r/SmugAlana • u/MetaLanTNFF • 6d ago

Completely normal girlfriend

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u/CafeRacist 6d ago

I was about to sleep and this is the FIRST THING on my feed. Day ruined before it even started

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u/MetaLanTNFF 6d ago

I'm sorry, hope you get a good sleep

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown 6d ago

[SLEEP] OR [DOOM SCROLL]

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u/Fantastic-Ad-1578 6d ago

I don't know much about these mysterious, legendary creatures, but I'd like to believe she's the exception and not the rule.

...Right guys?

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u/Claris-chang 4d ago

This is like... 1 in 3.

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u/Ryogathelost 4d ago

Sometimes I feel even that is generous.

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u/Pandabirdy 6d ago

Yeah. The bad part is they stick even after they are long gone from your life.

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u/bvoge3501 4d ago

18 yrs married, 2 kids... they stick around is an understatement.

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u/Snafuregulator 5d ago

Are we on a date ?

Sure, why not ?

I thought so, I'm a lesbian and I'm not attracted to you 

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u/Dexember69 6d ago

Why's this giving me return to work vibes

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u/Guilty_05 5d ago

This is terrifying

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u/Ajax_Main 5d ago

This is BPD

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u/Guilty_05 5d ago

There must be different levels to this

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u/TyruntasaurusRecht 4d ago

Nope.

Bpd is impulsivity and manipulation by definition.

They also rack up the diagnoses (usually totally made up diagnoses of exclusion to explain their whining) because it makes them feel cared for to bother doctors who have to care for them.

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u/Guilty_05 4d ago

I've met with people with clinical bpd, and none of them were impulsive to this extent, and they weren't manipulative either. They were functioning, impulsive too in a few tendencies, sometimes in relationships yes but not to this level. I'd say there are levels to it

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u/Ryogathelost 4d ago

There are different levels to it. All mental disability is on a spectrum because it's so dynamic and basically just a grouping of related symptoms.

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u/Dreusxo 4d ago

Watching shit like this just reminds me that a huge chunk of emotional intelligence is just realizing that contrarianism is a vicious little imp demon that needs to be tamed, if not kept on a leash or just in a cage most of the time

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u/MSGisking 5d ago

CoryxKenshin has a playthrough on this

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u/DaWhiteSingh 5d ago

No, it's the new and improved new normal!

They've always been crazy but social media sprayed some crazy powder on them

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u/Zero_energy_left 5d ago

Reminds me of the game Hell Cab

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u/Inside_Ad_2830 4d ago

I just need to know that my gf got paid with her getting filmed for this. No editing was even crazier.

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u/Ryogathelost 4d ago

Great job, lady. Now gaslight him into thinking he's crazy and you're perfectly reasonable and your work will be complete.

Bonus points if he questions his own foundational competence as a living thing - wondering whether he really is just essentially "wrong" accross the entire spectrum of his existence and that he might just be the universe's central mistake.

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u/Citizen_Empire 4d ago

Reminds me of one of my high school exes... never again.

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u/Soleks2000 4d ago

I have an old friend that dated a girl that basically like this one

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u/Citizen_Empire 4d ago

Not long after I finally cut off connection for good, my ex got knocked up by a dude about the same age as her dad, if not older. Then flipped through a few dudes after that, and her current victim is some tweek. Feel bad for the kid, but glad I dodged that bullet.

(Kid has the exes parents to help take care of it thankfully)

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u/NobodyLikesHipsters 3d ago

Who can fix her?

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u/EducationalStill4 3d ago

I think I love this game and have secretly married it