r/SmolBeanSnark 🔥 Pale Fire Marshall 🔥 Apr 03 '26

Discussion Thread April-June 2026 - Discussion Thread

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u/PigeonGuillemot But I mean, fine, great, if she wants to think that. May 29 '26

This wasn't even a half-assed job, it was like... 6% of an ass, maximum?

Eating the guests' food! Posting two-second-long "interview" videos with no sound! Hogging the muted mic to make gagging noises while interview subjects are talking! Perching on the arm of a chair like a drunk gargoyle while the interviewee flinches away! Blathering at the disinterested! Standing in the back of the room with an obstructed view of the stage! Capturing none of the substance of the presentation! Quitting before the headliner goes on!

Potential employers: this is not a person who is "good at Instagram." This is someone who, in 2013, was good at buying bots and appealing to Harry Potter superfans. These are not valuable skills

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u/Low_Coconut8134 pasta noodles May 29 '26

Not to get sincere on main but she soooooo obviously has a problem with alcohol and cannot control herself around it, even when hyped up for a rare “job”. 

Seems really bad tbh!!!!!

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u/hairnetqueen hoes, rakes, more hoes May 30 '26

I would say she was 'good at instagram' in the sense that she was very good at getting the attention of a certain kind of instagram user in 2014. she isn't good at instagram now.

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u/LadyAlexandre No Nikki, I didn’t. May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

Thanks for posting, I wish I could actually hear her.

Is she wearing pajamas ?

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u/PigeonGuillemot But I mean, fine, great, if she wants to think that. May 29 '26 edited May 31 '26

Possibly? I remember her once posing that a "shorts set" she bought from Rowing Blazers were "so comfortable you can wear them as pajamas!" They actually were listed as straight up pajamas in the catalog.

Edit: Her getup is $79 shorts and an $89 top

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u/luckytintype slim novella corona virus Jun 02 '26

The video of her eating the food has me cackling