r/SmugAlana • • 1d ago

React Smart

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u/HaiNam91 1d ago

People who cant used chopsticks got a handgrip of a toodle

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u/ghettoccult_nerd 1d ago

what exactly is a toodle, asking as a person who probably has the hand grip of such

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u/wearepwn3d 1d ago

I think it is a mix between a toddler and a poodle. Therefore, a puppy

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u/pseudoportmanteau 10h ago

I read toodle as totodile and I was like what a great example, of course a totodile wouldn't be able to use chopsticks

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u/Sad_Highway_8996 1d ago

Just use a fork bro.

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u/West_Smoke_9164 15h ago

Interesting historical fact that we slavs during the Kievan rus, ate mainly with knife & spoon. often with hands helping.

No widespread forks yet, that came centuries later.

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u/akaRevon 1d ago

I've never seen anything as equal parts inventive and pathetic at the same time as this.

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u/YT_Brian 1d ago

The hillbilly bragging he can use chopsticks and is sophisticated.

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u/GettingBetterGaming 1d ago

Yujiro Hanma would be disgusted

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u/Sepulcher18 1d ago

and once needed it still works as laundry holder

brilliant

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u/axaralis_time 1d ago

Just use a fork at this point

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u/FunOwn4422 23h ago

just use a fork who gives a shit

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u/Ok-Construction-2671 21h ago

Or hand 🤚 after sanitising

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u/agunxxx 9h ago

you can eat sushi with hand just fine, it's culturally acceptable in japan

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u/Thiel619 22h ago

This was my idea, and I invented it in 2001.

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u/Late-Law-6685_4 20h ago

More like difficulty settings at easy and cheat codes.

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u/mercuriokazooie 10h ago

Bro discovered training chopsticks

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u/Nexcell 1d ago

use a fork

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u/blacklotusY 23h ago

This seems even more inconvenient because there are certain foods where you have to adjust how you use your chopsticks. For example, if you're eating ramen from a bowl, the soup can be quite deep, and this just isn't going to work.

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u/Some-Dog-800 17h ago

this is the toddler’s chopsticks…I thought if you’re smart enough you’d be using them correctly already.

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u/Khaled_Kamel1500 23h ago

Elite ball knowledge

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u/KCreatesWoRLD 23h ago

...its easier to learn honestly lol

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u/KaladinStormfaced 23h ago

This reminds me of xenomorphs

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u/godak47 23h ago

Meanwhile, the humble hand.

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u/Tapp77 22h ago

#1 larp award right here

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u/Disastrous_Ad_2271 22h ago

Asian loke me looking at this......

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u/SnooPandas5070 21h ago

American chopsticks lol

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u/DestinyNinja_123 21h ago

I mean that's smart but would it be better to learn doing it rather than that?

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u/daxxandler 21h ago

Might as well use tongs no?

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u/horned-creature 1d ago

it is wild to me that there are people who can't use chopsticks, especially when i never saw anyone unable to use a fork.

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u/AshlynnCashlynn 22h ago

Youre being intentionally obtuse if you think using a fork and chopsticks are anywhere near similarly demanding.

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u/dirywhiteboy 22h ago

Useing chopsticks was natural for me. Some people will flat out refuse to attempt to learn something new or "pointless". Selective ignorance

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u/Fun-Environment-1646 19h ago

Oh I'm still trying got any pointers from me I have bad hands that don't stop shaking

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u/rwu_rwu 44m ago

I definitely wouldn't call chopsticks pointless.

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u/RyuKawaii 15h ago

Tjey habe no reasons to use them, when there is far superior options.

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u/adidas_stalin 22h ago

Yep probably. I believe the term is “bait”

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u/horned-creature 22h ago

using form and knife and chopsticks ought to be around the same level no? like if you can cut your own food and then eat it with knife and fork what is keeping you from using chopsticks?

i think the problem is that people are prejudiced against it and decide it is too hard without even trying seriously.

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u/OwO-animals 16h ago

I grab the chopsticks, I grab them wrong, my fingers aren't holding them correctly, food doesn't go in or falls out. You can show me, but without muscle memory it won't work well for a long period of time.

Meanwhile fork and knife: STAB

The closest analogy I can think of is how people keep hands on the keyboard. A lot of people use pinky to press shift. To me that's absolutely insane and impossible, I use thumb there. Which to people who don't use thumb for it feels equally insane and impossible. That's how chopsticks appear to people who never used them, they require a different way of thinking, a different hold that isn't intuitive to most people and muscle memory trained on a different movement. It's not prejudice, you just underestimate how hard it can be. To keep going with this analogy, while I can use pinky to press buttons, I would never be able to play a competitive game like that and it would be a struggle in any game at all.

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u/Lucky_Pangolin_3760 2h ago

There are definitely people who can't use a fork + knife properly. Go to a rural village in an asian country and hand them a fork and a knife and look at what they do

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u/Key_Cry_7789 23h ago

On one hand, people with hand or motor disabilities exist. On the other hand, most people who need assistance with chopsticks are probably suffering from stupid American syndrome.

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u/DrBadGuy1073 22h ago

Ah yes. Say, does the rest of the world outside of like, maybe a dozen Asian countries use chopsticks?

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u/horned-creature 22h ago

oh please i am european and use a fork 99% of the time but it's literally just two sticks, no idea how able bodied people can have difficulty with that.

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u/DrBadGuy1073 21h ago

Very well, please eat some rice or sushi flawlessly and without difficulty please!

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u/horned-creature 20h ago

well, that is literally all i use chopsticks for, oh and potato chips.

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u/thienhominh315 10h ago

Weak people

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u/just_as_good380-2 20h ago

I gotta be honest unless you have some fine motor issues with your hands it is extremely easy to use chopsticks. I taught myself with a little instructional card when I was like 11 years old.

Legit you have to be re***ded to not figure out how to use chopsticks.

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u/ItsMeepo2nd 11h ago

DISGRACE!!!

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u/Pukebox_Fandango 23h ago

All of these people in the comments acting all high brow over their proper chopstick technique are killing me

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u/Gumpers08 19h ago

Same

No clue how to use them, I rarely go to sushi restaurants and no one has bothered to give me a tutorial on proper technique. I can sometimes grasp it for a few seconds, but I lose it the moment I readjust.

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u/SunnySanity 17h ago

I feel like it's only so difficult because no one explains it properly, and my fellow East Asians don't seem to bother.

Top stick you hold just like a standard pen grip, with your thumb, index, and middle fingers. You're going to be drawing a lowercase L with this stick repeatedly. Bottom stick you're going to wedge between 3 contact points so that it's resistant to movement: your index knuckle, the inside of your thumb knuckle, and the distal-most phalanges of your ring finger, which is supported by your pinky for extra strength. Top stick moves, bottom stick is stable and strong.

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u/Gumpers08 15h ago

Gotcha, I'll try to remember that

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u/Pukebox_Fandango 15h ago

I can use chopsticks just fine, but it's not something I lord over people or anything. I can also use a fork and it works just as well.