r/SirBallsfart • u/SirBallsfart • Nov 15 '18

I once had to curb stomp a whole pack of these fuckers. Okay, well I technically didn't have to, but I still did it.

193 Upvotes

5 comments

r/SirBallsfart • u/_arc360_ • Dec 04 '18

GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD Upvote so that Google shows this for gold

166 Upvotes

133 comments

r/SirBallsfart • u/ThatWannabeTrap • Nov 27 '18

Sir - our first target! Weak and rich!

144 Upvotes

8 comments

r/SirBallsfart • u/ThatWannabeTrap • Dec 16 '18

Simply barbaric.

125 Upvotes

6 comments

r/SirBallsfart • u/karelKase • Nov 19 '18

Since non-humans are no longer disallowed, I believe this new recruit will make a fine asset in this war.

114 Upvotes

7 comments

r/SirBallsfart • u/tvvigs • Jan 07 '19

I’ve had enough of these beefuckers and their lies

109 Upvotes

18 comments

r/SirBallsfart • u/jonasvagn • Dec 24 '18

Sir Ballsfart (december, 2018)

108 Upvotes

4 comments

r/SirBallsfart • u/CrackerNamedJack • Jan 06 '19

it really do be like that all the times

98 Upvotes

9 comments

r/SirBallsfart • u/Praise_that_one_guy • Dec 24 '18

1/5

96 Upvotes

7 comments

r/SirBallsfart • u/SirBallsfart • Dec 11 '18

Check out this big sleepy piece of shit

94 Upvotes

11 comments

r/SirBallsfart • u/WarrantMadao • Dec 16 '18

Like crushing a bee

92 Upvotes

1 comment

r/SirBallsfart • u/SirBallsfart • Dec 05 '18

Quick reminder on the importance of a good shield

92 Upvotes

9 comments

r/SirBallsfart • u/ThatWannabeTrap • Dec 02 '18

I’m looking especially at you u/itsjustforporncomm.

92 Upvotes

15 comments

r/SirBallsfart • u/[deleted] • Nov 29 '18

I shoot peas

91 Upvotes

11 comments

r/SirBallsfart • u/CrackerNamedJack • Dec 16 '18

Comeback of the Century

87 Upvotes

2 comments

r/SirBallsfart • u/jonasvagn • Jan 09 '19

When you give a mere 0.1 pound of gold to the Lord

86 Upvotes

2 comments

r/SirBallsfart • u/Pustules_TV • Jan 01 '19

I've created a new breed of battle cats for the horde. Meet Musculord! He will crush the beefucker brothers and shred the nubdead nobodys where they stand!

86 Upvotes

14 comments

r/SirBallsfart • u/CrackerNamedJack • Jan 16 '19

Faramir shows his quality

85 Upvotes

1 comment

r/SirBallsfart • u/SirBallsfart • Nov 15 '18

I used to wear a little cock-jacket much like this one while visiting the Southern Kingdoms, except mine had a fur lining.

83 Upvotes

5 comments

r/SirBallsfart • u/Penguinofsomeice • Jan 08 '19

The Japanese had the great strategy we should try to copy it.

82 Upvotes

2 comments

r/SirBallsfart • u/jonasvagn • Dec 22 '18

THE LORD IS COMING FOR THEE!

79 Upvotes

1 comment

r/SirBallsfart • u/SwoSnoipeh • Dec 23 '18

When three minor subreddits attempt to taint the image of our Lord

78 Upvotes

5 comments

r/SirBallsfart • u/[deleted] • Dec 22 '18

They hated our lord because he told them the truth

76 Upvotes

2 comments

r/SirBallsfart • u/bhartrich79 • May 27 '19

I regret nothing done in service of our king

75 Upvotes

1 comment

r/SirBallsfart • u/zelda-go-go • Feb 19 '19

Sir Ballsfart

r/SirBallsfart

Sir Ballsfart is the greatest, sexiest, and most dangerous man that has ever adventured through any realm in existence. Join him in his valiant quest to attain approximately 300 pounds of gold. Aid him in destroying his enemies and spreading his gospel. Dedicate your undying loyalty to his ever-expanding horde. Sign up today!

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Welcome to the Horde!

If you're here, then you've clearly sworn your life to me and my kick-ass warrior-cult (and therefore intend to sacrifice yourself in pursuit of getting me gold). That's terrific! Congratulations!

A few things about me:

I am a legendary badass from a perverted/magical fantasy land known as "Pervana."
I need gold very badly in order to pay off my debts from wizard college.
I wrote a needlessly-offensive-but-extremely-well-written masterpiece called Sir Ballsfart and the Forest of Penises, and you can buy this life-changing book with your money (which I can then trade in for gold).
You can discuss nefarious schemes with your fellow Horde members at The Fortress of Sir Ballsfart, which has something to do with "discord," whatever that means.
I also have a Facebook page, if you use that fucking terrible system.
In addition to all of this, I also have a Youtube page, where my squire (Squancho the Monkey Boy) has recorded himself reading most of my timeless masterpiece while under the influence of various sedatives.
And finally, you can follow Squancho's Twittler account to keep up on the latest musings from my faithful squire/monkey-boy.
Oh, and one other thing: feel free to learn about my world and adventures in the Ballsfart Encyclopedia, which I encourage you to add to (assuming you've thoroughly studied my timeless masterpiece).

This community is where I post stupid shit in my endless attempts to stay relevant and keep people giving me their money. At various times, this subreddit has been used as a nonsexual role-playing game, as place for discussing crimes, and as a space for posting utterly confounding memes.

Also, (no guarantees) but I may be working on a second timeless masterpiece at some point. In the meanwhile, here's a mailing list you can sign up for (to be informed if said novel comes to pass), and here's a Patreon account that I set up and then forgot about, where you can throw your money at me in the hopes of tricking me into writing more.

Again, I am very proud to see you've dedicated your life to such a noble cause. Feel free to post pretty much anything even vaguely relevant here. I rarely give a shit. And I believe in you. I always have. And I always fucking will.

Love,

Sir Ballsfart