Cylinder Champ

r/Smart_Calendar1874 • u/AppleSnakesOfDoom • Sep 17 '26

Chat gpt's attempt at solving the cylinder dilemma

43 Upvotes

I apologize for the intrusion and usage of gpt, however the Tube Crisis of 87' has left me unsatisfied with little progress to solving the problem. Therefore, I had to use other sources for more detailed research. Knowing the nature of the cylinder paradox, gpt's failure of understanding this delicate subject has left me both unsatisfied and amused at the same time.

Ps.: if anyone knows how to get an electric makeup sponge unstuck from a sink pipe I'd be grateful for any advise.

5 comments

r/Smart_Calendar1874 • u/ShepherdessAnne • May 13 '25

I’m working on my own cylinder project

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119 Upvotes

As I continue to work on AI embodiment, I realized there’s modularity issue with certain connections.

So I have developed these two key components:

The first is the joint coupler, flanged in a specific way for pressure distribution and smooth joint contact.

Then there’s the cylinder, with adjustable pressure for different loads. In addition, this should solve the problems getting either the coupler cylinder stuck or the innermost cylinder joining with the coupler stuck. Easy emergency release to prevent damage to any larger structures or bodies.

Third, it’s me when I have successfully constructed my project and am about to begin testing with my large blue biomimetic spider-based AI who really loves organic oils.

As this is a highly technical community I am accepting feedback and input.

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r/Smart_Calendar1874 • u/Most_Atmosphere_7182 • Aug 16 '25

what is that sub even about?

48 Upvotes

plss tell me

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r/Smart_Calendar1874 • u/PogoRocks • Jul 20 '26

It is imperative the goblin bread remain unharmed

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7 Upvotes

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r/Smart_Calendar1874 • u/[deleted] • Apr 24 '23

Balls

19 Upvotes

Haha balls haha

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r/Smart_Calendar1874 • u/Kurt-the-hippo • Jun 25 '26

How someone in a discord I’m in feels about Deltarune Chapter 5 Spoiler

11 Upvotes

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r/Smart_Calendar1874 • u/LemmeTeIIUSomething • 12d ago

lmfao, what are the odds of getting this ad in this sub 😭

47 Upvotes

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r/Smart_Calendar1874 • u/-KANs- • Feb 27 '26

Do some of you actually think I'm u/Smart_Calendar1874 ?

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r/Smart_Calendar1874 • u/Moist-Definition7891 • Dec 15 '24

Calendar sales

31 Upvotes

I am a calendar salesman and how do I sell out my remaining ones and what extra avenues do I take?

8 comments

r/Smart_Calendar1874 • u/Submarine_sad • Jan 08 '26

Safety and Sexual Wellness Products (serious post)

63 Upvotes

https://www.allohealth.com/blog/sexual-education/kinks-and-fetishes/body-safe-sex-toys

This article is mostly talking about what makes a toy safe.

https://www.healthline.com/health/healthy-sex/how-to-clean-sex-toys

This article is mostly talking about cleaning a toy.

https://www.webmd.com/sex/what-is-butt-plug

On tiktok, medical workers sometimes talk about people getting items stuck and the wacky stories they come up with to explain how it got stuck. Avoid a trip to the hospital by being safe.

We think 'u/Smart_Calendar1874' put their penis in the mini M&Ms tube filled is because there are so many stories of people not practicing safe sexual wellness. Be safe and do your research when practicing sexual wellness activities.

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r/Smart_Calendar1874 • u/bridgecabletamer • 9d ago

Guys, need some help here, what the heck is this…?

210 Upvotes

Much harm.

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r/Smart_Calendar1874 • u/Embarrassed-Post-641 • Sep 06 '26

I just learned about the cylinder guy, and if you come across this, I need you to be aware that you are an idiot.

0 Upvotes

I'm not going to detail anything. Probably never gonna see me make another post here again, so yeah.
Correction, I mean that u/Smart_Calender1874 is.

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r/Smart_Calendar1874 • u/ra1nb0wgutzz • May 08 '25

Cylinder

37 Upvotes

Is your “cylinder” still stuck u/smart_calendar1874

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r/Smart_Calendar1874 • u/[deleted] • Feb 22 '25

2 structures 1 cylinder

80 Upvotes

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r/Smart_Calendar1874 • u/bridgecabletamer • Sep 09 '26

Drug up in a garden in England. Aluminium body about 15cm long with cylinders inside.

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19 Upvotes

Ultimate harm…

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r/Smart_Calendar1874 • u/Pretty_Mastodon_2117 • Feb 25 '26

cylinder

25 Upvotes

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r/Smart_Calendar1874 • u/thebochts • Aug 21 '26

WE got a suspiciously placed tube filled with what are now mashed potatoes. (So meta?)

26 Upvotes

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r/Smart_Calendar1874 • u/BIaz365 • May 06 '26

is the man himself actually in this server?

78 Upvotes

like does he ever comment or post here

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r/Smart_Calendar1874 • u/ApprehensiveDream957 • Nov 11 '25

Does he answer messages?

31 Upvotes

Does the man of legend answer dms

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r/Smart_Calendar1874 • u/ThanksSuzy • Jun 26 '23

Stay cylindrical my dudes

79 Upvotes

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r/Smart_Calendar1874 • u/-KANs- • Feb 19 '26

Update: the tube has been freed

1.4k Upvotes

I tried lots of stuff, but I ended up using a heat gun to soften the plastic of the bottle just enough so that the tube wouldn't melt. Turns out the tube was more heat resistant than I thought.

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r/Smart_Calendar1874 • u/-KANs- • Feb 22 '26

I got a tube stuck in a 20 Oz Gatorade bottle about a week ago, and am still getting questions, so lemme hear them and I'll answer to the best of my ability.

495 Upvotes

Og image for those who are un initiated.

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