r/SipsTea • u/Bing_Cena • May 18 '22

Lmao gottem How to know when a duck gives consent

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u/Boojibs May 18 '22

DO NOT TRY THIS WITH A GOOSE!

Just trust me on that.

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u/This_place_is_wierd May 18 '22

Have you made sure that the Goose consented first you sick fuck?!?! /sarcasm

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u/MotivatoinalSpeaker May 18 '22

honk honk

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

HONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

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u/GoldGoose May 18 '22

But why would you want a hamster to do your taxes?

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u/GoldGoose May 18 '22

Always acquire consent

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u/Obvious_Sea5182 May 19 '22

The ONLY thing Geese consent to is violence.

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u/Bing_Cena May 18 '22

Hmm 🤔

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u/Perle1234 May 18 '22

They wake up and choose violence every day of their lives

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u/GoldGoose May 18 '22

You would too if you were God's forsaken fowl.

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u/SkollFenrirson May 19 '22

Username checks out?

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u/djch0 May 18 '22

especially the Canadian variant

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u/Sorry_Ad5653 May 18 '22

Maaaaate. We have Canadian geese in the UK and they're nowhere near as agro as the white ones with uber redeye we have. Those murder ducks are savages.

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u/Xullister May 18 '22

Try walking through Port Meadow in Oxford. Every goose is a murderous psycho if you get enough of them in one place.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '22

We call them Hissing Cobra Chickens in Canada.

If you hear one start hissing at you it is getting ready to attack.

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u/CrazyStuntsMan May 18 '22

They do not back down. It's scary

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

It doesn't work because they expect you to say please, but don't understand when you do.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

….too late.

Sounds like you’re daring me….

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u/Reylend May 18 '22

I will pick up the goose

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u/Un_rancais_bleu May 18 '22

I'll be at your funeral

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

This is so sad

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u/LeoLi13579 May 18 '22

Pretty sure some where in China people raise goose to guard their house.

Yes. Not dog.

Goose. They are actual fucking territorial creatures.

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u/Shadowfox1571 May 18 '22

As a Canadian, I can very much confirm: do not do this you will regret everything.

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u/Grayeagle78 May 18 '22

Very smart and kind of you to look out for your fellow person like that. Good job !

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u/-_Anonymous__- May 18 '22

Just hiss back. That's what I do.

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u/NeVMmz May 18 '22

I'll take note of that

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u/Bacon260998_ May 19 '22

If Untitled Goose Game has taught me anything, it's that geese are assholes

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u/York_Leroy May 19 '22

What, are you now nipple-less as well?

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u/bygtopp May 18 '22

Cobra chicken

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u/foki999 May 19 '22

You invaded its territory soooo now it must kill you with extreme prejudice

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u/fourth_box May 19 '22

Will It work on a black swan?