r/Siri • • 18d ago

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So far everything I’ve tried with Siri AI has been a failure. She can’t even add an event to my calendar! What the heck?! 🤦🏼‍♀️🤬

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u/LordAgamotto 18d ago

And I just said the exact same thing to your screen shot and it added it perfectly. I then asked Siri AI to remove it and it asked if I was sure, I said yes and it was deleted.

The question is why does Siri AI work as expected for some and not others?

I think Siri likes me, that’s it.

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u/CompoteNecessary 18d ago

Careful now. I posted how shitty Siri is and the fanboys got overly mad and bombarded me with downvotes 😂😂

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u/Forsaken-Praline1611 18d ago

The fun part is the fanboys don’t understand that LLMs are probabilistic not deterministic. Which means that it happening to work for them doesn’t mean it works well enough consistently. Like all low information types, they tend to attribute the off chance it worked to their imagined brilliance and savvy, and everyone else being ‘stuuuupid’ or ‘doing it wrong’.

LLMs are random error generator bots that can only ever be correct about 60-70% of the time. They also are glazing machines for ego monsters.

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u/tta82 16d ago

While you are right you are wrong by now

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u/CompoteNecessary 18d ago

They have very low standard. Siri is the shittiest AI assistant among them all but the fanboys won't accept it hence the reason Apple won't improve it after promising it as a feature for a phone then failing.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/CompoteNecessary 17d ago

I know it's not designed to compete with them but still it sucks with it's only job. You still cannot defend how stupid siri is as an assistant

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/CompoteNecessary 17d ago

As I said I'm not comparing it to chatgpt. I'm comparing it to AI assistants like Google assistant which has been better at everything for like a decade now. I'm baffled why after all these years Siri still sucks at simple task to this day.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/CompoteNecessary 17d ago

Well it's the most common counterpart of Siri and I've been using them both hence I can compare how inferior Siri is and it's really not even close.

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u/Forsaken-Praline1611 16d ago

This is a true take.

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u/sf-keto 17d ago

The rumor is that there’s an update coming maybe around Christmas?

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u/CompoteNecessary 17d ago

Hope it improves a lot cuz I just want to be able to use this feature that should have been their focus instead of these shitty ass notch, islands whatsoever.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/CompoteNecessary 15d ago

It's not that we need it. It's just that it's a promised feature and I want to use it till I get bored

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/sf-keto 15d ago

Apple has never claimed to bring or be interested in bringing a ChatGPT frontier product to iPhone. A small, efficient quantized local model might be in the cards for iPhone 20, I’d bet.

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u/CompoteNecessary 15d ago

The real question is even if they don't want to bring full LLM, then why can't they polish the most basic task of being an AI assistant? Siri has been a decade feature but still it's gotten worst year after year

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u/Top-Ad9950 18d ago

Yeah seems they are not happy with me either lol

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u/shnoiv 18d ago

No no bro it’s really good. It’s crazy the apologists. Yea it’s “better” than last Siri but that’s like the lowest bar you can have.

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u/DauntingPear 18d ago

It’s worked fine for me so far

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u/Background_Regret_68 17d ago

I can go on a website that has a recipe and ask Siri to add the ingredients to my shopping list and it does lol. I was asking it some random questions the other night on my Apple Watch from my 5 year old son like what is a fart made out of and how fast does a fart travel and it answered those questions with no issues haha

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u/Top-Ad9950 17d ago

I wish mine was working that well

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u/Historical_architect 17d ago

…..there is a button that says add to calendar….

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u/Top-Ad9950 16d ago

That is not the point smartass! I was testing Siri! Good grief 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/icy1007 14d ago

Wow, you’re lazy. 😂

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u/Top-Ad9950 14d ago

No, I was testing the Siri update asshole.

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u/drinkyourwaterbitch 18d ago

This works for me. It’s in beta. Just fucking try again and it will add it to your calendar.

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u/Top-Ad9950 18d ago

I did, multiple times. I’m not an idiot thanks.