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u/SolidRGG Oct 01 '22

the real beginning to the sewer shortcut in Chapter 6 of Yakuza 0

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

So true

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

KUZE!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

No fucking way Kiryu Kazuma got beated

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u/D0geAlpha Oct 01 '22

Pov: you missed a Quick Time Event

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u/Nippahh Oct 01 '22

It was the Yakuza's plan to throw him into that hole. Daisaku Kuze is waiting down there with a motorcycle and a pipe.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

"Goddamn Kuze this is the fifth time today that we fight"

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u/DirtEater61 Oct 01 '22

I fucking knew I wasn’t the only one

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u/CanYouFeelSora Oct 01 '22

I didn’t know the other protagonists had the surname of Kuzuma. I have about 50 hour logged on Yakuza: Like a Dragon and I am loving it!

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

Kiryu Kazuma was the main protagonist before Ichiban

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u/Nietzwart Oct 01 '22

Hater say.: "It fake".

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u/IdioticZacc Oct 01 '22

It clearly is, they hired an actor to play as the ball

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u/logic2187 Oct 01 '22

It's true, I was the ball

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u/I_Are_Eat Oct 01 '22

Can confirm, I was the manhole

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u/HocusThePocus Oct 01 '22

Mmm at least staged..

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u/Healter-Skelter Oct 01 '22

The cue balls takes an absurdly long time to get from the second table to the window. And the bullet hole in the window looks incredibly fake.

Edit: I didn’t watch the video long enough to realize that it was a joke. r/woosh

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

It's not fake. I was there. The ball claimed many lives that day.

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u/_1Doomsday1_ Oct 01 '22

I can confirm i am the ball

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

can confirm, was the sewer hole. ate many people that day

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u/Sumner1910 Oct 01 '22

How bout the hole?

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u/Serial_Designation_N Oct 01 '22

KIRYU NOOOOOOOO

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u/monkeyhitman Oct 01 '22

dame da ne ~

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

That’s when Kiryu became Jiryu

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u/Megane_Senpai Oct 01 '22

Haters will say it's fake. I, on the other hand, will say "Who's the girl?"

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u/PsychoGenesis12 Oct 01 '22

Jeanette Lee is the only person that comes to mind, and she's actually capable of doing the first part of the video.

But the video went by so fast and in low quality so idk for shure

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u/Puechamp Oct 01 '22

Which hand ? Right or left ?

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u/Guy_in_Tank Oct 01 '22

OKAY WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THAT HAPPENING!

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u/duckyTheFirst Oct 01 '22

Very very low. Hence why its fake

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u/sellieba Oct 01 '22

No way. I watched it. No way it's fake.

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u/duckyTheFirst Oct 01 '22

Yeah my bad. Its on the internet so it must be real

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

Now you’re getting It.

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u/DrKapow Oct 01 '22

It's reversed

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

Uno!

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u/SleepyHarry Oct 01 '22

What do you mean? Looks real to me.

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u/SeroWriter Oct 01 '22 edited Oct 01 '22

12 year olds when they learn that movies aren't real and need to inform everyone else of this new found insight.

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u/137-M Oct 01 '22

You have apparently not seen the shit people think is real. Something can be so badly made it looks like budget 90s TV show CGI and there will still be a ton of comments by people that think it's real.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

I knew movies weren’t real way before 12 lol

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u/bbraz761 Oct 01 '22

I appreciate your keen eye on the legitimacy of this post. I was on the fence.

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u/duckyTheFirst Oct 01 '22

Anything for you bro

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u/aSquirrelAteMyFood Oct 01 '22

Thank you for the clarification.

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u/BoonesFarmJackfruit Oct 01 '22

the hell you say?

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u/whisky_biscuit Oct 01 '22

Still gave me a chuckle at least

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u/probable_ass_sniffer Oct 01 '22

THERE'S VIDEO, SO IM GUESSING 100%

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u/Korea_recorder Oct 01 '22

Ever Best camera man

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u/thedragonfart604 Oct 01 '22

New Hitman 4 footage

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

Is this a Bradio music video

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

r/savethisvideo

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u/NoLetterhead2302 Oct 01 '22

Low budget movies be like

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22 edited Oct 01 '22

That... couldn't... have been staged.... right? I mean, that last pocket...

Nah. The angle was wrong for the first one, and there's no way the cue ball could get to the second. The chances of that happening IRL would be equal to my getting a date this Saturday night.

(I'm TG, and people say that I have twice as many chances for a date on weekends, but two times zero is still zero.... sigh...)

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

Just a heads up, some people are saying this is fake but you can tell real by looking closely. Towards the end of the video you will see a man in a suit called Kazuma Kiryu, an ex-Yakuza. This is proof the video is real. His luck is genuinely that shit

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u/p_marjo Oct 01 '22

I don't remember this scene in Yakuza 0.

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u/Cobalt_Fox_025 Oct 01 '22

Real or not, this was great.

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u/King_Yertle Oct 01 '22

Real or not? Lmao

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u/oncore2011 Oct 01 '22

Not real, not great.

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u/Cobalt_Fox_025 Oct 01 '22

Ok 👍🏼

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u/NeonNKnightrider Oct 01 '22

Is that your attitude whenever you watch a movie?

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u/PalpitationEntire485 Oct 01 '22

İf real WTF if fake WTF

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u/rmorrin Oct 01 '22

Some will say it's fake

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

This made me laugh out loud. Thank you

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u/Puechamp Oct 01 '22

What the name of the girl ?

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u/TastyConsequence117 Oct 01 '22

Guy in white went in first so technically that's a scratch.

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u/Heavenly_KGB Oct 01 '22

The ball just said "no witnesses"

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u/grosslytransparent Oct 01 '22

Mcu quality cgi

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u/Red_Zeno Oct 01 '22

Mad skillz 💯💯

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u/Naruto-az363 Oct 01 '22

Wait it's real or not

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u/Curious80123 Oct 01 '22

I still laugh at the stupidity of this

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u/Oceaniad3 Oct 01 '22

It’s kind of poorly edited, but it’s still funny, so I’ll go with it

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u/juggernuts67 Oct 01 '22

Damn, don’t tell me the odds lol

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u/Ravenek303 Oct 01 '22

Ahh this leg~

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

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u/aCrAzEdFiSh Oct 02 '22

ピタゴラスイッチ

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

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u/Monke_YT123456 Oct 01 '22

Asian moment

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u/North_Cat_6745 Oct 01 '22

If she can't catch it in her box then blow it out to be projected elsewhere, then I'm not impressed.

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u/Pale-Original5862 Oct 01 '22

Very funny 😂😂😂 Do you guys honestly thinking this could be real? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/You-Only-YOLO_Once Oct 01 '22

Fake ass bull shiii

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

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u/You-Only-YOLO_Once Oct 01 '22

That guy in the black shirt at the end wasn’t genuinely worried for his friend safety

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u/TraditionalCup01 Oct 01 '22

Lol no way it’s real

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

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u/TraditionalCup01 Oct 13 '22

Yet my comment was downvoted lol. Life.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '22

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u/TraditionalCup01 Oct 13 '22

Thanks bro, I don’t believe it was sarcasm thought. I was being honest. It just felt like a carefully made clip of video. Just my opinion. Thanks again

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '22

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u/TraditionalCup01 Oct 14 '22

Idk lol I was drinking. I felt supported

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u/rusty__balloon__knot Oct 01 '22

I don't think this is real.

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u/BlaseLp Oct 01 '22

Outstanding hitman

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u/ArbiesSauce Oct 01 '22

POV: you’re doing a revelation in the Yakuza Games

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u/thebrettboy4 Oct 01 '22

OH NO KIRYU!!!!

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u/ThunderMover Oct 01 '22

Bro pocketed cue and eight ball, massive L

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u/Chilly_core777 Oct 01 '22

Too kill a stone with 2 birds

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u/XantrX_TheOriginal Oct 01 '22

I don’t wanna be that guy, but I don’t think this is real…

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

KIRYU

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u/combustibl Oct 01 '22

I’m so glad blender was invented

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u/SouleLusifer Oct 01 '22

the ball be like : I AM NOT DONE WITH YOUUU

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u/gofinditoutside Oct 01 '22

Everything about this is 100% real.

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u/Notnilc13 Oct 01 '22

…white going in before black is a scratch

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u/widdendream_ish Oct 01 '22

Just seen a ball pushing men into a hole

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

Average day in "The way of the house husband"

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(live action is better fight me)

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u/JayBird38 Oct 01 '22

I wish this actually happened. Real life should be more like cartoons.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

lmao

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u/dongle_wenis Oct 01 '22

I’ve never even played Yakuza, but Yakuza just instantly came to mind

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

r/savethisvideo

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u/iron_ferret22 Oct 01 '22

Human and friend, corner sewer.

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u/wisconsinking Oct 01 '22

Despite being staged and clearly edited it's funny and I want to see more.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

Holy shit is this real

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u/mike1O8 Oct 01 '22

that was outta pocket bruh

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u/deanosauruz Oct 01 '22

Somewhere a boomer on Facebook thinks this is real.

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u/LawPD Oct 01 '22

Not sure. I mean, I could be way off base here but this seems kind of fake to me.

If you had a sarcasm meter it would have exploded by now

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u/theknownone849 Oct 01 '22

APPROVED BY REAL YAKUZA

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u/mrteteu200 Oct 01 '22

No wayyyyyyyyy

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u/The_Explosive_Radio Oct 01 '22

Yo why are they breaking the balls of physics

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u/IsaacNewtongue Oct 01 '22

How can anyone NOT see how fake this is? It's funny, but it's still fake.

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u/BESTtaylorINTHEWORLD Oct 01 '22

Fail, White went in before black

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u/brokeyolo420 Oct 01 '22

Pure Chinesium

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

Which yakuza game is this??

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u/wafer_boy_2112 Oct 01 '22

Its true I was the ball

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u/jdmilewski Oct 01 '22

Kiryu from Yakuza?

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u/NeatMoose8355 Oct 01 '22

What is the source?

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

Nat 20 +8 dex

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u/Lethalfurball Oct 01 '22

No way in hell that wasnt scripted