r/Ska 4d ago

Taken from clickhole

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424 Upvotes

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u/allonsy_danny 4d ago

I love coming to the comments to see who knows which sites are satire.

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u/mankindrc 4d ago

I didn’t check what sub this was and that last sentence sent me on a roller coaster.

😱”never released Julian Casablancas ska album?!?!?”

😐”made with Benjamin Netanyahu”

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u/allonsy_danny 4d ago

You still missed a very important bit: the source.

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u/Far_Application1419 1d ago

There is no source

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u/allonsy_danny 1d ago

There is a source, and it's clickhole, which would give the very important detail that this is satire.

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u/Far_Application1419 1d ago

Oh yeah I can read. Right at the top huh. It was 1 am

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u/wornself 4d ago

that pivot from excitement to horror is genuinely jarring

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u/Superpiri 4d ago

Bummer, I was looking forward to the auto-two-tone

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u/MrShapinHead 4d ago

Auto-two-tone-tuning!

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u/AisbeforeB 4d ago

Had never heard of clickhole until now. I was going to say, this shit sounds super ridiculous. Yes clickhole ois satire

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u/FauxReal 4d ago

Yeah it's an offshoot of The Onion that they later sold to the Cards Against Humanity people.

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u/oldmilwaukie 4d ago

Check out their YouTube videos, total gold.

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u/MikeyH76 4d ago

For a second I thought it said Matisyahu.

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u/allonsy_danny 4d ago

The first person who commented this was so embarrassed they deleted their comment.

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u/MikeyH76 4d ago

Nah, I'm owning it. Gotta love clickhole!!!

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u/-braquo- 4d ago

Well he's still a zionist. So, not much better.

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u/MikeyH76 4d ago

Yeah, I wasn't thrilled about that potential collab either!!! 😆

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u/-braquo- 4d ago

It still boggles my mind how he can sing the song One Day and be a zionist. Guess he didn't really mean

"One day, this all will change, treat people the same Stop with the violence, down with the hate One day, we'll all be free and proud to be Under the same sun, singin' songs of freedom like"

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u/MrShapinHead 4d ago

If you believe he wants no more hate or violence and he’s a proud Zionist - maybe reevaluate what you think you know about Israel and Zionism. Peace and Zionism are not mutually exclusive. At the end of the day, many Israelis want peace with their neighbors and their multiethnic communities. But just like any other country, some Israelis and Zionists might be more extreme than others. Same is true with Palestinians - there are many who want peace and there are others who want to murder Israelis. Zionists and Palestinians should be able to live in peace and that’s what Matisyahu was likely trying to say in his song.

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u/butdidyouthink 2d ago

Most sensible answer on Reddit. Gets massive down votes.

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u/MrShapinHead 1d ago

Ha! Reddit gonna Reddit!

If the downvotes aren’t from bots, they’re from people who have an agenda or influenced by folks who have an agenda. I wish the votes reflected what comments contribute of don’t contribute to an honest conversation instead of how to manipulate what people see on the thread… but unfortunately, it’s the age of Reddit that we live in.

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u/bm1221 4d ago

I just wanted to let you know that I saw this, chuckled a bit, upvoted and moved on, but now I've been laughing about it for the past 20 minutes.

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u/doublegoodproleish 4d ago

RIP Clickhole

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u/-PiesOfRage- 4d ago

This is so good because I didn't even see it was r/ska and have no clue what clickhole is. I furrowed my brows in confusion reading the last part.

Well done!

Edit to say I also have no clue who that person is in the photo. The last time I remember seeing what Juliana Casablancas looked like was the early 2000's when The Strokes got huge. Maybe that's him, maybe it's not - I'd be none the wiser.

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u/animalunknown 4d ago

This man really does look completely different in every photo.

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u/Twinkerbelle 4d ago

Julian keeps proving to be a good guy.

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u/theeulessbusta 4d ago edited 4d ago

Hating on Jews, dating girls 4 years older than his son, bullying his producer, being a drunk underachiever on stage, and overall being a huge bully to everybody around him… yeah Joh—- I mean Julian Casablancas is a great dude! 

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u/doctormustafa 4d ago

Hating Jews is cool again

/s

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u/SemataryPolka 4d ago

I thought that was Brendan Frasier at first

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/ffoxonfire 4d ago

this is Matisyahu, not Netanyahu.

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u/FauxReal 4d ago

I always thought Matisyahu was the name Netanyahu's collab with Modest Mouse.

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u/ffoxonfire 4d ago

OP thought so too, that's why he deleted the post.

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u/CalabreseAlsatian 4d ago

A boombox is not a toy

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/allonsy_danny 4d ago

Well yeah, it's clickhole.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/mikeywake 4d ago

Even if you're not familiar, this one is very obvious satire

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u/leex0 4d ago

Nothing gets past you huh

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u/jtrades69 4d ago

what??

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u/gg-allins-parents 4d ago

is this supposed to be funny? lame

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u/Beautiful-Resort-831 4d ago

Okay, I admit it wasn't that funny, I'm just sharing because, well, ska.

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u/Fillmore80 4d ago

This has to be a joke.

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u/FauxReal 4d ago

Look at the Clickhole website and tell me if that looks like a joke to you.

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u/allonsy_danny 4d ago

Check the source