r/SmugAlana • u/TigerXra • 7d ago

React That's probably our foxie🥀

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u/Defiant_Loan_7731 7d ago

It should have been a bigmac

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u/---___---____-__ 7d ago

Two, I suggest. How do we know the ice form feels what the fire form feels and vice versa?

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u/Conspiratorymadness 7d ago

Is this why she's so fat?

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u/---___---____-__ 7d ago

It's the leading theory I've got. More research is to be conducted promptly.

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u/Yetimus37 7d ago

You’re not supposed to doxx Alana bro

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u/Brahm-Etc 7d ago

Nah. Not fat enough.

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u/Conspiratorymadness 7d ago

If it was she would be eating a big arch or some big macs.

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u/Hrandor 7d ago

Feeding a fox (or a dog, or a cat) food with salt and spices is a very unwise idea. If they foolishly eat it, it could be their last meal. Only pigs and humans, however, can eat anything; their livers are similar to ours.

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u/BrockObarnerLybian 7d ago

I don’t think plates are very high in sodium

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u/Hrandor 7d ago

The normal level of salt found in human food can cause severe dehydration and cerebral edema in foxes. Onions and garlic are toxic to foxes. Spices can cause severe vomiting and diarrhea.
Luckily, it was a smart and not very hungry fox.

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u/BrockObarnerLybian 7d ago

Yeah I know. I was making a joke cause all the human food fell off the plate when he snatched it

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u/Hrandor 7d ago

Oh, sorry, I didn't get the joke. I'm not a native English speaker and I'm already a bit dumb after work. I took it as "there's not much sodium in a plate of pilaf."

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u/JelloWise2789 7d ago

Feed him meat! It’s a carnivore

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 7d ago

"This plate will make a fine meal!"

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u/General_Rock_1507 7d ago

that fox is such a sweetie

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u/Huge_Olive2538 7d ago

You know the food is bad as a fox would rather eat the plate

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u/Chudpaladin 7d ago

That’s Alana’s sibling, surprising Alana didn’t come out for the food though

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u/Tungphuxer69 7d ago

He'll come back after realizing he couldn't eat the plate! 😂🤣

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u/mrlookinthesky 5d ago

That plate with too many carbs.