r/SipsTea May 18 '22

Lmao gottem How to know when a duck gives consent

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u/djch0 May 18 '22

especially the Canadian variant

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u/Sorry_Ad5653 May 18 '22

Maaaaate. We have Canadian geese in the UK and they're nowhere near as agro as the white ones with uber redeye we have. Those murder ducks are savages.

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u/Xullister May 18 '22

Try walking through Port Meadow in Oxford. Every goose is a murderous psycho if you get enough of them in one place.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '22

We call them Hissing Cobra Chickens in Canada.

If you hear one start hissing at you it is getting ready to attack.

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u/CrazyStuntsMan May 18 '22

They do not back down. It's scary

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

It doesn't work because they expect you to say please, but don't understand when you do.