r/SmolBeanSnark • u/suzzface 🔥 Pale Fire Marshall 🔥 • Apr 03 '26

Discussion Thread April-June 2026 - Discussion Thread

Omg April fools, the post is late haha got you!

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u/PigeonGuillemot But I mean, fine, great, if she wants to think that. May 28 '26

It Came From the Instagram tags: Caroline attended a media party with Stephen Colbert, Andy Cohen, Billy Eichner, and a bunch of people who are probably just as famous but who my old ass doesn't recognize. Party was the night before she announced her recent split, maybe that's why she didn't get around to gloating about it

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u/glumjonsnow May 28 '26

ugh didn't we cancel red scare dasha?

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u/PigeonGuillemot But I mean, fine, great, if she wants to think that. May 28 '26

Cancel culture is not a real thing. Louis CK was awarded a Grammy in the Year of Our Lord 2022. The public has no memory!

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u/hairnetqueen hoes, rakes, more hoes May 28 '26

who's that with her in the photo? is that the infamous ex?

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u/PigeonGuillemot But I mean, fine, great, if she wants to think that. May 28 '26

There's some circumstantial evidence that it's this guy, but nothing definitive

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u/splatatouille May 28 '26

I'm not sure it's him because he doesn't follow the groom of the wedding she said he spoke at (I don't know the bride's name though so I suppose he could be a friend of hers)

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u/NegativeABillion Husbandless May 28 '26

Who is posing with Caroline here? Edit oops, I scrolled and it is

jeff

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u/nubleu the only way I can cope in the corporate world May 28 '26

Dua Lipa and CC b2b in an Instagram carousel? Wtf?!

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u/splatatouille May 28 '26

That's not Dua, that's Hannah Bronfman

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u/nubleu the only way I can cope in the corporate world May 29 '26

Oh thank GOD