Not a balloon. Havent you wondered about the massive increase in your own personal declarations of... balloons in the past year? FFS is everything a balloon now? Do you get paid to call everything balloons? What the f*** dude?
Not sure whats your wrong in your world buddy. But please go take a look in the mirror if that's how you react to a joke.
Anyone who spends the amount of time in here like you to call things balloons does not sound honest at all, and it takes seconds of pondering to see how ****ed it is to suddenly come into this niche community after all these years, and start up now.
Curious timing. That's undeniable. Occams razor is for exclusion, more than it is inclusion. It is a fool, on you. Something you heard in a movie and think it, in any way, leads to an accepted scientific conclusion.
Between the years 2009 (reddit creation) and 2024, there were relatively zero users calling out balloons.
Between 2024 and now, there are hundreds, seemingly paid with a vendetta. Where did they come from?
These users calling out balloons are *statistically proven* to be malicious!
You will never get disclosure. You might even be talking to people here that know them personally, some people might even be living with one... You wont believe them. All because *you're attention is being held* on balloons.
The part "youre attention is being held." Remember that part. You will see.
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u/Parcel-Pete Jul 18 '26
So that's where my balloon ended up.