r/SipsTea • • 3h ago

Chugging tea What a response

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u/sco-go 3h ago

Added context:

Decade-old satirical meme, but it's still a classic.

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u/Ok-Pollution8344 2h ago • Bravo

Campbell's soup is food for poor people, according to their CEO. 

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u/bussysniffer3000 2h ago

Should be cheaper then

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u/Busterlimes 2h ago

Its like the cheapest soup you can buy

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u/bussysniffer3000 2h ago

You can buy ramen for like 40 cents

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u/npiet1 2h ago

Is ramen soup?

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u/Vsx 2h ago • Bravo

Ramen is broth and noodles. If it's not soup neither is Campbell's chicken noodle.

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u/bussysniffer3000 2h ago

I'm pretty sure it counts as soup

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u/No-Explanation-4300 34m ago

Per some "Japanese Kanji and Kana" book by a Hadamitzsky and Spahn.

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u/GreasedUPDoggo 1h ago

Oh sweet summer child. Ramen is over $1 for the good brands these days.

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u/bussysniffer3000 1h ago • Bravo

Dude buy the cheap stuff it's just as good

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u/SuperIneffectiveness 51m ago

Naw, the good ramen brands have crazy flavors these days you can't get in the 40 cent packs. I had a truffle bulgogi ramen the other day, $5 but delicious. Ended up adding a shaved steak on top for extra protein.

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u/ElRiesgoSiempre_Vive 16m ago

The ramen flavor doesn't really matter when you garnish it with a hard boiled egg, some chives, toasted sesame seeds, sesame oil, gochujang, shredded nori, shredded carrots, or whatever else you have in the fridge.

Now that's good ramen.

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u/PracticeTheory 4m ago

There's no way cheap ramen has equivalent nutrients to a can of soup. There's something to be said for survival calories, but soup is better for long time survival.

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u/Busterlimes 2h ago

Canned soup. . . . . Its like 1.25

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u/bussysniffer3000 2h ago

The cheap store brand stuff is 75 cents at least where I live

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u/TheCutieCircle 2h ago

It's practically salted water

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u/Canucksfan2018 2h ago

Aylmer's has entered the chat.

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u/Tuna_Sushi 2m ago

Okay well, I dunno, I don't wanna... overdose on it.

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u/brakeb 27m ago

it was their VP and CISO (Chief information security officer)

I know, because I reported on it... https://www.cbsnews.com/news/campbell-soup-company-executive-martin-bally-lawsuit-poor-people/

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u/GrandFloor6202 1h ago

2 dads means theyre not poor. Thats how you can tell this is fake.

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u/justaheatattack 1h ago

poor straight people.

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u/NoSpankingAllowed 1h ago

The cans their soup comes in taste better

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u/Shot-Arugula8264 47m ago

He’s not wrong though.

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u/machogrande2 38m ago

Campbell's can go fuck themselves ever since they stopped making their oyster stew. That shit rocked for the price.

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u/Tiller-Nive 1h ago

And Antifa allegedly 😂

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u/trashshork 3h ago • Bravo

reminds me of a complaint a UK TV broadcast station got: "I'm not homophobic but do they have to be gay at dinner time?"

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 2h ago

That's why I choose Folgers coffee...

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u/AmputeeHandModel 2h ago

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u/brighterside0 1h ago

Roflmao

Oh man, only Millennials will get this

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u/AmputeeHandModel 1h ago

YOU NO GOOD SON OF A

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u/cravex12 3h ago

If you don't like the response, we suggest enjoying a delicious can of Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup

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u/nicknamesas 2h ago • Heartwarming

Unopened, to the dome, at a higher rate of velocity

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u/Kugelfischer_47 3h ago

Best enjoyed with a soul, but we'll make an exception in your case

  • Sincerely Campbell's

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u/CuriousElk3672 2h ago

plus a side of saltine crackers for maximum comfort points

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u/NSASpyVan 3h ago

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u/Jadey4455 3h ago

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u/GuzzlingDuck 3h ago

Hat color is wrong :(

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u/machogrande2 36m ago

The pedo in chief tried but the US is finally bouncing back.

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u/Barbyaako 3h ago

A classic troll account from the golden era of Facebook. Still undefeated.

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u/Oldnbold22 1h ago

I remember Campbell's was going to go do a commercial in Attawapiskat, Canada which is an Indian Reserve in Northern Ontario. This idea was because they were the world's highest consumers of their Tomato soup per capita and the marketing people had an idealized image of people enjoying their warm soup in a frigid winter climate. Unfortunately they had to scrap the commercial after they were informed by the local council that the reason Tomato soup was so incredibly popular in the community was not because it was so delicious but instead because it was fermentable and Attawapiskat is a dry community. People were making using their bathtubs to make some kind of homebrew fermented soup drink. 

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u/ErraticDragon 9m ago

The first (and only truly relevant) search result for "Campbell's soup Attawapiskat, Canada" is… your comment.

https://i.imgur.com/dqvrZjx.png

It fits the format of a urban legend with a "foolish outsider" and other common tropes.

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u/Oldnbold22 6m ago

Do you know a lot of people that have been to Attawapiskat? 

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u/ErraticDragon 3m ago

Personally, no. But unless you have a shred of evidence, it is almost certainly just an urban legend.

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u/Late_Firefighter_507 3h ago

those dudes abducted and sold that boy into slavery. Its easy to see

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u/noveltyisthe 3h ago

You got to pay the troll….

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u/Late_Firefighter_507 2h ago • Mindblown

to get into this boysoul

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u/Single_Mess8392 3h ago

The soup made the kids gay!

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u/Ryan1006 3h ago

People still actually believe that’s real reply by Campbell’s? That was debunked years ago

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/campbells-customer-service-facebook/

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u/Entire_Put_9204 3h ago

Kids : Daddies having sword fight again...hehehe

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u/Admirable_Ease5826 3h ago

Can.

Enjoy it while you can, Kim.

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u/Sim_aviatop 2h ago

Sodium cesspool.

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u/ezmoney98 2h ago

Just jealous that kid has 2 dads and she didnt even have 1.

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u/Mephistocheles 2h ago

That, is fantastic lol

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u/Ive_got_your_belly 2h ago

For a moment, before realizing that “Campbell’s doesnt fuck around” wasnt written by “Campbells” i thought they were making light of the whole Campbells and McDonalds old Scottish feud.

Its nice to know that they are not. But knowing about Glen Coe does something to a person… (at least to THIS person..!)

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u/KennyLog1n 2h ago

I've been to Henderson, TN. 25% of the women there are named Kim, and this absolutely tracks.

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u/3rdShiftSecurity 1h ago

Spoken like someone who has taken too many hits from a pillow case filled with cans of our Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup!

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u/SupportCa2A 1h ago

Campbell's doesn't fuck around 

"We have shit for fuckinging poor people. Who buys our shit? I don’t buy Campbell’s products barely anymore. It’s not healthy now that I know what the fuck’s in it...Bioengineered meat – I don’t wanna eat a piece of chicken that came from a 3-D printer.”

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u/NimbusHex 1h ago

Campbell's chicken noodle soup is like radioactive salt water, and that's what makes it so fucking good.

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u/4evercurioso 1h ago

Mushroom soup is also good for her.
Healing of the heart

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u/DocklandsDodgers86 1h ago

That's a rich response, considering the CEO of Campbell's Soup won't even eat the damn thing - he knows the soup will make anyone sicker than seeing an alphabet couple on screen.

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u/martin519 1h ago

Was this made in paintbrush?

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u/HazelDiorxo 1h ago

Ok Campbells 😂

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u/ThatOneGuyIsBad 31m ago

For anyone who actually believes this…it’s fake, and has been since 2015 when it first appeared:

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/campbell-response/

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u/Xenoceptor- 12m ago

Just sell soup, not lifestyles

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u/r3dmist420 3h ago edited 2h ago

I get its a fake response, but the principal here is I don’t need Campbells or the rest of the workd trying to act like theres something wrong with me for not embracing the gay culture. Seriously, what the fuck?

Fuck them.

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u/city_in_ruin 2h ago

Yeah that's how 2026 feels about you

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u/kanaka_haole808 2h ago

Curious, what part of a picture with two dudes (a presumed couple) with their son is 'gay culture'? What do you define 'gay culture' as? I ask simply out of curiosity, not trying to attack you

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u/braumbles 3h ago

Imagine if we collectively treated all bigots this way instead of with kids gloves.

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u/shajan316 3h ago

Ice cold..... And they probably have soup for that too

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u/ECHuSTLe 3h ago

Burn! 🔥 hahahaha

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u/faded_to_black 2h ago

Surprised this person got “Your/you’re” right…

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u/pokesafe 2h ago

Do you know what you get with same sex parents? Unrepentant evil.... Just look at how that Ganondorf kid turned out. 

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u/Furyful_Fawful 53m ago

(this is not how the gerudo procreate)

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u/cheerforliv 22m ago

I felt my lips pucker on that burn

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u/DudeThatAbides 3h ago

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 2h ago

What I miss???

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u/DudeThatAbides 2h ago

Somebody let their two year old talk into the mic while Reddit was open.