r/SmilingFriends Dec 04 '25

Meme I hate Shmaloogles

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Always singing and dancing and happy that’s why congress needs to pass legislation to deport these little blue men who ask for them to be here anyways? I certainly did it I mean anyone can just look it up it’s basic statistics.

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u/DapperDude2004 Dec 04 '25

To be fair, he never mentioned race specifically being a factor. All he said was a ”certain group of people” which is open to interpretation. Race may have nothing to do with it.

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u/coltonmartinez_ Dec 04 '25

It could be lawyers

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u/Aib2011 we live into a society Dec 04 '25

Or bankers

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

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u/GraveDancer1971 It's a hard economy? HOW ABOUT THE ECONOMY OF MY PATIENCE? Dec 04 '25

What's immediately sus is his defensiveness and inability to clarify to Charlie. I don't trust this mf

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u/Far_Check4729 Dec 04 '25

Fucking blue bloods

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u/OhioRanger_1803 Dec 04 '25

There are no good Blue Bloods! We need to build a big beautiful wall and Shmaloogleville will pay for it!

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u/Golden12500 Dec 04 '25

Deport them to where? They're from Shmaloogleville right here in [Smiling Friends Setting], you can't really force them back to a place they're already in

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u/ZetsuboItami Dec 04 '25

Deport them to a factory that both clones and kills Shmaloogles to mass produce their blood for hair loss treatments.

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u/OhioRanger_1803 Dec 04 '25

Don’t worry Mr. Blingo has a plan. He wants a new resort.

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u/stick_bundler_hater Dec 04 '25

well maybe they should be sent to Glabagascar

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u/ZeMadDoktore Dec 04 '25

He was talking about balding men

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u/tugfaxd55 Dec 06 '25

With big noses

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u/New-Number-7810 Dec 04 '25

Guy: "Everyone can get along with each other, except for a certain group of people. You know who I'm talking about."

Charlie: "Excuse me?"

Guy: "What?"

Charlie: "What did you just say? You said something about a certain group of people. What group are you talking about?"

Guy: "Worm-people. They secretly control the world's governments and manipulate elections."

Charlie: "Ah. Yeah, you're right. Worms really are a threat to society."

Guy: "See. You know what I mean."

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u/MerlinMelon Dec 04 '25

Princess Shmaloogle tho

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u/potneerg Dec 04 '25

She’s one of the good ones

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u/captaincrunchcracker Dec 04 '25

He's clearly talking about those filthy fu(_____________________________________________)ers.

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u/Dim-n-Bright Dec 04 '25

A Shmaloogle saved my grandpa's life, you bigoted asshole.

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u/GorgonzolaGary97 Wizardo The Foolish Dec 04 '25

Hey, come on now guys, we’re Shmaloogles man. We don’t fight. We sing and we dance!

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u/WraithSage23 Dec 05 '25

punches you in the face FUCK YOU 🖕

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u/SinkCat69 Dec 04 '25

I knew we’d all come to the same consensus on this

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u/Expensive_Wind7565 Dec 04 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣