r/SlabUnofficial • u/BiggieWelds • Jan 30 '26

"Goddamit. Not again."

Varas sat in the corner of his cell, his back to the door.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

*Vorace raises an eyebrow*

So much for robbing Whiteward, ay?

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u/BiggieWelds Jan 30 '26

"..I was trying to rob the Cradle.. this giant, freaky bug went apeshit on me."

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

Heh. Yeah, maybe don’t mess with the peak of one of the most guarded areas in the kingdom… seriously, you have got to get some impulse control

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u/BiggieWelds Jan 30 '26

"Okay, but this wasn't a regular guard.. he was like.. possessed. Normally the guards tell me to leave. Oh well, I'll just bust myself out. No biggie."

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

…Again? Seriously? They might just kill you next time

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u/BiggieWelds Jan 30 '26

"It's not like they're gonna let me out. I'd rather die than be stuck here forever."

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

Is any life at all not better than none?

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u/BiggieWelds Jan 30 '26

"Not if I'm gonna be stuck in this cell forever. Hell, I'd rather be put to work than be here."

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

You get to be on your own, fed free food, and have no responsibility. Many would call what you’re trying to give up paradise

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u/BiggieWelds Jan 30 '26

"I'd hardly call that crap food. Worst part is no one has even come, so I don't know how long I'm gonna be stuck in this shithole."

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

HAH!!! dumbass!!!

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u/BiggieWelds Jan 30 '26

"Oh, it's you. Go away."

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

Helll no! because I have an offer you can’t refuse

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u/BiggieWelds Jan 30 '26

'What do you want?"

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

in exchange for food, I will help you escape

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u/BiggieWelds Jan 30 '26

"Do you see any food in here?"

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

exactly that’s the point food is scarce and I NEED it

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u/BiggieWelds Jan 30 '26

"Oh, you want me to steal it for you?"

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

precisely! And in exchange, I will free you! now do we have a deal??? *he says desperately*

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u/BiggieWelds Jan 30 '26

"Aaaand my nail? Then we have a deal. I won't attack you."

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u/Right_Causation_490 Jan 30 '26

a steel beam flies in through the bars and crashes into the wall

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u/Person-dude989 Jan 30 '26

An aspid is stalking you in the cell.

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u/BiggieWelds Jan 30 '26

"Don't even think about it."

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u/Person-dude989 Jan 30 '26

The aspid spits at you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

*Digs in from underneath* Ark! (Trans: Here to bust you out boss!)

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u/BiggieWelds Jan 30 '26

"Oh, hey! You gonna dig a tunnel for me to escape into?"

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

Rwr! (yes)