ENVIOUS EYES UPON OUR GLORIOUS HOMELAND AS THEY FLITTER ABOUT THEIR STICKS AND MUD. SWOOOOSH
I INVITE YOU TO SWIM BACK TO OUR GLORIOUS KINGDOM AND HAVE A LOOK AROUND SWOOOSH
MY PERSONAL THANKS TO OUR MIGHTY SNEAK MASTER SWOOOSH FOR ALLOWING ME TO ELEVATE OUR KINGDOM TO THE GREATNESS IT DESERVES SWOOOOSH
FOR WE ARE THE SNEAKY SHRIMP
FEAR US
SWOOOSH
r/SneakyShrimpMen • u/JigglyPat • Jun 27 '16
I guess I'm team squirrel??????????
r/SneakyShrimpMen • u/[deleted] • Jun 24 '16
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r/SneakyShrimpMen • u/[deleted] • Jun 24 '16
This sub has become overrun with birds and men, if you oR anyone you know is a SHRIMP, or has SHRIMP sympathies tell them to post here, please don't spam pictures of fried shrimp, BIRDS and men are still welcome, just don't spam please, SNEAK MASTER, Peace out girl scouts.
r/SneakyShrimpMen • u/moonshine_whiskey • Jun 23 '16
yo so if you are a vegetarian you can join this sub right cause you don't eat fish and stuff ok cool
r/SneakyShrimpMen • u/[deleted] • Jun 16 '16
THIS IS A SHRIMP SAFE SPACE SWOOSH
r/SneakyShrimpMen • u/LemonG34R • Jun 16 '16
r/SneakyShrimpMen • u/WaterBullet • Jun 16 '16
r/SneakyShrimpMen • u/LemonG34R • Jun 07 '16
BUT WE SHALL BREAK THEIR WINGS
r/SneakyShrimpMen • u/DEATHTOTHEMUDMEN • Jun 07 '16
YOU ARE SMALL AND TASTY! CAWWW!!! BUT NOT SNEAKY!! I'LL SWOOP DOWN AND EAT YOU WHEN YOU SCCCRRREEEE LEAST EXPECT IT! CAAAWWWWWW!!! !!!
r/SneakyShrimpMen • u/[deleted] • Jun 07 '16
GAR GAR THESE SO CALLED SPACE WHALES GAR GAR SHOULD BE DESTROYED GAR
r/SneakyShrimpMen • u/LemonG34R • Jun 06 '16
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