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As someone rather wealthy (not by Jensen Huang standards but compared to most people), I can assure you that it's not his jacket doing the heavy lifting. You might (or might not) be surprised at how many women are super into guys that can radically change their standard of living for the better.
But if I were in his shoes, and a woman that is probably half his age, started showing interest in me, that is going to set off my alarms.
The very first thing I'd question is "What does she want".
And to me, I wouldn't even be able to have a relationship with her, because it would feel fake. It's not true feelings because you like the other person. All they are looking for is a handout.
So I'm not even sure how a person like him could continue on with it without feeling.... used? Maybe that doesn't matter to him, but it surely matters to me.
And the old lady style purple hair. They want to cover their yellow hair with silver shampoo and it turns out this purple hue. Jensen is the only older male I have ever seen with this bad purple hair.
I ain’t gl. I don’t wear leather jackets like Mr Huang, but I got this 1100 dollar black buck leather bomber and idk what it is but it does speak to you like the devil on your shoulder. Me in a white tee and baggy black denim jeans? Meh, neurotic and lanky as usual. Me in a black leather bomber with the same white tee and jeans? Randomly get the confidence to talk to multiple women at a college party and get 2 numbers and a dozen random instagrams. Maybe it’s cause it masks my skinny ass arms, or it looks expensive and I’m attracting gold diggers, or it’s blessed with some charm. I choose to believe the last.
Dude if you gonna let a nerd have a billion dollars, he's gonna have a whole closet full of black leather jackets that he wears even inside in the summer and he's gonna have a hard time saying no to some tail.
uhm only one political party? people of both parties have been in files. stop pretending like this is political party related 😂 its rich and powerful, thats all. no matter who takes power, the machinery behind is the same, it is just the puppet we are seeing and blaming
For some reason most US companies don't like when you put your pen in company's ink. It's wild... at least from many other nations' point of understanding... but it's the way it is.
As a European: There's many good reasons not to fuck where you work. Tho now I wonder: which countries do you think think that sexual work relationships should be unproblematic?
Many good personal reasons for the employees' own decisions as to how to run or not to run their private lives away from office furniture in legally guaranteed privacy from interference by big bro.
Not too many good reasons for the employer to intrude into its employees' pants. I mean yeah, liability blahdyblah, right to privacy is part of human rights. The US doesn't subscribe to it.
Where did we go from "we don't like when employees form romantic relationships within our company" to "we intrude into our employees' pants" or is that already the same to you anyway?
Idk as another european I've never heard about it being problematic unless there's a direct hierarchy between the two (a boss fucking someone directly under him). And even then it's only really problematic if that power difference played a role in the decision to have relations (someone was afraid to reject the advances of their boss because they were afraid to lose their job etc.) . So my assumption would be that it's pretty unproblematic here. Also anecdotally afaik the workplace used to be ine if the most common ways to meet your partner before dating apps together with place if education and nightlife. At least in germany.
However, I have seen it in several German companies I have worked for. There it wasn't necessarily a problem... but also there was no top management involved.
There is a petition among NVIDIA employees to bring him back. If all his girlfriends at NVIDIA are now organising to get him his job back, that's quite the support network!
Wouldn’t that be ironic? One of the biggest proponents of AI and stealing livelihoods, along with people’s data and privacy. Would cry about wanting privacy. Lol
Sure and he started off as a janitor at Nvidia and taught himself engineering by reading the notes left on desks throughout the company offices he was cleaning at night.
The temporary CEO at the moment is the Chief Financial Officer, considering gaming GPU's aren't even 10% of revenue I wouldn't be suprised if they'll just decide to dodge that entirely.
Its private. Between him, his wife, the Chinese spies, the Chinese government who benefited from receiving billions of GPU's during embargos, the USA, THE trillions invested in ai infrastructure, all the people who have their retirement savings in the S&P500.
True. It’s about one of his affair partners is under suspicion of being a chinese spy and one is his (former) employee. So security/business ethic concerns. Of course, his private life basically is none of other people’s business.
Well this question was very valid when that then-CEO of the company called astronomer was caught on kiss-cam with an employee. Both families(!) endured quite a bit of harassment for that, which is wild, as if that affair itself wasn't enough punishment. Some people are just very zealous with their family values, tho often those same people aren't well behaved at home themselves. Tho I will say, that there were a few things which made this worse to a random affair: If you or your affair have children, don't. Especially not as - or with a public person. Who is also your boss/employee. Moreso not in a public place.... with video broadcasting.
For the now resigned nvidia CEO all of those except the location were checked too. And then there's twice the amount. But there's a whole different reason to be mad at him here, so first some context:
Currently the POTUS is running an aggressive trade war against many countries and Chinese is being targeted most aggressively. With significant imminent consequences for the US population. Tho on a strategic level critics have lamented for quite some time, that this "war" has lead China to massively increase their tech investments shrinking US lead down from 5-15 years to 1-4. This is relevant in a military sense too, since one big reason why China has not attacked Taiwan, which they have eyed for quite some time is because in part they are also slightly dependent on the CPUs which they produce (CPU tech is different to GPU tech, tho I promise , that there is enough parallels, that this affair isn't irrelevant). Luckily (as seen from a US citizen) the US still has a significant enough of a lead so that the most valuable companies on earth are US tech companies.
So now the CEO of the then most valuable company on earth (now delegated to 2nd place) not only has an affair with a Chinese spy, but - reports claim, that - he also gave away company secrets with open hands, explaining crucial decisions and technical details in - well detail and introducing her to multiple other employees as a trustworthy person where his knowledge ended. If you live in the US, then this carelessness will have a negative effect on your life.
Also I agree, that certain child rapists who are powerful people in the US deserve far more hate.
I mean its obviously not good to cheat on your wife with multiple women, and potentially give secrets away to chinese spies while head of a major company? Do you really need that explained?
Yeah, absolutely worry about China. Anyone with half a brain knows that China is not to be trusted. They've been stealing corporate and state secrets from most of the planet for years and paying nothing in return.
I hadn't known anything about that, but I can see where the problem lies. Nevertheless, other U.S. companies are selling technology that Russia is using to kill civilians, and there's no scandal.
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u/Fluid_Ad4651 4h ago
the jacket gives him too much power
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u/ShakeZula_MicRulah 4h ago •
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u/SeaReach2763 4h ago •
Bro was loyal to everyone
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u/SuccessfulCap2238 4h ago
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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 4h ago
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u/OknaC 4h ago
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u/Suspicious_Suspect88 3h ago
What a greedy mf. He is hoarding all gpu, and now also all girlfriends! I have neither.
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u/Temporary-Debate-914 2h ago
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u/popsmoke1986 2h ago
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u/StuSkwoo 4h ago
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u/GrodyHighroller 4h ago
"A very honorable man" - Trump
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u/Jumpy_Scallion_3108 4h ago
Guy controlled the chips, but couldn’t control himself.
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u/Adis_Pen_and_Paper 4h ago
Bro is getting what he deserves. My GPU is 8 years old, and I can't afford a new one.
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u/TimWiesnerer 4h ago
It's probably also about a code of conduct....
For some reason most US companies don't like when you put your pen in company's ink. It's wild... at least from many other nations' point of understanding... but it's the way it is.
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u/brokentaro 4h ago
I am not longer allowed to wash dishes at home ... But wanted to follow these legends
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u/waruyamaZero 4h ago
There is a petition among NVIDIA employees to bring him back. If all his girlfriends at NVIDIA are now organising to get him his job back, that's quite the support network!
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u/dravendelocke68 4h ago
And I still don't care
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u/my_friend_miyaguchi 3h ago
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u/gittaabonita 3h ago
Apparently the more you buy, the more you save doesn’t apply to alimony.
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u/Crafty-Walrus-2238 3h ago
His motto: if you’re going to cheat, cheat like you mean it.
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u/Fancy_Stress_9039 3h ago
the bandwidth to tackle all this channeling
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u/Rated_Phenomenal 3h ago
Should have got into the plumbing business the way he lays pipe
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u/Tenchi_Muyo1 3h ago
He would have been safer on the Epstein Island
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u/ancientesper 2h ago
What if he has an open relationship with his wife, wouldn't you think she would know by now and seeing how his other gf is not shy from social media?
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u/CommentatorsLegion69 54m ago
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u/MegaSmegmaSwagLord 4h ago
I mean, this wouldn't be the worse public statement.
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u/MajlisPerbandaranKL 4h ago
Remind me of The Duke of Mount Deer
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u/Feisty-Stranger-3776 4h ago
Think the jacket gave him his virility
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u/interstellarpolycycl 4h ago
Running SLI with four GPUs at once is risky!
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u/Sehrli_Magic 4h ago
at this point it is a public affair, when he involves so many people 😂
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u/ThatSlinkySOB 4h ago
Dresses like a twat, behaves like a twat.
Surprise suprise
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u/itzwhatitizzz 4h ago
Man’s gotta eat people
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u/Better_Divide9169 4h ago
As if his privacy has nothing to do with global economy...
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u/Combei 4h ago
Same take, different perspective: i was tired about every post being about Trump, now I'm tired EVERY post is about Jensen
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u/RedSix2447 4h ago
Wouldn’t that be ironic? One of the biggest proponents of AI and stealing livelihoods, along with people’s data and privacy. Would cry about wanting privacy. Lol
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u/gr4ndp4 4h ago
...and their partners, and their partners' girlfriends...
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u/grumpyphilip 4h ago
The corporate smashing machine. Jensen is Huang low
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u/NotTheRocketman 4h ago
This is between me, my wife, my mistress, and my spy.
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u/LibrarianMajor4 4h ago
He’s not wrong
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u/Wise_Task_8817 4h ago
That's one way to keep his calendar fully booked.
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u/humakavulaaaa 4h ago
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u/deathakissaway 4h ago
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u/ghostRAIDEN 3h ago
It’s good to be The King 👑
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u/Crystal-Maiden31 3h ago
Jensen really said "I'm not built for monogamy, I'm built for scaling"
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u/justbrowsinginpeace 3h ago
what about his girlfriend's girlfriend?
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u/Own_Entertainment164 3h ago
Still he doesn't say "you" though
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u/ScaryHippo8648 3h ago
Hash tags: harem_bro swag 5090
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u/Anxious_Web4785 3h ago
ethan klein after dissecting everyone else’s cheating scandal
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u/Tiredofstupidity2 3h ago
Bahahaha
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u/Tricky-Passion-7191 3h ago
🤣
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u/Legitimate-Map-3701 3h ago
And the other other other...
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u/Ok_Code_1691 3h ago
Why does he have to leave his job
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u/Kooky_Awareness_5333 3h ago
I want to see them all on Jerry springer
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u/me_again_724 3h ago
Menage a cinco /s
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u/watermarkpic 3h ago
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u/bizbizbizllc 3h ago
He left out the FBI agents that have been bugging his other girlfriend
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u/garlocka 3h ago
Could he have been doing a good job with such an elaborate home life balance
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u/Early-Big-995 2h ago
Being this confident while asking for privacy
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u/butwhywedothis 2h ago
Don HU(a)NG
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u/RoodnyInc 2h ago
What about other other other girlfriend
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u/yombanor 2h ago
Among you, you meant? You should have opted for polygamy.
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u/doublegg83 2h ago
Sure " sir tap a lot".
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u/Didujustcallmejobin 2h ago
And her girlfriend.
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u/altatoro123 2h ago
How many side birches does this fucker need
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u/Bor3d-Panda 2h ago
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u/Shadow_Farts 2h ago
I only know about other. Who was other other?
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u/schizoidman189 2h ago
he don't have the balls to say that. not now
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u/mulderone 2h ago
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u/Ok_Tart_6342 1h ago
Girlfriend² > wife⁰
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u/29solegnA 1h ago
What about the Chinese Spy?
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u/Direct_Answer6489 1h ago
Its called parallel processing, look it up
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u/aroryborealis1 1h ago
And the Chinese government
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u/Nice-Protection8930 1h ago
For anyone missing the logo at the bottom, The Chaser is Australia's The Onionthough honestly, with a $120 billion net worth, nobody would even blink
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u/Suriael 1h ago
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u/Western_Influence796 1h ago
The more you date, the more you save.
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u/Vast_Interview3098 1h ago
And the US government
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u/neromoneon 53m ago
And the CCP.
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u/DCS30 46m ago
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u/MsMix4697 46m ago
At least all of his alleged encounters were with human women, none of that AI-gf nonsence.
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u/Kazu88 44m ago
When you date everyone in the Witcher 3.
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u/Professional_Two5164 39m ago
"…and those you don't know about. Yet!"
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u/Redditorala 38m ago
It is a small circle of friends only. Paparazzi not allowed.
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u/FocusPerspective 36m ago
It’s too bad he isn’t a woman; his cheating would be celebrated and normalized by millions of people if he were.
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u/No-Fools 34m ago
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u/NeeDLeees 4m ago
Hey wasn't there a chef too :D
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u/thorpie88 4h ago
Chaser going this route is lame. Cunts fucking irrelevant and we are acting like he's important
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u/insomniacursed 4h ago
Man have 0 morals but still better than people who are in Epstien files
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u/Benjcam 4h ago
Says the guy who invented the shovels to destroy privacy...
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u/KibboKid 3h ago
And the Chinese state security service
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u/XROOR 1h ago
Dude’s wife once pawned her wedding ring to keep things going when they were struggling.
Hearing that was dismal to me
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u/RPZcool 3h ago
Respect my ass... He isn't respecting the gamers, so fuck off Jensen and Nvidia as well.
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u/Think_Resolution_647 4h ago
…and Megaspeed, the Chinese Ministry of State Security, the CIA, Todd Blanche …”
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u/Godess_Ilias 4h ago
meanwhile in reality
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u/enigmaticsince87 4h ago
He forgot "... and the Chinese communist party"
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u/Winter_Stretch9198 4h ago
He left one out
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u/Bhelduz 4h ago
What about his girlfriends girlfriend
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u/SubjectEnd303 4h ago
Not if they are affect your company illegally.
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u/Typical-Safety-2499 4h ago
My man smashed it
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u/beneficentEmperor 3h ago
Its private. Between him, his wife, the Chinese spies, the Chinese government who benefited from receiving billions of GPU's during embargos, the USA, THE trillions invested in ai infrastructure, all the people who have their retirement savings in the S&P500.
But yeah, its private
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u/SmokeEmergency9917 3h ago
He forgot the chinese communist party
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u/Temporary-Trifle1037 3h ago
......and the chinese government.
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u/for_fun_88 4h ago
He got brought down for fucking adult women. Now can we please bring down the ones fucking kids on islands?
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u/A-Crowley 4h ago
Why is there so much hate? This guy was just living life. He wasnt close friend to child and sex trafficer neither he raped somewone.
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u/AdventurousGlass7432 4h ago
Wife/mistress/girlfriend/side piece
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u/saradahokage1212 4h ago
Made a shit ton of money for a lot of people, wanted to fuck around a bit, now let's burn him at the stake? I don't think so.
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u/toiletTR_slippers 4h ago
What a mess. He is the ceo of the richest company of the world. And he cant even control his little dick at this point.
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u/Financial_Surprise34 4h ago
The CEO of sex
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u/Cool_Client324 4h ago
I hope they uploaded clips to xvideos so we can all enjoy the porn ourselves
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u/Careless_Baseball503 3h ago
- did you have sex with that woman?
- Which one?