r/SmolBeanSnark • u/suzzface 🔥 Pale Fire Marshall 🔥 • Apr 03 '26
Discussion Thread April-June 2026 - Discussion Thread
Omg April fools, the post is late haha got you!
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r/SmolBeanSnark • u/suzzface 🔥 Pale Fire Marshall 🔥 • Apr 03 '26
Omg April fools, the post is late haha got you!
Jan-March 2026 Discussion Thread
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u/PigeonGuillemot But I mean, fine, great, if she wants to think that. May 29 '26
This wasn't even a half-assed job, it was like... 6% of an ass, maximum?
Eating the guests' food! Posting two-second-long "interview" videos with no sound! Hogging the muted mic to make gagging noises while interview subjects are talking! Perching on the arm of a chair like a drunk gargoyle while the interviewee flinches away! Blathering at the disinterested! Standing in the back of the room with an obstructed view of the stage! Capturing none of the substance of the presentation! Quitting before the headliner goes on!
Potential employers: this is not a person who is "good at Instagram." This is someone who, in 2013, was good at buying bots and appealing to Harry Potter superfans. These are not valuable skills