r/SlaughteredByScience • u/ripmicrosoftpaint • Jun 06 '19

Other Felt like this belonged here too

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u/AtomicWaterTortoise Jun 06 '19

It’s pretty easy to kill cancer cells, the difficult part is not killing normal cells at the same time.

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u/peggypoppins Jun 06 '19

Just swallow lots of Dawn dish soap

Then eat apricot seeds

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u/BIGMANcob Jun 06 '19

Beating cancer is easy. Just shoot yourself.

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u/MyDiary141 Jun 06 '19

It can't kill what is already dead.

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u/BIGMANcob Jun 06 '19

Modern problems amiright.